Chapter 797: two fingers

shameless

Summer is so shameless.

At a distance of thirty centimeters, he hadn't jumped up yet, he almost fell to the ground, and finally managed to climb up, and he even wanted Red Bull.

The black-haired beauty completely collapsed.

The people under the stage were eager to rush up and kick Xia Xia's feet.

There are black lines all over the foreheads of the ten elders in Jiangnan.

"Idiot," Mei Zhu Shuangjian said together.

"What is this guy doing? Did he just block my punch unintentionally?" The poisonous door boss also began to wonder. He even suspected that he made a mistake just now, so this guy is fine.

Chen Qing on the stage was almost speechless, "You are sure you want to fight"

"Of course I will fight. I tell you, don't underestimate me. When I was fifteen years old, I was able to punch Nanshan Nursing Home and kick Beihai Kindergarten. In recent years, I have almost no opponents in our village." Summer said very seriously.

despicable and shameless

This is what those people in the audience said about him.

And this is where the Dragon Slayer Conference is choosing the leader.

The people here are all top-notch experts, but he is only powerful in the village, and he has almost no opponents, which means that he is not invincible in the village.

"Come down," the people in the audience kept shouting.

"Che, I know you must be jealous of my handsomeness." Xia Xia glanced at the people in the audience with disdain.

He slowly sat up.

Xia Tian took out a mirror directly from his pocket. The moment he opened the mirror, he directly covered his left eye and kept rolling on the ground. Seeing his appearance, everyone was stunned, because What happened just now, they have no idea at all.

Summer just looked in the mirror.

"Oh my God, it hurts me to death. I just glanced at me in the mirror, and I actually blinded one of my eyes." Xia Tian took out a blindfold and covered his left eye.

Hearing his words, the people below were about to scold their mothers, and all those masters were completely speechless.

They are now completely sure that Xia Xia is definitely a happy little boy.

"Hey, this is a martial arts competition." Chen Qing could hardly bear it anymore.

"Of course I know this is a competition. Otherwise, why would I come up? I'm ready to start." Xia Xia said solemnly.

Seeing that Xia Xia was ready for battle so quickly, the people in the audience were stunned for a moment, and they began to wonder if Xia Xia pretended to be like this just now.

Chen Qing has lost patience.

The famous sword Tian Que in his right hand swept straight away. His sword was very fast. If it hit this time, Xia Xia's head would be chopped off.

shuh

actually didn't get hit

Everyone's faces were incredible.

Even Chen Qing was stunned for a moment, but he didn't hit the opponent with such a fast sword.

"Oh, why are the shoelaces still open?" Xia Xian was squatting there and tying the shoelaces.

When he was done, he stood up directly, "Okay, I'm ready this time, it's time to start."

When they heard Xia Xia's words, everyone didn't know what to say. Everyone thought that he had successfully avoided Chen Qing's sword just now, but they didn't expect Xia Xia to squat down and tie his shoelaces. I don't know if the opponent is out of the sword.

In other words, he was lucky enough to report.

"Damn it, this guy is too good, he can even just avoid Chen Qing's sword by tying his shoelaces."

"How can such a person have the confidence to come to power?"

"Come down quickly"

The people in the audience were very dissatisfied. They thought that Xia Xia had no real skills and was just a joke.

"I don't know him." The black silk beauty looked at Xia Xia with disgust.

The ten elders of Jiangnan also kept shaking their heads. A good dragon slaughter conference would actually turn into a farce. This guy didn't come to compete at all, he just came to play a sketch.

Plum and Bamboo Double Swords Even

They can't be angry with Xia Xia, because the two of them have been completely destroyed by Xia Xia.

"It's a shame that I was actually blocked by such a person for an attack." The old monster of the poison door felt very ashamed.

Xia Xia looked at Chen Qing very seriously and said, "Crazy with you, crazy with you, banging against the wall with you, come on, I'm ready."

Chen Qing was really angry this time.

How can I say that I am a master, to actually play with such a funny guy on stage for so long, he swept through again with a sword, and the speed was faster than before.

"I'm here" Xia Xia shouted.

boom

Xia Xia's body lay directly on the ground, and Chen Qing's sword cut nothing.

"d, it hurts to death." Xia Tian rubbed his nose, then crawled back, everyone saw that his right shoelace was actually hanging on the wood, which means he just rushed Just in time to trip over.

Can actually trip over.

I'm afraid this doesn't even have the strength of the Huang level.

But everyone thought again that although he was tripped, he miraculously escaped Chen Qing's sword.

"Are you going to fight?" Chen Qing was about to collapse.

This guy can actually trip over his shoelaces.

"Wait, don't worry." Xia Tian sat on the ground and pulled the shoelace out of the piece of wood. Then he sat there and looked at Chen Qing and said, "Can I have a meal first and then fight?"

"No." Chen Qing said coldly~www.wuxiaspot.com~ How about drinking water?" Xia Xia asked again.

"Neither." Chen Qing said angrily looking at Xia Xia.

"Then let me urinate head office" Xia Tian continued to ask.

"Are you finished?" Chen Qing was about to be **** off by Xia Xia, and he wished he could kill the guy in front of him with a single sword.

"Then let me do some activities to warm up. The people who watched the Olympic Games came up to warm up first." After Xia Xia finished speaking, he started doing sit-ups, push-ups, trotting and leg stretching.

His actions made everyone around him collapse, and this time he really collapsed.

This is a competition, and it is a competition of masters. The opponent is the apprentice of Nansha Weiguang, one of the four masters in China. He even compared the Olympics.

"Damn, I warn you, I have a bad temper." Chen Qing looked at Xia Xia angrily.

"Then change it." Xia Tian took out a pair of transparent gloves and put them directly on his hands.

"I'll change your sister" Chen Qing slashed directly with a sword. The famous sword Tian Que in his hand was as fast as lightning. If this sword hit, Xia Xia would be directly cut in half.

when

Two fingers.

Everyone looked at those two fingers, and their faces were full of incredible.

At this time, Chen Qing's famous sword Tianque was caught by two fingers.