Chapter 131: procrastination
"Hello, three grams of oil, three grams of oil verymuch."
Su Ming spoke in English with a very weird accent, which made the mad laugh stunned, not knowing how to answer.
But Su Ming didn't need him to answer. Instead, he was clumsy and danced a very ugly dance, his limbs stiff like a doll with lack of joints.
He danced and sang, but he was out of tune: "Indian rice noodles, how are you? I will give you a free rice bracelet, areyou OK? Three grams of oil."
The smile on the face of the laughing bat gradually disappeared, this TM is too ugly, and it is noisy compared to Barbatos’ screams...
Anyway, Su Ming has made up his mind to delay time. In a world like Mei Man, you have to sing and dance if you want to delay time. That's right.
Change your style of painting, and others will fall into doubt.
If possible, he would like to sing the theme song of "Frozen", but he still knows how much his singing level is.
It's impossible to sing that kind of difficult songs. I can only sing ghost and animal songs to maintain my life.
Sure enough, the Laughing Bat was at a loss for a while. The abnormal performance of the death knell made him confused, and he didn't know how to talk about it.
He knew that this death knell was the source of everyone’s uncontrollable, but where did he come from? India?
This is the tactic that Su Ming decided temporarily. On the one hand, he delays time, on the other hand, he tries to find out how crazy the laughter is. If he is crazy enough, Su Ming will dance with him, he will definitely not refuse.
It depends on how deeply the clown virus has affected him. If he can control it, he will definitely refuse. But if he is dying, even if he does not admit it, the clown in him will definitely not refuse fun things.
Yes, dealing with Batman requires rigorous planning, and dealing with the Joker needs to be crazier than him.
Mr. Lu Xun once said-‘the madman must be dealt with by the madman. ’
Su Ming is doing this now, he dances vigorously and sings hoarsely.
"areyou OK?"
"Three grams of oil."
"Three grams of oil verymuch."
The Laughing Bat put his hands on his chest, tilted his head to watch him dance, and he swallowed what he wanted to say.
Are people like really the ones who killed the other Batman? Has anyone's conspiracy been ignored by him? The DC editors didn't actually leave?
He decides to watch the changes, no matter who has any conspiracy, he will gradually show his feet over time.
I have to say, Laughing Bat is purely thinking too much, too much intelligence, sometimes this kind of problem will arise.
And for some unknown reason, the death knell was sung to death, but the song seemed poisonous, and he laughed wildly and even wanted to answer him actively.
"I’mfine, andyou?"
Not to mention the magical dance, he couldn't help but want to show the death knell what a real dance is. The dance of the death knell is as unsightly as the zombie resurrected.
can't bear it, can't bear it, although everyone is holding the purpose of procrastinating, but this dance simply stains the eyes...
While he was thinking, Su Ming ended the dance music with a high-speed spinning motion, and pretended to bow to the surrounding air.
After accepted the non-existent applause, across a clearing in the middle, he provoked his chin at the Laughing Bat.
For the Laughing Bat, delaying time is a must. He has something to talk to Bruce in the main world, and the Dome is broken, and he doesn't worry that others will run away.
He is not afraid of death, but he has something to tell Bruce in the main world.
This is a seed, as long as Bruce starts to doubt the truth of the world, then this is the most powerful virus.
made up his mind, the Laughing Bat immediately accepted the challenge, stepped off the chair in front of the brother's eye equipment, drove away a few Robin Spaniels around him, looked down for an open place, and began his singing and dancing performance.
The Laughing Bat was wearing a tight leather jacket. Su Ming originally thought he was taking a Gothic style route, but he did not expect that he would sing a song that he hadn't heard before and danced.
The singing is awful, like scratching the glass with his nails. He laughed too much and his voice was completely gone.
But I have to say that he dances much better than Su Ming. He seems to be a person who used to dance frequently. The coordination of his dance postures is not even better than Su Ming.
Although the horrible smile on his face makes people playful, the technique must be sure.
But Su Ming's attention is no longer above. Although it seems that he is also holding his chest, looking at him like an awkward opponent, but in fact he is waiting for Barry's news, and he is making his own calculations in his heart.
I don’t know if Barry has succeeded. If the first step of the plan is not completed, the rest is nothing.
There is no way. I can only buy some more time. I hope Batman and the others will move faster and come over to support them. Any Flash from any world will do.
The Laughing Bat quickly ended his dance, and at the same time he came back provocatively. He turned his head and let his several Robins applaud, and immediately gained the upper hand.
He likes scenes where there are audiences, but his Robins are now unconscious, they don’t even understand the meaning of applause, they just do it, and then they sit on the ground gasping for breath, sticking out their tongues constantly With black saliva.
And Diana, who was tied to a stone pillar on the side, actually woke up a long time ago. Originally, she was very happy to see the death knell arrived, and planned to join forces to get the Laughing Bat.
Unexpectedly, Su Ming would start dancing when he said something wrong. There was no chance for her to talk. Moreover, the Laughing Bat really took this set, and the two really started dancing.
Now her little mouth and eyes are wide open, she has never seen a fight like this, what is this? She could only watch the development on the scene dumbfounded, and for a while she planned to say nothing...
"Did you lose... Barry, hurry up, I can't hold on anymore..."
Su Ming also kept chanting in his heart that he did not have any artistic cells, and of course Slade did not have it before.
But as long as the laughter keeps winning, he will subconsciously be willing to continue the contest. This is human nature.
The greed for victory and the confidence in success, Su Ming wants to constantly amplify his inner thoughts and unknowingly turn him into the pit.
But the Laughing Bat may react at any time, or get tired of the game.
On this battlefield that cannot harm each other, the Laughing Bats are now isolated and helpless, and there are hundreds of people on Su Ming's side. He feels that delaying time is better for him.
Presumably, the heroes will soon reverse the tuning fork of the universe~www.NovelMTL.com~Using the power of all people on the earth through X metal resonance to restore the blood domain and bring the main world back to its original position.
And Su Ming must ensure that the Laughing Bat will not recognize this key, and at the same time buy Barry time...
"Not bad, pretty dick, I am optimistic about you."
After the bat of laughter finished jumping, Su Ming nodded, making an expression of dissatisfaction, took off his helmet and threw it aside, so that he laughed wildly with confusion.
"Then I ask you, do you have your own freestyle?"
Still not waiting for a wild smile to answer, Su Ming closed his eyes and began to bow his head intoxicatedly to perform his rap songs.
"Medicine, medicine, check! On Sunday, I went shopping, walked around, and met two..."
Of course, he was extremely poor and unbearable. Diana showed a sad look, let alone the bat of laughter. Now it is more ugly to laugh than to cry.
Su Ming is just to delay time, how can I care about their gaming experience? He only needs to know that he can delay for another three or two minutes.
But Barry had better come back quickly. If he doesn't come back, then he can only compete with Laughter in pop songs and Bel Canto.
In short, he must not let him use his brain to pull everyone to the level of a lunatic.
As everyone knows, laughing wildly is also an idea to delay time. The two have their own plans, so they dance strangely and logically.
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On the Challenger Mountain, many steel skeletons from the multiverse jointly completed the reversal of the universe tuning fork.
Now, they need energy to return the main universe to its original position.
