Chapter 140: Success and deal
"Want to hear a joke?"
The clown pierced it with a dagger, and the laughing bat dodged sideways. He wanted to fight back at the clown, but Su Ming's scimitar rushed to him and slashed at his finger.
He can only close his hands and dodge, because although he won't be injured, his weapon may be knocked out under the action of huge force. If the death knell takes back this black sword, he is in danger.
The clown didn't seem to see the big sword that almost fell on his head just now, and went forward to continue the attack, also in a desperate posture.
"Don't listen? Then Uncle Clown will make you a magic trick? Haha!"
The mad clown fought under his feet, as if he couldn't stand still, he was about to fall under the big sword of laughter, but when he slapped his chest, the yellow flower pinned on the chest of his suit suddenly spewed green water.
didn't know how he aimed, the green water was in the middle of the big laughing mouth.
The Laughing Bat coughed twice, and the offensive in his hand could not help but slowed down, because the protection of dark energy was greatly weakened after Barbatos failed. This strong acid made him feel burning coal in his mouth and lungs. Water has also entered.
But the strong acid that could turn people into bones and turn metal into **** can only do this step, and it did not cause any substantial harm.
"Hehehe...renew the cup, sir?...how? Do I look like your housekeeper?"
The clown kept chattering, asking such questions, but didn't use the corsage at all, but directly pierced it with a dagger towards the laughing face.
He hates this face, hates his smile, hates him imitating Batman and himself.
He hates everything about this guy...
The laughing bat crossed the big sword to block the blow, which gave Su Ming a chance.
He slapped his hands together, and the double knives instantly turned into a question mark-shaped golden staff, which looked like the one in the hands of a European shepherdess, only one size bigger.
While laughing wildly to parry the offensive of the clown, Su Ming violently waved his stick from the side, directly hitting the laughing bat.
"Close!"
The stick shortened quickly, and Su Ming took off and carried it by the handle to get close to the laughing bat at high speed.
Su Ming was already very fast, and it was a bit difficult to deal with him with a crazy smile. In addition, a clown kept harassing him with props and words, and he was finally seized by Su Ming.
'S first reaction of laughing wildly was to feel that the death knell was about to **** weapons, but this also gave him a chance to accurately hit Su Ming.
He directly used the big sword to cut at Su Ming.
Su Ming did not evade, letting the big sword slash on his shoulder.
The armor was broken, the deltoid muscle was cut in half, and the blood vessels were broken a lot.
But the collarbone blocked the attack and made a ding sound.
Immediately afterwards, Su Ming did not grab the sword, but grabbed the blade of the big sword with the other hand turned into a fist and threw it towards the chest laughing wildly.
There is no evasive meaning to laugh wildly, what is the use of fists?
He decided to withdraw the big sword and cut again.
However, he made a fatal mistake, and Su Ming decisively turned over the cards he had been hiding at this time.
The four joints of his fist instantly grew four long spikes, which broke through the package of the hand armor, flashed by with a silver-white light, and instantly submerged into the laughing chest.
is X metal.
Since I want to learn Wolverine, how could I forget this trick? Logan only has three claws in each hand, and Su Ming has one more than him.
And if he wants, he can control the X metal to grow spikes from any joints of his body, but his armor will change into holes.
He has always shown that he wants to regain the great sword, and sure enough, the laughing bat thinks that his other weapons are not threatening, so he allocates his attention to the death knell and the clown.
Because the clown represents more accidents, more uncertainty, and his funny smiles and words are hard to ignore.
Although the clown didn't know it, Su Ming just used him as a cover.
Su Ming seized the opportunity to get close, turned over his cards directly, and succeeded in one fell swoop.
Four silver cone-shaped spikes penetrated the front chest of the laughing bat, made four holes in the heart and then penetrated from the back.
Immediately after Su Ming's heart moved, X Metal instantly retracted, and black blood ejected from the wound, taking away the life and strength of the wild laugh.
The dark power began to flow, and the laughing bat fell softly to the ground.
"It's a very insidious tactic...hehe, but you made a mistake, a big mistake."
The Laughing Bat grabbed Su Ming's armor and looked at the dark top of the bat cave, with countless shiny little eyes also looking at him.
Those are bats.
He is not reconciled, he still has things to do.
"I don't know what mistake I made, but you did make a big mistake." Su Ming slapped his hand away, picked up his night sword, ignored the clown who was like a cat crying and a mouse beside him, and smiled faintly. Zhibat said: "I once said a word to a miscellaneous soldier, and I will say it to you again...Don't! Provoke! Death knell!"
After finishing speaking, without waiting for a wild laugh, Su Ming raised his sword and directly chopped off his head.
"Hey, okay, okay! Haha!" The clown clapped beside him and burst into tears with a smile: "Perfect artwork, I want it, I want it! Death knell, sell it to me!"
"What do you want? A dagger?"
Su Ming frowned. The lunatic clown thought it would come out one after another, but the dagger could not be sold. This is a tourist souvenir of the earth minus 11.
"Dagger? Oh, you said this, don’t, give it back to you, I like bats better than birds." The clown did not hesitate to throw the promethium dagger back to Su Ming, he knew this dagger was very sharp. But he didn't like: "I want this, I want to soak it up and talk to it every day."
He bent down very simply, picked up the head of the laughing bat from the ground, ignored the black blood on it, and hugged it in his arms.
The purple suit was dyed black instantly.
He put the head on his shoulder again, next to his head, stretched out his hand to pull out a smile on the face of the laughing bat, and said happily to Su Ming:
"Look, I can smile with two mouths at the same time."
Turning to look at the head wearing a spiked helmet, and then at the headless body that thumps like a dead fish, the clown laughs.
He won after all. The one who laughed last laughed best. The facts once again proved that chaos and madness were the winners.
They make his smile...different.
As for this imitator, next time the bat comes to play with him, he will let this head be a spectator in a dark corner.
let it envy itself, but helpless.
Haha!
This head is of no use to Su Ming. He does not need such **** evidence to find the right to check the account. This is a bat cave. Bruce will definitely check the surveillance video when he comes back.
Hiring a killer does sometimes need to leave some evidence, such as an ear, a hand, or a human head that can prove the completion of the task and facilitate the verification of identity.
Rely on these talents to receive commissions, which is a professional need.
But Batman won’t fall back on the bill. He doesn’t know what money is and has no interest in money; secondly, since the clown wants this head, the clown’s money is also money, and it’s not a problem to sell two goods.
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"Oh? How much do you pay?"
The big event is now over. Su Ming should also prepare for his future life. More money is always good.
"Money..... I owe it first? Haha, no, I still can't..." The clown held the head tightly and looked at Su Ming vigilantly, as if he was afraid that he would take it away: "So, I'll give you a good thing, exchange, hehe."
good stuff?
What good things does the clown have? His blood?
It is true that his blood contains Dionysian factor, which can enhance Su Ming's self-healing ability, but the side effects are too great and it makes people really crazy.
And the clown himself does not know about the Bacchus factor, he will only use his own blood to make the clown virus.
laughter?
The inhaler will laugh to death. Strong is very strong, but it is not as wide as the fear gas. The scarecrow's gas production is higher, and it can be bought in stock.
Su Ming thought for a long time, and found that there was one thing he really liked about the clown, that was his purple clown car with a smiling face.
Although it looks a little weird, it was originally a modified car. It has super engines, nitric oxide injection acceleration, and vehicle weapons.
That is, the 007 car has been replaced with a different skin. Although not as good as the Batmobile, it is also very good.
If the clown is going to exchange it, the business will make a lot of money.
"Come on, stretch out your hand, close your eyes, I will give you the baby, hehehe..."
The clown put his hand into the pocket of his suit, and after a long time, he mysteriously pinched something in his hand.
Su Ming squinted his eyes like Batman. Isn't this a shock button? The clown is going to play this set?
