Chapter 1500: ?Advise kindness

　　 "Ahem, Deadpool, it's not that I said you, you should really take a shower."

The light dissipated, and Barry put the Wilson brothers down. He turned his head and coughed and retched. When carrying Deadpool, he inevitably came in close contact with him. During the time of the bullets formed by the rapid force, the stench on Wade was almost avoided. Can be avoided:

　　 "The same brothers are also mercenaries, why is the gap in personal hygiene so big?"

　　 Xiao Shan’s mouth was quick, and he had always thought of what to say. While wiping the tears choked by the strong body odor, he complained to Wade.

"He is an abominable wealthy capitalist. Not only does he often do maintenance and skin care, but his own company also produces all kinds of cosmetics." Wade was also very excited and began to complain to his cousin: "What about me? Pauper One! You have to run around for life every day, betray your physical strength and sweat hard to survive, and you can only rest until you are tired and paralyzed. Xiaoshan, you don't understand the suffering of the working people at the bottom!

　　 The Flash was suddenly overwhelmed by the aura of Deadpool, as if all the phantoms of the great proletariat were standing behind the red and black mercenaries. What he said seemed to make sense. This is really the voice of the working people at the bottom.

"Is that so... I'm sorry, I will send you some antiperspirant when I return to the main dimension. It is the brand I usually use, lemon fragrance type, and it is convenient and time-saving to use, as long as you wipe it every time in......"

　　Barry really believed it. He apologized very sincerely, and even took out his own things to share with Wade.

However, Su Ming flew Deadpool into the lake not far away with a punch, replacing his position beside Barry: "Don't believe him, he is decayed every moment because of cancer in his whole body. This is for you, peppermint ointment, it will be better if you put it under your nose."

　　 The Flash took the small tin box and wiped a thick layer under his nose, just like when a forensic examines the carrion, but he also looked sympathetically at Deadpool who began to perform synchronized swimming in the water.

He sighed. The scent of peppermint made his mind more awake. He whispered to the death knell: "Cancer cells spread? The whole body is ulcerated? Isn't that more pitiful? He is seriously ill and so optimistic... ...I shouldn't talk about him, and you should help your brother more."

　　 Maggie Ken walked out of the burning portal by herself, and sneered when she heard Barry's words. She could see the color of Deadpool's soul, which was definitely a fallen soul that any demon king would be moved by.

　　 The seven deadly sins are all accounted for except arrogance, and the soul is red and black. This is not a good person.

Su Ming shook his head speechlessly, and his arm complied with the force of gravity on Barry's shoulders, and took him to the lake with him: "After you find out that he is a **** lower than Constantine, you won't think so. Wade is not like me. Brain cancer makes his thinking hyperactive. If you are too close to him, he may sneak into your house in the middle of the night, sleep between you and your girlfriend, and when Patty woke up and questioned, Pretend to be your **** person."

　　 "Uh... will he?"

　　Barry was immediately scared. This sounds too crazy. Except for Batman, no one in the Justice League likes being too close to a lunatic.

　　 Although Patty knows Barry’s secret identity, Barry can’t let his comrades sleep between him and his girlfriend.

"Only you can't think of it, you can't do it without him." Su Ming looked at Wade, who was still on the lawn with his eyes closed after being thrown out of the lake by Vivian, and replied to Barry earnestly: "I just proposed One possibility, many more possibilities are hidden in his stewed mind, and even I can't predict his thoughts. In many ways, he is the one who restrains me."

Barry shrugged. He didn't quite understand what Su Ming meant, but he still showed his iconic smile: "Yes, each of us is actually restrained by our relatives and friends. This is human nature, and I like it a lot, you Do you know what I was thinking when I was lost in the superpower? I..."

"I know that you have been lost in the speed force for 23 years. Before the flashpoint incident, you had been thinking of your wife Iris at the time. You only managed to come back with her as the'lightning rod'." Su Ming He smiled and patted the Flash on the shoulder and lowered his voice: "But now your girlfriend is Patty, and you still want Iris and Jessica, even Mina Dwan, admit it, Barry, adult All people choose, this is also human nature."

　　 Death Knell was holding Barry with one hand, and the empty hand was still in front of him slowly making a fist, squeezing the throat of fate.

　　 Barry covered his face, and Su Ming couldn’t get through on this issue. Not only did he always tell him, he also tempted him to make mistakes from time to time: “No, I can’t do that, that’s not right.”

"In fact, I also know that you used to date Zatanna. When we were together just now, you didn't realize that she didn't talk to Jessica. Did the two of them even stagger their eyes? How embarrassing you made them, How difficult it is to get along with each other, just want it all..."

　　 The devilish temptation whispered again, as if scratching Barry's head with a feather, he shuddered.

　　 "Bigamy is illegal. Besides, having a girlfriend is enough."

　　 Barry interrupted quickly. He has dated more people. That doesn't mean anything. Finding someone is a process of constant experimentation.

　　 But he still swallowed his saliva, because his brain is now really moving towards the direction of death knell.

Su Ming gave suggestions and patted Barry on the back with a smile: "It's just a violation of American law. You can ask Batman to get you Iranian or Afghan nationality, and you can marry four flat wives. If it’s not enough, let him change your Cameroonian citizenship, where there is no ceiling on the number of wives."

　　 "Cameroon..." Barry was in a daze.

"Oh, humans, always overestimate the effect of a paper contract." Maggie Ken walked on the other side of the death knell and shook his head contemptuously: "What laws and regulations are nothing more than the shackles imposed by the strong on the weak, since you With extraordinary abilities, you should have never cared about them long ago."

"Indeed, you and I are both types who don’t get married. Because of our longevity and strength, we don’t like to follow other people’s rules." Su Ming nodded towards Maizi, "But the Flash is a good person. For humans, that piece of paper is fine. It's a kind of responsible performance."

　　 "Psychological comfort?" Maggie pondered for a moment: "Even if you know it's useless, you have to use it to deceive yourself."

"Almost, but the Flash has great benefits by marrying more wives to reproduce. Think about it, his descendants will inherit the superb power, and they can return to this era from the distant future to help us. He now marries ten wives, and their children find dozens of wives each, and pass on from generation to generation, and there is no limit to their children and grandchildren. Then in the next second, we will have a future army of users of super fast power out of thin air. What is Pepetua? What is the ultimate judge? It's just you."

　　 Satan looked at the death knell appreciatively. That's why he has been so enthusiastic about Barry's marriage~www.NovelMTL.com~ and even incited him to open the harem. It was this idea.

　　 Even she didn't think of this at first, and she couldn't go to the ‘past’ to deal with the Destruction Legion, that would allow the future people to ‘now’.

　　 "Yes, death knell, you are very nice, it's a pity not to be a devil." Maizi licked her lips, her tongue that was split like a snake looked very moist.

　　 "Thanks to the award, it's just normal. This is for our universe." Su Ming smiled modestly and waved his hand indifferently.

　　 However, Barry looked desperate at this time and screamed like a groundhog screaming: "You actually plan to breed me like a lab rabbit. It's too dark!"

　　 Wade came up on the grass sometime, jumped up on Barry’s feet, and reached out to hook Barry’s neck:

"Xiao Shan, be more optimistic about the problem. Think about the refreshment in the process. The future generations are just a by-product of enjoyment. This is like a loan. First spend the money to enjoy it, and then run away when the repayment period approaches. The road is ready, who can catch you and fail?"

Barry was put on his shoulders with two sturdy arms, as if he was weighed down by a daughter, his eyes had turned into a fish-like shape: "...The unique ideas of the three of you are really inconsistent. I have to go over there quietly."

　　 He pointed to a corner of the garden with no one, there were only a few butterflies.

　　 "Go, but Mina Davan is lost in superb power, I can get her back, you think about it." Su Ming offered the conditions.

　　 Barry paused, glanced at the death knell sadly, and ran away with tears.