Chapter 2046: Noble Banquet
The other end of the portal is not the basement rental house where Wade and Afu live together, but a mountain villa.
The weather here is much better than that in Canada. The crooked moon hangs on the branches of the forest, and the white moonlight illuminates the way home.
This was planned from the beginning. After all, Deadpool is considered to be released from prison, even if the form of crossing the brazier can be avoided, but as a cousin, he must be cleaned up and celebrated rebirth.
For this reason, Su Ming also specially set up a set of automatic car washing assembly line, installed outside his villa. When Wade was kicked in through the portal, the workshop-like machine automatically operated and sprayed out foamy cleaning. Agent.
The conveyor belt below sent Deadpool forward, and the column-shaped brush and high-pressure water gun on the side washed his body, and then the death knell and the magic prince waited at the end of the pipeline.
After showing the images of SpongeBob SquarePants, Pie Star, Brother Octopus, etc. to various satellites, Su Ming no longer intends to continue torturing Fury’s mentality. Now Sepulk just changes the image of Death Knell and his friends from various The surveillance is instantly erased, so even if there are military satellites passing through the orbit in the sky now, you will only see an empty villa with black lights.
Actually? The villa is brightly lit, and Gin is leaning against the door with a smile, watching the process of his man cleaning his cousin.
In fact, she doesn't care. Valkyrie was born. She used to deal with corpses almost every day when she was working in the fairy palace. She was not afraid of smell and filth.
You have to know that choosing heroic spirits on the battlefield is not the one who rushes over the Valkyrie right away after the death of the battle. Only a few Valkyries? How many tribal conflicts in Northern Europe were happening all the time.
In order to save the energy of the World Tree, Odin equipped them with Pegasus, which means that they can't use the Rainbow Bridge for work. When they get busy, sometimes it's a month after they arrive on the battlefield.
Don’t forget that Asgard is in the universe. From a certain perspective, they are also aliens. The journey time for the Valkyrie to fly to Earth on horseback, uh...
It’s okay in winter, but in summer, no matter what kind of warrior you were, the corpse must have been decayed for more than half a month. At that time, Misty could still wander among the corpses easily, go through all kinds of corpses, and take in The soul of the brave.
What's more, Deadpool is still a living, the younger brother of his own man. In terms of the customs of the Protoss, disgusting and loathing of his family is the most shameful behavior.
But Su Ming told her, "Catch the wind and wash the dust" is a custom in the East, it is very beautiful, a kind of auspicious action, of course she still obeys her own man, and now she is watching the excitement curiously.
It's just that the Deadpool in the machine looks so cool. He screamed until his throat became dumb, and he even spoke Japanese.
"No! It won't work there! Yacht butterfly! A library..."
However, these calls soon turned into weird panting and laughter. Through the whole set of equipment, the ghost knew what was going on inside.
About three minutes later, the clean Deadpool was sent out by the conveyor belt. His skin was gone, his muscles disappeared a lot and bones were exposed, especially the chest and abdomen, which had been decomposed and suppurative, and the intestines and belly inside were washed. It's very clean.
"It hurts, cousin." Wade got up awkwardly, clutching his belly to prevent the intestines from flowing out: "I will never take a bath anymore. It may be fine to go to the bubble hot spring occasionally, but I don't want to let me shower again. I’m going to awaken the fun of pervert after a few more visits. I don’t really like SM, but Vanessa likes to play this tune.”
Su Ming handed him a set of prepared Deadpool uniforms, leaned over and smelled his scent, which was barely enough to suppress it with deodorant.
Then he nodded in satisfaction, and invited his cousin who was released from prison to eat at home. That is what the cousin should do, but he can't make it impossible to live in his own home.
"Put on this, your sister-in-law has already cooked barbecue, go home and have dinner." While talking, Su Ming took the magic potion from Monak and sprayed Deadpool: "You just got from a group The perverted experiment came out of the black prison, and you can go home to see Vanessa by disinfecting it carefully. Don't infect her with any strange diseases."
Wade stretched out the collar of the red and black tights and took a look, then hugged the clothes tightly in his arms, and started crying:
"Thank you, cousin, you are so kind to me, oh oh, I am so touched, I used to only let Vanessa explode my chrysanthemum, others forced me, but since today, Brother, if you just need a word, I'm willing to let you vent animal desires on me at any time."
Su Ming felt a little sick, he turned his head to look at the distant mountains.
Cousin's ability similar to the law of causality is really not due to his appearance and smell, but he always makes people sick when he speaks.
If it wasn't for my strong willpower, I really couldn't bear such a **** speech.
"No, you ask Monak. He is an Englishman. Maybe he is interested in this." Su Ming turned and walked towards the villa. As he walked, strangling changed from armor to pajamas, and the cloak flew in. I went to the door and found a hanger to hang myself up.
Seeing Deadpool's gaze turned to him, Monak shuddered, and he hurriedly caught up with the Supreme Master: "Hey, why are you bothering me? Although I am British, I am a straight man!"
But Wade also chased him. He didn't know when he had already put on the one-piece uniform and ran to Monak: "The audience members said that I will return to the past to meet you in the future. I am a bit confused about this. What do you mean, do you want to get close to me to deepen your impression?"
Monak retched, his head shook like a rattle, and went into the room.
Su Ming hugs and kisses Gin Wine~www.NovelMTL.com~ Touch her hair: "I'm back, this action went well, but the people who tortured Wade didn't know where they were."
"They are likely to use the waterway as a means of transportation. Our surveillance may not find them. If they have personal belongings, maybe they can try magic."
After speaking, the gin loosened his own man, and then warmly welcomed Wade, and punched his uncle in the chest with his fist.
This is how the fairy palace warriors welcome their friends, expressing their admiration that they have returned alive from the battlefield, and they are still very strong.
"Gin? One of Valkyrie? The old folks say you are the Valkyrie of the fairy palace? What's that place?" Wade scratched his head. He didn't think it was the problem with your brain that you came up with intelligence. It was a new super power, but he quickly forgot about these: "Can we have dinner? I want to drink some wine. Recently I only eat nutrient solution and boiled beans. Now I can eat a cow."
Gin wine was happy as soon as she heard it, she quickly led Wade to the restaurant, showed him the white cloth table and the food on it, and excitedly introduced:
"You just came here. I prepared roasted whole beef today. If you can't finish it, don't leave the table."
Wade covered his mouth and blinked a few times. For the first time today, he realized that losing control of his mouth is sometimes not a good thing.
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