Chapter 3: Simple foul mouth, ultimate enjoyment

"Okay! Next one!"

There were still a few students waiting for the awakening profession.

There was no other way, the head teacher had to give up.

Then, with a belly full of anger, he watched Li Yang walk down the podium leisurely and return to his seat.

He still understood what Li Yang was thinking about.

There was a good epic talent to choose, but he had to choose the worst one?

This is his important bargaining chip for this year's outstanding head teacher!

"This kid, is he angry today?"

"Just to be angry with me, he even ruined his own future?"

"What is he thinking about?"

The head teacher was still thinking hard, and when he finally figured it out.

On the other side, Li Yang had already returned to his seat and sat down to carefully study his system.

First of all, he already knew what the "divine plant" in the name of the system meant.

Divine plant, as the name suggests, is a divine plant.

Although compared with the other two talents, it is indeed a dimensionality reduction attack.

But...

In this world where everyone has combat skills and fireball spells are cast everywhere.

Are there really any advantages to wearing those plants crazily?

Li Yang held his forehead, feeling inexplicably like he was on a pirate ship.

[Please let go, host, this system will fully assist you to become the strongest existence, step by step to the peak of human beings]

[The novice task is completed, you have successfully selected the matching talent and obtained the task reward]

[Task reward: a novice gift package that is honest and trustworthy! ]

[Please choose whether to use it? ]

The system suddenly appeared and emphasized the first sentence again.

It seemed to make Li Yang believe that the power obtained from the system would definitely not disappoint him.

Then, the gift package was placed directly in front of Li Yang.

The atmosphere is already here, what else do we need to wait for?

Li Yang immediately chose to open it.

[Newbie gift package is now open]

[Congratulations on getting Sunlight x600]

[Congratulations on getting the mysterious item: Golden Shovel]

[Golden Shovel: can remove any plant you planted and return it to a certain amount of sunlight. (The current return amount is 50%)]

[Warm Tip: This item can be used as equipment and cannot be destroyed! ]

Six hundred sunlight, plus a shovel that can return half of the sunlight after removing the plant...

Well, at least it doesn't look so shabby.

Let's talk about the golden shovel for now.

With such a system blessing, the focus should be on plants, right?

Thinking of this, Li Yang narrowed his eyes slightly and opened Dai's plant store.

"Waibi Waibi? Waibi Babu!"

Hear the voice before seeing the person.

Hearing that familiar voice, Li Yang's eyes twitched, and he almost couldn't hold it.

White shirt, jeans, my name is Dai Wo, remember that!

The moment he saw this rough man with an iron pot on his head, Li Yang suddenly felt a little bit crying and laughing.

However, this is a plant store after all, Dai Wo is a second-rate one, and the focus is on plants.

Li Yang now urgently wants to know how strong those plants are.

After all, the system pats its chest to guarantee, so those things must be too bad.

But after taking it in his hand, he found that it was an ordinary pea, an ordinary sunflower...

Then he didn't hesitate, just reopened it on the spot.

"Wow, meat! Gurgle!"

Crazy Dai Wo said something in his mouth, waving his big hand like a hairy sausage, and threw a card over.

Then, the system lit up at the same time and gave a prompt.

[Dai's store opening promotion, give you a free plant card]

[Congratulations on unlocking the plant: Pea Shooter]

[Pea Shooter: Each planting consumes 100 points of sunlight, cools down for 7.6 seconds, and the shooting interval is 1 second]

[Plant characteristics: The peas shot by the pea shooter cause fixed damage to ordinary monsters below level 10. Each pea shot can cripple it, and every ten shots will definitely kill it...]

[The upper limit will increase with the increase of the job level, and the data panel will be updated at the next job transfer]

"I... Damn..."

Okay, Li Yang admitted that his attitude towards the system just now might be a bit too good.

The damage of this thing is not based on the value, but on the number of attacks!

It's a rule type!

This is quite terrifying!

However, ordinary monsters below level 10 are all crippled by one shot and killed by ten shots.

The lower limit is high, but the upper limit is definitely low!

Generally, a job changer who has just awakened a profession has to spend a lot of effort to level up for a long time before he can fight a level 10 monster, right?

But he is a fledgling farmer.

Plant a pea on the ground and wait patiently for more than ten seconds.

You can kill a level 10 monster!

This... can only be described as against the sky! ! !

And you know that in Plants vs. Zombies, the most powerful part of plants is not the combat power of individuals.

But those dazzling plants can be used to arrange troops!

A pea shooter can kill a level 10 monster in more than ten seconds.

Then what about ten plants?

One hundred plants, one thousand plants?

This is reality, not the pitifully small garden in the game!

As long as he is given enough sunlight, he can even plant pea shooters all over Yunzhou!

Then...

"Hahahaha, Li Yang, you are amazing!"

"You have the purple talent but you have to be angry with your teacher. I think this is the limit of your life."

Just when Li Yang was busy imagining the future.

Someone's voice suddenly came from behind.

Liu Xing was a villain who was successful. He was sitting in the back with his legs crossed and talking nonsense.

Few people in the class knew that Liu Xing was a relative of the head teacher.

Although he was not a rich man, he was very good at flattery, so he was deeply loved by the teachers and leaders of the college.

On the other hand, in front of his classmates, this guy liked to show off to everyone he met. If he liked someone, he would go to the office to make a small report.

He thought Li Yang was easy to bully, and even secretly manipulated the official aid funds originally sent to Li Yang to replace him.

"Hey~ Let's get back to the topic, Li Yang."

"You should be glad that the official money was allocated to me!"

"Giving it to a waste like you is simply a waste of national resources!"

"Hahaha!"

Seeing Li Yang staring at him silently, he spoke.

Liu Xing thought that he was still honest and cowardly, so he couldn't help but mock him.

But he didn't expect that the next second, Li Yang would slap the table and stand up.

"What the hell, what are you barking about?"

"Why, why do I give you face?"

"Open your mouth and talk properly, but you are spraying shit here?"

"I think you haven't learned three sentences of human language yet, but you can bark like a dog!"

The original owner was under various pressures and dared not resist.

But Li Yang, who had just crossed over, was not spoiled at all.

He was used to seeing this kind of bully, but he didn't expect Liu Xing to dare to come to him!

The people around him were also shocked by Li Yang's sudden change of attitude, and the huge classroom suddenly became silent.

Liu Xing had never seen Li Yang like this before, and he was stunned for a moment, a little unbelievable:

"Yes, Li Yang, what the hell do you mean?"

"I say, you really want to be the king, right?"

"Little me..."

...

"Little your mother died in your toilet, and you are still going to burn incense for your mother, and what are you barking at your father?"

"If you say one more word, your mother's urn will be on the ground, you bastard!"

Before Liu Xing finished speaking, Li Yang started the Zuan combo.

Every word almost made Liu Xing pass out in one breath.

Indeed, Liu Xing is a well-educated person.

But facing Li Yang's fierce greeting, he was really a little overwhelmed for a while.

He was soon so angry that his face turned red and his neck was thick, and he bit his back to pieces. In the end, he could only say helplessly and furiously: "You...you are vulgar!"

"I am vulgar?"

"Fuck you, get out!"

Simple foul mouth, extreme enjoyment.

Li Yang didn't think about it and just spoke.

A set of Zuan small combos, sprayed Liu Xing speechless on the spot.

"Li Yang, what are you doing!?"

"This is a classroom!"

On the podium, the head teacher shouted.

Li Yang smiled and replied casually:

"Nothing, just asking about the health of his family."

The head teacher was speechless for a while and almost didn't react.

After a long while, his face showed annoyance.

He just got angry, but he seemed to think of something else. He suddenly changed the subject and said seriously:

"This is a classroom, pay attention to discipline!!"

"Okay, keep quiet, I have something important to say next!"

The head teacher wanted to give some serious punishment.

But seeing the evil spirit in Li Yang now, he couldn't help but feel a little scared.

Originally, he wanted to understand why Li Yang chose the worst talent.

But now that he connected them, everything became clear.

The conflict between Li Yang and Liu Xing could not be solved with just one or two words. As a head teacher, he knew it best.

The stupid ones are afraid of the arrogant ones, and the arrogant ones are afraid of the deadly ones.

If you really push an honest person to the edge, the consequences will be terrible.

Now looking at Li Yang's attitude, he has completely let himself go, even giving up his epic talent.

Once the reckless Li Yang tore his face and pursued the official aid money, it would directly cause a big fuss and attract the attention of the college.

At that time, both Liu Xing and himself, as the class teacher, would definitely be blamed.

So now, I can only find a reason to get out of the situation.

On the other hand, Liu Xing, who was scolded by Li Yang, really felt a little relieved.

He wanted to talk back, but he racked his brains to think of a more lethal word.

If he continued to compete with Li Yang, I'm afraid he would lose his household registration book...