Chapter 4: Crazy midnight
At 11 o'clock in the evening, He Ming looked up at the sky. The sky was not strong, it was gloomy, the moon was faint, and there was little moonlight. In this case, the effect of cultivation will be greatly reduced. The most terrible thing is that He Ming looked around. It turned out that it was really difficult to find an uninhabited field in Songjiang.
Under the temptation of five hundred yuan, the driver racked his brains to think of a deserted construction site. Finally, leaving He Ming's deserted construction site, Mr. Driver's eyes quickly disappeared.
Then practice magic skills. He Ming took off his backpack and learned to lie on his stomach as a frog. The weather was really cold. He Ming trembled all over for half a minute.
Why is there no effect? By the way, I forgot to take Viagra.
He Ming took out a Viagra and swallowed it. The little brother was resurrected. He Ming was wearing jeans and thermal underwear. Oh! He Ming gritted his teeth, took off his jeans, and continued to lie on his stomach. He thought he was a little crazy, but He Ming still smiled and didn't care.
Everything that happened today is really great. He Ming, who is studying psychology, has always been calm, but one day he encountered an adventure and made countless money in one day, and it was so cool to obtain high-tech items in different time and space!
Shuang is dead! This kind of adventure, explosion, and excitement, it turns out that people are perfect when they live! !
At this moment, He Ming can't wait to cruise the Huangpu River at night and run naked across Times Square!
The little brother is extremely hard, but at this moment, He Ming really felt a cool breath in his head trying to come in. It was different from the cold wind, the cool breath was like warm water, and at this moment, the abdomen was hot. Climbing up the spine section by section, like someone massaging the bones section by section vigorously and just right, that kind of hot feeling is better than orgasm, the first shot in life!
Grass, it's too powerful, not right! There is another key here. He Ming hurriedly read a formula, which is the key to the success of this god's function.
Without this formula, yin and yang cannot be combined, the cool energy will only stop in the head, the fiery sexual energy will only stop in the cervical spine, and just a little bit, the yin and yang can be mingled, gain great strength, improve physical fitness, and gain some kind Mysterious power.
He Ming read the formula, but he was surprised to find that the language he uttered was croaking, like a frog.
But within a few seconds, the croaking sound became very loud, unlike a human being, far away, in the middle of the night, calling like a giant frog.
is very scary. It's no wonder that the creator of magic arts, after the soldier became a general, he needed to leave the city alone or stay away from the military camp to practice this magic arts. Otherwise, it must scare the people around.
Besides, the general has another problem. There was no Viagra in ancient times, and his sexual drive could only last for a few minutes.
When He Ming found that the heat in his lower abdomen was weakened, he took a bottle of Viagra and ate two pills. The little brother was reborn and became stronger. He Ming felt that the fiery energy was stronger, hitting the spine again and again, and the yin and yang became more and more positive. , It becomes a kind of gentle energy that spreads throughout the body. The bones, muscles, and blood were trembling, all giving out a carnival that He Ming couldn't understand. Every time in the yin and yang, a mysterious energy flows throughout the body, and within a few seconds, the energy that needs deep sleep can be restored.
He Ming felt that his energy was restored, his eyes became stronger and his eyesight improved.
He Ming thought, this magical technique is really effective. He continued to take Viagra and continued to practice.
Five minutes later, he ate five Viagra at a time. This is the limit. Once swallowed, if he was given a woman, he could create a nation.
About ten minutes later, He Ming’s croaking sound reached its limit and spread from a distance. It was as huge as a drum. He Ming’s eyesight had surprisingly improved in a short time, and he could see that it was covered by clouds. Bright moon! He found himself hot, unconsciously stripping off, wearing only a pair of underwear, and feeling very hot, like soaking in hot water. Moreover, the muscles of the thighs became stronger. According to this magical jumping method, He Ming made a leap, and under the night sky, he jumped more than 3 meters like a big frog!
He Ming didn't understand the terrible point of this degree. His high school standing long jump score was more than 2 meters, but today, he can exceed 3 meters at a time, and the world record for standing long jump is only more than 3.5!
This is attributed to Viagra, the great Viagra. Because there was no Viagra in ancient times, the general who invented this magical technique. At first, because no woman was unable to excrete sexual impulses, he had strong sexual impulses only after years of abstinence. It was a coincidence that inspired this magical skill, but after perfecting it and comprehending that vital formula, he has become a general and has a group of wives. With wives, especially many, wanting to be like jade is a dream, so the general desperately eats aphrodisiac, but the effect is not that He Ming directly eats Viagra, and he wants to be impulsive and quick and effective.
Therefore, the results of He Ming's practice are equal to the results of a few months at the peak of the general.
But He Ming didn’t know. He kept swallowing Viagra, making yin and yang, and ate up to 300 Viagra. He Ming discovered a problem. He became hot and his energy was endless. The little brother could lift a car with a length of Thickness, more than doubled than usual.
He Ming tried to hang the backpack on his little brother, but he didn't have any pressure and relaxed.
What the heck!
He Ming vaguely feels that he has practiced to the limit? He didn't know this kind of problem, even though He Ming mixed in the Internet, read countless novels, and introduced various schools of magic. However, when he really experimented on his own, he discovered that everything is not so simple, and there is a distance between reality and fiction.
He Ming decided to stop practicing and looked at his mobile phone. It was only 11:17, and he practiced for more than 10 minutes. But now that the little brother is in this state, He Ming can't wear jeans. So He Ming only put on thermal underwear and by the way the magic glasses that he cherished.
There was nothing around, but when He Ming turned his head, he actually saw a green light, just three meters away!
What is the light in the wild? It must be some cultural relic!
He Ming stepped forward, lying on the ground looking for nothing, what's the matter? He Ming looked at the green light from a close range, and he shot it from the ground for more than 20 seconds. Here comes a message: You have found a treasure, worth 10. It is recommended to dig.
It’s so cool. There is no one everywhere, He Ming laughed wildly, I love treasure the most!
He Ming didn't have anything to dig, but he dug with his hands and didn't know why. He unexpectedly found that the cold and dry soil was like tofu in winter, which was great, so he dug with his hands.
So He Ming dug deeply. This digging took half an hour. He dug a large hole about 3 meters deep and 4 meters in diameter. The green light still shot from the ground, indicating that it still needs to be excavated.
He Ming sweated his face, mixed with the mud, and exhaled white gas in the cold night. The ten bottles of Red Bull, and beef jerky snacks he bought had already been eaten and drunk, and his stomach was hungry.
Fortunately, after practicing that magical technique, I felt boundless, but my hands started to ache, and my hands were broken, but strangely, I didn't feel the pain.
His grandma. He Ming crawled out of the cave and sat by the side of the cave to catch his breath. He really wanted to drink water and smoke.
He Ming thought for a while, it can't be this way, I have to buy a shovel, buy some food, drink some water, and replenish his strength.
I remember there was a small supermarket on the way here. About several kilometers away. He Ming hastily cleaned up, put on his backpack, and rushed forward. He didn't want to leave the precious emerald rough stone here. It was stolen and he would cry to death.
After several kilometers, the little brother softened. He Ming took off his underwear, threw it away, and put on his jeans. Only then did he realize that his thighs were a lot thicker, and his jeans became tight. It turned out to be easy to wear thermal underwear?
Not far from the small supermarket, when He Ming saw it, it was closed. But he still went up and smashed the door: "Is there anyone! I want to buy something!"
After a while, the lights came on, and an angry young man opened the door, "Don’t you know it’s closed?!"
A wad of bright red old man's head swayed in front of him, and the young man reluctantly opened the door and said, "You're cruel. But now I buy things twice as much."
"I agree with you." He Ming nodded and walked in grinningly. As soon as I entered, a woman walked down the stairs, she said: "Oh, why are you just like you just fell into a mud pit."
He Ming said hey, he looked at his body, his whole body was muddy. This is a young couple who runs a small supermarket.
"Yes, elder sister, just crawled out of the mud. By the way, do you have a shovel?" He Ming opened a bottle of mineral water, drank it gruntingly, and then put a few thousand dollars on the cash register.
"I want to buy two shovels, a sturdy bucket, a set of clothes, and shoes. Bring all the delicious things, and Red Bull Kang's sports drinks."
Big business, the young couple took a look at them, and their dissatisfaction with being awakened right after they fell asleep disappeared: "That's it, now the price is doubled."
He Ming laughed and said: "Small meaning."
"We have no shovel."
"Take it out for your own use, I bought it at a high price."
Half an hour later, He Ming rode an electric tricycle back to the original place. This electric tricycle was specially used by the young couple for grocery shopping. It is already very old. He Ming has taken a fancy to it. It is He Ming's after three thousand.
I must dig you out today.
He Ming took two shovel, with seven or eight buckets hung on it, and threw it into the pit. Then a bucket of mud was thrown out.
He Ming didn't know how long he dug, he felt the red state on his body began to disappear, he felt tired, and his hands were aching. I can hardly raise my arms. Looking up, He Ming felt like he was in a well.
The sky is getting gloomier and gloomy, and I can’t see my fingers. It's probably raining soon. He Ming can only dig into the green light with the help of glasses.
when. What happened to the second shovel, He Ming still thought it was a stone, he touched it with his hand and was about to dig it out.
The handle of the first shovel broke, and the second shovel He Ming didn't want an accident, otherwise he would not have a shovel. UU reading www.uukanshu.com waited till dawn, it was hanging.
He touched a metal object with his hand, He Ming's spirits lifted up, he looked down, and it turned out to be metal. I gritted my teeth and dug it out. It turned out to be a metal box, which was the treasure.
dug up. Long live! He Ming raised his spare strength and climbed out of the pit carrying the box. Then he drank a bottle of Red Bull, turned his head and took a shovel and broke the lock.
Wow.
Once upon a time, He Ming often had dreams of getting rich. One day, he would find a treasure with many boxes. When opened, they were all gold and silver jewelry.
And now the real treasure chest is alive in front of He Ming, He Ming screamed: "Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
This box, about twice the size of a computer case, contains a lot of gold and silver jewelry. Looking through the glasses, they all shone green, and there was even a blue light among them.
gold ingots, silver ingots, pearl necklaces, gemstone rings. Several wooden boxes. Some scrolls of calligraphy and painting. He Ming held up the gold ingot and looked at it, still biting his teeth, learning what it was on TV.
vented his excitement, He Ming closed the box, took out his mobile phone, and checked the time. It took four hours at 3:23. It was not easy. There are two more mobile phone text messages, which are probably sent from home again.
The sky is about to rain, and people are tired. Don’t stay here for long. He Ming threw a lot of garbage into the pit, such as plastic bags and various bottles, and all the shovel that he cherished just now was also thrown into the pit. It might rain tonight, maybe it became a lake in the morning, He Ming really didn't believe it, he dug out this big hole alone.
He Ming moved the box to the electric tricycle. At that moment, I felt that I had a whim. I was really smart about the wise decision to buy this electric tricycle.
Finally, He Ming picked up his backpack, started the electric tricycle, and drove towards the road.
