Chapter 1046: ?Christmas Carol

Deadpool and Spider-Man came back together, just as Su Ming expected, Santa hid the reindeer and his wife together.

When Peter walked away from the Iron Man relationship, it took a long time to find them on the edge of the Antarctic "Wild Land". He happened to see that Deadpool and Santa Claus had met, and the reindeer were eating grass not far away.

I don’t know if it’s an illusion. Peter thinks that Mother Christmas’s eyes are a little wrong when she sees Deadpool... Is that the legendary shyness?

Peter retched and almost vomited dinner. Although he had seen a lot of disgusting things done by Deadpool, this was still too much.

He had never imagined an old lady in his seventies or eighties who looked at Deadpool with affectionate eyes, but he saw it now.

Deadpool made a long swing. The two of them were sitting together swinging. From time to time they looked at each other affectionately. The barbell-like laughter echoed around, and Peter felt that his retina and eardrum were burning through.

But fortunately, Wade is just to wait for him to pass the time here. As for betraying the hue to bring Mother Christmas back, that is just business.

So after seeing Spider-Man, the three returned to the North Pole in a reindeer sleigh.

It's just that Peter sits on pins and needles all the way, because Mother Christmas looked at him with resentment, as if she was blaming him for disturbing her and Deadpool's two-person world.

After getting off the sled, even in these short steps, the old woman would have to put her arms around Deadpool, very close.

And the little spider was ignored as always.

"Xiao Li, do you think I am a good boy?" Deadpool asked, as if he hadn't noticed anything, while letting the old woman hold her arm while bowing her head gently.

Christmas mother-in-law blushed, waves on her wrinkled face: "Okay, it's all right."

"Then can I receive a satisfactory Christmas gift?" Deadpool asked again, holding her grandma's shoulder and pushing open the door of the Christmas cottage.

"I'll give you whatever you want." Mother Christmas replied yearningly, she seemed to be floating in the air, her footsteps fluttering lightly, completely ignoring the environment.

"vomit....."

Not far behind Peter, seeing the sweet interaction between the two, rolled his eyes and spit out his tongue. He finally found that his willpower was not as strong as he thought.

Not to mention the two people in the room, Su Ming took a deep breath before using willpower to press the nausea back.

But Xiao Sheng dropped all the cloth bags in his hand, and he felt a little green on his head, like a parasite hanging on the wall.

"You...what have you done?" He stretched out his fingers and asked Wade in a trembling voice, the expression on his face even more like constipation.

Hearing what he said, Mother Christmas came back to her senses. She let go of Deadpool's arm like a telephony, and covered her face with an apron: "No, we didn't do anything, just praise him as a good boy."

Santa turned his gaze to Spider-Man, and Peter nodded helplessly. Fortunately, he moved fast enough. If he arrives later, something will happen.

Seeing that Peter, an honest child, confirmed his wife's words, Xiao Sheng also sighed in relief and said: "Just in time you are back, the old woman will help me dig out the presents from the cellar, clean up and go to work."

Mother Christmas and Santa Claus walked towards the kitchen, and she turned her head secretly, showing a toothless smile, and gestured towards the dead waiter with her hand to make a call.

Deadpool raised a hand and opened and closed his five fingers like a duck's mouth. When they saw the two walk into the cellar, he relaxed, sat on the armrest of the sofa, bent over, picked up a bottle of wine and drank it.

"It's terrible, I don't look forward to Christmas anymore, but my mother-in-law promised me a satisfying gift. Do you think she can kill me?"

He asked his cousin with a bit of heart. He likes beautiful women. The old lady is not in the defense range, but the mother-in-law Christmas is too active. He can only sacrifice his generous shoulders for business.

Peter looked at Deadpool with dead fish eyes: "Thank you, I am not interested in Christmas anymore. The fairy tales are all deceptive."

Wade didn’t seem to notice that Peter was talking in an irony. He just waved his hand: “No thanks, our relationship cannot be described in words. I have a good idea. Isn’t the guy in Tin Can pestering your aunt? You turn around and introduce him to Mrs. Christmas, so that we must all be quiet."

Peter's eyes lit up, but he soon fell into entanglement. Wouldn't it be too dark?

Two villains appeared in the bottom of my heart and began to fight fiercely, and the balance under their feet was also shaking.

Su Ming clapped his hands and motioned the two to focus on the task: "I eliminated a group of vampires just now, and things are like this..."

He explained his guesses and judgments to the two in a short period of time using refined language, and then assigned them to new tasks, letting them do things and think about them when they have problems.

"What about you? Cousin, we go to do things and you sleep here? Also, why are you playing with your own godslayer?" Deadpool pointed out keenly what the death knell was doing, and put it on his cousin's lap. At this time, his platinum weapon is fixed on the appearance of a drum-type corn thresher.

"Ask why, do things quickly, and when you finish it, I will give you a Christmas gift, the kind you want, you know." Su Ming blinked at Wade.

"Is it a check for a few million dollars? Wait, in fact, gold of equivalent value is fine." Deadpool immediately began to fantasize.

Su Ming stabbed him with a weapon: "Go and work. If things go wrong, you won't want to get anything from me."

Deadpool raised his mask and spit on the ground, with a confident smile: "Don't worry, my good cousin, a few vampires are as easy to handle as cockroaches in the toilet. I will pull on them. Xiang then presses the flush button, and you sit here and wait for the good news. By the way, Peter quickly check the satellite phone and don't let my money slip away."

Seeing Peter being dragged out of the hut, Su Ming put away the godslayer, walked to the back of the house, and put the fel engine from Azeroth on the ground.

The large and heavy equipment pressed down a large area of ​​the snow, and at this time it was still in the state of being removed at that time, and the green fel light radiated from the surrounding fractures.

Su Ming circled the machine twice, sometimes on his knees, sometimes squatting down, carefully checking.

Because I don’t have knowledge of this kind of thing in my brain, I have to explore everything. The information that can be known at the moment is that the evil energy engine is driven by the soul. It is still running. It must be because of the energy supply. There is a soul stone in the machine.

As for whether it is internal combustion or other methods, it doesn't matter. Su Ming just wants to try the effect of the soul stone with his little cousin.

Wade wants to die, wants to play with death, maybe the soul stone can fulfill his wish.

Find someone to help extract his soul, store it in the soul stone, and then give the soul stone to death. This is a way that Su Ming came up with to put Wade in a half-dead state so that he can meet death.

Of course, what you want to do is nothing, at most I just chat and have eye addiction.

And Su Ming is not without benefits. You can use this to observe the mice, which is more convenient for future research on the Fel Engine. If the Fel Engine can really drive the development of the aerospace industry, then Su Ming and the Hell Lords need to negotiate terms. .

To draw souls, there are two people who are best at this, Su Ming, who can use them, one is the Black Queen Selene, her dark magic specializes in the soul.

The other is Hela, the goddess of the underworld. She only needs to touch a living person to drag others' souls out through the divine power conferred by the world tree.

Both of them can do, and there is no need to take the path of demon bargaining, and Su Ming is sure to restrain them even decades later.

After thinking about it, Su Ming decided to go to Hela. On the one hand, it was to smoke the soul of his little cousin. On the other hand, there were other things to ask about, such as Asgard’s movements and her relatives. What are you busy with?

While thinking, Su Ming stretched his hand into the inside of the fel engine, and the green weird liquid was squeezed out a lot, even through the armor, he could feel a burning sensation in the soul.

Not on the physical level, but just a weird feeling, like what he once felt inside an eclipse.

But this is not a place for careful study. Su Ming stretched out his hand to avoid the still-running transmission structure and fumbled around the engine openings. Finally, he buckled a purple ball, like a very dim pearl. .

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When Wade is motivated, he can basically do everything he wants to do, for about half an hour. Before Santa Claus set off to give gifts, he and Spider-Man have returned.

Deadpool's body was in tatters, even a knife was broken, and both spears were lost, but looking at his wretched smile, he knew he had won.

Peter was pale, and he was constantly nauseous. He couldn't even speak when he saw the death knell. He didn't know what kind of stimulation he had endured.

Although vampires are not humans, and Wade has no reason to stop the vampire Spider-Man, the process is too disgusting ~www.NovelMTL.com~ to describe.

"It's done. I chopped off their heads and put them in the sun, then collected the black dust with a vacuum cleaner and rushed to the toilet. Where is my gift?"

Deadpool didn't care how dirty or smelly he was, so he sat on the armrest of the sofa, leaving a crimson stain, and he couldn't say whose blood it was.

Su Ming didn’t want to play with him either. He took out the contents in his pocket and showed him the purple soul stone. This soul stone is very big, almost like a basketball. This gives Su Ming a sense of both. It seems that something similar has been found on the living ghost ship...

"What is this? Is the Christmas gift my cousin gave me... Dragon Ball? But how do I use only one? I can't see how many stars are in it!"

Wade picked up the soul stone and looked at the firelight of the fireplace, but couldn't figure out how to use it.

Su Ming regained the soul stone, shook his head, and shouted into the room: "Have you seen a purple dragon ball? Little Saint, you will leave early and go to his house with Spider-Man. His aunt's Christmas wish is to see meet you."

"Okay, Supreme Mage." Santa Claus replied very smoothly: "You can take my sleigh back to New York together."

Peter smiled bitterly. A few hours ago, he was full of beautiful visions of Santa Claus like other children, but now, he is not sure if it is a good thing to let such a bad old man go home.

Although there is no difference between the dressed Santa Claus and the fairy tale image, he is chubby, with a pointed hat and crescent-shaped glasses, and the white beard on his face can't hide his smile, and the big bulging pockets on his back are filled with candies and gifts.

But Spider-Man always feels that something has changed, what precious things he has lost, and for the first time deeply felt the darkness of the adult world.