Chapter 1230: ?start to act

After listening to the plan, Wade, who was jumping up and down like a monkey with ADHD, was also silent.

"give me a cigarette."

He stretched out his hand to the death knell, and quickly closed and released his five fingers several times.

Su Ming wanted to see what he was playing with, but suddenly became so gloomy, so he really gave him a cigarette.

Deadpool took the cigarette and asked for the fire again. After lighting it, he took a deep breath, then acted like someone who had never smoked before and coughed.

"Ahem, brother, are you telling me to die? Use me as a bait, magically seal it in the trap along with this monster, and then inject a mixture of ice and water to keep our meat fresh and drown us so that we can be strangled. Eat us?"

"Only eat chickens and monsters, strangulation will not eat you, it is useless if it wants cancer cells."

Su Ming replied helplessly, how could this atmosphere be the same as that of Xiangjiang's community movie, it felt like the eldest brother on the road was arranging for the younger brother to go to the kiln to go to the pit.

But it is true, who told Wade to collect the deposit?

Strangling also emerged, and the black bean sprouts clicked up and down, indicating that I would never eat meat with cancer cells. It is a symbiote with aspirations. Even if it starves to death, it will jump back from the earth to the symbiote planet without eating it. Deadpool.

This guarantee seemed weak, but Wade nodded and believed.

He raised his head and looked at the sky, as if sighing that his life was too bad, then he dropped his cigarette **** and stomped it severely.

The pair of white eyes on the mask fully showed the ups and downs of the owner's heart, which is an accusation of the unfair destiny and the entanglement of brotherhood.

Just like what Shakespeare said in his works, whether to do it or not to do it is a question.

But Jianghu movies are not that acting, it has its own unique routines, and Wade is obviously a bit addicted to Xiangjiang movies recently, but Cantonese still speaks the same as Vietnamese.

"I listen to you, brother, the first generation, two brothers, as long as you don't forget to burn the paper money for me on Chung Ming Chongyang in the future, even if you are in front of you, brother I will go for you."

The wind is desolate and the water is cold, and the strong man is gone...

"Snapped!"

Su Ming received a palm on the back of his head, and Juli slapped him upside down, plunged one end into the humus on the ground, and his legs danced in the air.

Su Ming didn't say any feelings of guilt, he was not even moved at all, he and Strangling looked at Deadpool coldly.

"Don't you just want me to add money? Just add 10,000 dollars. Don't use your acting skills to spoil my eyes." He took out a stack of banknotes and threw them into the arms of Deadpool: "And you still bring it now With that broken mp3, I don’t play BGM anymore. What the **** is playing the poem recitation with the soundtrack? Or "Yi Shui Ge"? It’s too unlucky!"

Wade scrambled to his feet, dipped his saliva, clicked the bill, put it into his bag, turned his head and said to the non-existent audience:

"Sure enough, my acting skills are enough to participate in the Oscar awards. Even my cousin can't help but be moved. Isn't this adding money? Quack, it's good to not die as expected, but the next actions are guided by experts. Class, kids at home, don’t imitate easily. If you are not a handsome expert like me, you will definitely die."

With that said, he didn't wait for the death knell to urge him, and he just worked on the money when he got it.

He was covered with various luminous props, like a Kamikaze agent, rushing towards the chicken cow monster's lair.

.................

"Huh...huh."

The thunderous sound echoed in the empty space, like the muffled noise before the earthquake.

Deadpool had never thought that chickens would snore, but now he saw it, he couldn't help feeling that the barren land was really magical, and there were really any monsters here.

The chicken cow monster that ate Deadpool was sleeping at this time, completely unaware that the previous food had run out of its intestines. Its two wings were stacked together as pillows, and the entire monster was curled up into a ball. Lying down in a huge dark and humid cave.

This is a natural cave. The entrance is very large, and there are narrower passages inside, but because of its size, it must not be able to enter, so I don't know what it is.

A lizard with no eyes and a translucent body crawled past Wade, raised his head and ‘looked’ at Deadpool with an eyeless face, spat out, and crawled away.

"This monster will enjoy it, down pillows? Damn... I don't even have a home. I have to discuss with my cousin and let him tell Strangling not to eat so cleanly, at least save feathers and cowhide. give me."

Because the monster was huge, a feather was taller than Deadpool, and he didn't know what he was going to do, anyway, Deadpool just kept talking to himself.

The Cowboy was asleep, and Deadpool felt that if he snored so loudly, he would definitely wake him up, but he didn't.

The smell in the cave was very strong, and with the breath of the monster, the strong body odor came out in bursts, the smell of the beast. But the smell had no effect on Deadpool, and he even felt that the monster was a little fresh.

He doesn't know the reason, but everyone else knows it, because he lives in the abalone restaurant.

The smell in his own home was much more rushing than this, and he couldn't enter the door even after the electric cable went, indicating that he was drunk after a breath, and the smell was as real as it was. I have to admire Vanessa, who has lived with Wade for so long without going crazy.

Turning around the monster like a hill, Wade chose where to start. It has been proved before that his combat effectiveness is nothing against it, and he still has to rely on tactics to win.

So he took out C4 from his pocket. After being despised by his cousin, cable, Domino and others, the face-loving Deadpool always remembered to bring explosives when he went out.

As long as he doesn't forget the equipment in the taxi, it is indeed much more convenient to handle tasks than before.

This time he brought it with a teleportation waist and didn’t call a taxi, so the explosives were still in the space pocket he got from his cousin, but his favorite Rainbow Pony schoolbag fell in the monster’s belly. Will have to come back.

He skillfully installed a timing fuze for the C4, thought about it, used all five kilograms of C4, set a ten-second countdown, then picked up the explosives, used the overlord to lift the tripod, jumped up and stuffed the explosives with both hands In the exit of the'natural pathway'.

Then he ran desperately and came to the monster, waiting for the bomb to detonate.

"Boom!"

There is no imaginary cracking of the sky and the earth, but like the movement of an old-fashioned popcorn stove when it is out of the pot, accompanied by a muffled sound, many red and yellow various unknown substances are sprayed with monsters under the action of reaction force The whole rock wall behind him.

The chicken bull monster woke up from the dream, its eyes opened like copper bells, and the cockscombs on its head were erected.

It originally slept well, but suddenly felt that the chrysanthemum was hot. The first reaction after opening its eyes was to guess that the ghost thing that he had eaten before was not clean, and he had a stomachache.

But as it rubbed its eyes and found a shining red dot all over, jumping around in front of itself, it realized there was an enemy.

strange? Isn't this the creature it ate before? Why is it exactly the same again?

However, before the brain thinks, the eyes see red first, and it subconsciously pecked it with its beak.

"Long live the Hydra! Eat my flash bomb!"

The red animal shouted slogans that it didn't understand, dodged the attack with a splitting motion, and then ran to the cave exit. While running, he turned his head and winked at the cow monster, as if taunting. .

The chicken bull monster's eyes were all red immediately, staring at the red creature that was moving.

Flash bomb, a strange human weapon, made it unaware of the need to avoid ~www.NovelMTL.com~ Just when it looked at Deadpool with cross-cock eyes, it suddenly became white in the dark lair, and it couldn't see anything. .

Losing its eyesight, it panicked a bit, and began to slap and peck in the cave like mad. Pieces of huge rubble were lifted everywhere by it, and dust scattered everywhere.

The ground shook the mountains, flying sand and rocks, and a large area of ​​rainforest nearby could feel a strong tremor, and countless creatures living in the forest ran away panicked.

But this blindness didn't last long, it regained its vision.

The first time it looked towards the entrance of the cave...

I saw that the red monkey just didn't escape to the entrance of the cave at all. He was also lying on the ground some distance from the entrance of the cave, clutching his head, and constantly muttering:

"Fak, I forgot that Vanessa took my new high-tech mask to dry cleaning. The eyepieces of this old-fashioned mask are not flash-proof, dying..."

The chicken cow strangely grinned, his eyes locked on the red bug, and the two hooves of the bull stepped heavy, gradually approaching.