Chapter 2452: Robbed
"I roll, I turn, I crawl."
In the dark office building, while talking to non-existent audiences, Deadpool performed various tactical actions, moving back and forth between the office tables:
"Have you learned? Finding a cover is the first step in the survival of a modern urban battlefield. You must make sure that you hide your head. The most important thing is to lower your head. Can you see the enemy? Guess where the opponent is, then stretch out your hand to suppress firepower."
This is what he learned when he was a young soldier in Africa, and the black uncles over there can always fire behind the bunker in unexpected positions.
While explaining, he also performed actions, such as putting his head on the ground and lifting his **** high.
Because of the limited area of the side of the small table, he could only curl up and hide, and he could not cover the other side by covering his head.
The office building of Struck Enterprise is very spacious, with thousands of square meters on the first floor. The floor is dark and even invisible. It can only be illuminated by the little genius children’s watch. His goal is the chairman’s office located in the middle of the floor. .
There is light there, the dwarf probably hasn't left work yet, and the staff here have been driven away.
Some Grundler bosses have this habit. They like to drive all the employees away after closing the door and count the money in the office. As if someone saw the banknotes or heard the sound of coins colliding, then he would lose.
"No wonder the guy from the cable cable chooses this time to do it, the perfect timing." Even people who don't care about the timing like Deadpool think this is great. He wriggled forward on the ground, avoiding what he imagined. Laser siren: "Why don't I give him an item? Kill one and get one free? Does the dwarf have a wife and children?"
"..." The non-existent audience said something to him.
"Die early? Not now? Then kill his gardener. According to my experience, the average rich and powerful middle-aged man, if he doesn't have a wife or lover, then he must be a stout and stupid man. The gardener has a leg. Either a driver, or a personal doctor. In short, it must be a man, the kind that can make him stand up obediently."
Deadpool touched his pocket, took out a small pistol from it, gently twisted the silencer while speaking loudly, and triumphantly shared his ‘wisdom’.
The silk waist bag was given by his cousin. He used to put it in his trouser pocket, but when he was swimming in the Ganges, he lost his trousers and he had no choice but to take it out.
"This old iron has a good question, what should I do if I kill the wrong person? Actually, right or wrong is not important. I am gifted with a homicide quota. I just want to call this friend. He knows I kill more for him. A person will definitely be very moved, and the more innocent the person is, the more moved he will be. You taste, carefully taste, quack..."
I was tired of crawling imitating a cockroach. He simply held the gun in his mouth, completely relaxed his limbs, and started to wriggle like a caterpillar with the strength of his waist and hips.
Yes, although you can't see it, there must be monitoring and alarm equipment above your head. The only way to go forward is the safest!
He believed so firmly.
However, at this moment, a person suddenly ran behind him, bent over like a ninja, swished past Deadpool, and ran towards the office.
"I'm going! This is a foul." Deadpool also got up and ran desperately: "I'm here first! Wait, let me kill the dwarf, can you make up the gun?"
Running in front of him was a figure dressed in black all over, looking like a bank robber, with two holes in the mask, revealing only a pair of eyes, and when he turned his head, he exhaled the fragrance:
"Silly X, are you thinking about fart? This business is mine!"
Being scolded as silly X, Deadpool is not angry at all, his attention is completely out of this aspect, because this black shadow is a girl!
Although you can't see the face, the voice is very good, and the figure is barely visible in the dark, which is enough.
When speeding up and running, reaching out the black hand, when the opponent's **** is only a few centimeters from the tip of the claw...
Suddenly Deadpool stepped on the banana peel and fell over.
"Why, why is there a banana peel here?" He spit out the gun from his mouth, vomited a few more teeth, rubbed his knees and got up: "This cleaning company is too bad, bad review."
After talking about these nonsense, he continued to chase the woman in front of him. It didn't matter whether the task was not the task, he just wanted to ask the other party's name and could he make an appointment.
But at this moment, the person running in front suddenly stopped, because in the other direction, a third person appeared again, a woman holding two revolvers.
One shot at the shadow man, one shot at Deadpool, and the third person let out a hearty laugh:
"Get away if you don't want to die. This short guy is my goal."
Deadpool sighed and turned to the air on the other side: "How many people did this hapless dwarf provoke? Why do you have to wait in line to kill him? How many mercenaries and assassins are active in New York now? It's serious..."
The three of them stood in a stalemate in front of Straker's office. They were not in a hurry anyway. After all, there was only this door. The house had a very simple ‘mouth’ structure, right in the middle of this floor.
The black shadow took off her headgear, revealing a black and white face, looking a bit like a panda's face, she smiled slightly:
"I bet you won't kill me if you shoot."
"Oh?"
The blond woman wearing a cowboy hat picked up the muzzle, and the huge upper circumference shook as well. Seeing the dead waiter almost jumped out of his eyes, he kept swallowing.
I heard the cowboy girl say:
"Are you gonna bet that there are no bullets in my gun? Honey, this is Colt Revolver. Are there any bullets that can be seen from the magazine?"
Black and White also took out her guns like magic, one at the cowboy and the other at Deadpool. She said calmly: "There are six bullets in the magazine. I saw it, but I bet you shoot. Explode."
The atmosphere became serious, and the two women squinted their eyes to look at each other, and no one acted rashly.
"You two beauties are really exciting." And Wade wiped his nosebleeds, he also raised the'gun', bent over and walked between the two: "Don't get excited, in case the fire is too bad. , Does anyone know me?"
"Deadpool, I know you, a regular visitor at Sister Margaret's bar." The black-and-white-faced girl spoke first and glanced at Deadpool's crotch with a smile. It was the first time she saw someone wearing open pants. The arm came out to do the task.
The cowgirl kept staring at the black and white girl's eyes, and of course her gaze fell on that part of Deadpool.
The difference with the former is that she smiled and licked her lips, and swallowed: "I also know your name, and I have seen your starring movie. Is there a full version?"
"The fan signing issue will be discussed together again when you have time. You can sign it wherever you want."
Deadpool smiled triumphantly, rubbed the dead skin on his body, and said quickly:
"Since you all know me, why don't you come to negotiate terms, how about our cooperation? Anyway, our employers should not be the same person, there is room for manipulation. The panda takes the heart for business, and the cowboy takes the head. Jin, take away his headless body."
The two women thought for a while, and slowly put down the weapons in their hands. Panda girl is relatively indifferent, anyway, she is confident in her luck.
This time it must not be the same employer, and there must be no commissions.
"My name is Domino, a hired assassin. I only came to New York recently." said the woman with a black eye.
The cowgirl also pushed her hat brim with the barrel, and then turned to look at the light-emitting office, like looking at a seamed treasure box~www.NovelMTL.com~ casually replied: "Outside the law Man, mercenary, Texan."
Seeing that the relationship between the two women eased, Wade happily rubbed his hands, raised his small pistol and stood in the middle of the door, ready to kick the door: "Then everyone has reached a consensus, payday is here, baby!"
He laughed and kicked the door open. The red shirt he wore as pants was now flying like a skirt!
But inside the door is not a panicked dwarf, but a giant silver-white robot, folded in the corner like moving mercury. After seeing a few people, it suddenly began to swell and deform, turning into a murder weapon, and sending out electrons. sound:
"The X gene is detected, the target is the mutant invader, the killing program is started, and the ability is being adapted."
"Ah oh..." Seeing that the arms of the sentry robot turned into revolver guns, Deadpool put down the small pistol in his hand, knocked on his head, and spit out his tongue: "I'm playing off. Hey!"
In the next second, the two women dived and dodged towards the left and right sides, and the inevitable Deadpool was beaten into a rag by the dense metal storm.
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