Chapter 2549: Midfield substitution
Chapter 2549 Midfield Substitution
"Ugh......"
The depressed Deadpool walked alone on the way home, the moonlight deviating from the center of the sky stretched his shadow long on the street.
He kicked an empty can with his toes bored, and the little thing made a series of noises on the street late at night.
The interview failed. The Avengers had no idea of hiring him. Today's Deadpool can only go home empty-handed.
In fact, it's not completely empty-handed.
Yes, the Nick Fury robot he got was not sold at all, because the head of the machine was bitten by the venom and it was completely out of danger. Coleson said that either Wade would bring it back as a memorial, or just three. Ten dollars was sold as scrap to SHIELD.
Although it was a little bit less, thirty was also money. At that time, his attention was focused on the three-way plan of applying for the reunion, and he didn't care about this little money.
However, he lost the election.
Whether it's Steve or Bucky, or Tony, who seems the least reliable, they don’t want to play with Deadpool, and they even kicked him out of the door of Stark Mansion as if they saw trash. .
Deadpool never expected this, even his confidence beforehand, let Du Pengde drive away first.
Originally, he wanted to call the Indian back through the taxi-hailing software, but when he touched the thirty yuan in his pocket, he decided to save a little bit and steal a bicycle or unicycle on the side of the road to ride home.
As a result, as he walked, his brain decayed by brain cancer forgot about it, and he simply walked home.
"Sang Ao Fu Bi Chi! Wandering sb! Let people not sleep yet?! Kick nm's head in the middle of the night?!"
The roadside window suddenly opened, and a fat woman with a perm curl on her head stuck her upper body upstairs, raised her **** from a distance, and sprayed Wade with rancid acid.
"Ugh......"
Deadpool shot a .45 bullet around the window without looking back, and between the splashes of the bricks, the woman immediately retracted in fright, screaming more than kicking a jar.
But there is no way to make Deadpool happy. After all, he is not the dark pervert of his cousin. He likes to see others fear or fall into the dug pit. He himself prefers money.
"Old irons, what do you say cousin doing now?"
Putting the pistol back into his underwear, he also buttoned his butt.
"..."
"Oh, in Asgard? I don't know who he will think of when he is alone." Deadpool didn't know where he got the answer. He looked up at the moon and clicked on his mp3. The music hummed: "Does he want to find someone to accompany...Hey, bat."
"Deadpool."
The figure with black pointed ears stood in the dark alley, and the long cloak was like a curtain from the shoulder to the ground, and Deadpool passed by...
"!!!"
After a dozen steps, Wade was taken aback for a while, his head faced the non-existent lens, and the white eyes on the mask blinked:
"Wait, am I dazzled? Did the darkness invade? Warner and Diebini cooperated? I actually saw someone who shouldn't exist. I went back and took a look."
After that, he slipped back with an mj-like spacewalk, rubbing his eyes while sliding.
He was right, Batman was still there, only the blue armored eyepieces glowing in the dark, waiting for Deadpool to return.
"you......"
Deadpool stretched out a trembling finger towards the dark knight, and his voice rose a lot, as if someone had caught his throat.
Then the next second he suddenly fell to his knees, hugged Batman's thigh, and cut the song in an instant. The bgm that matched the behavior was changed to "Father":
"Gold Master Dad! Hey!"
How did Batman come from? Deadpool doesn't care. What is Batman going to do? Deadpool doesn't matter.
He only knew that Bruce Wayne was rich, he was rich, maybe even richer than Tony Stark, and even his cousin got the first pot of gold from bats on the DC side.
Fortunately, it is Batman. Otherwise, if you switch to other people in Zhenglian, Deadpool hugs like this, it is estimated that they will have vomited.
But Bruce's willpower is as strong as steel. Not only did he have no retching or show similar symptoms, on the contrary, he also proactively reached out and picked up the gummy bitch:
"Take me to the death knell."
"Although I know where my cousin is, it's so late today, can I do it tomorrow?" Deadpool blinked his eyes and spoke very reluctantly, but both of his hands made the gesture of'Brother Kong Fang', and then he smiled. Constantly rubbing his fingers.
"Five hundred dollars."
Although Batman is rich, he is not taken advantage of. Deadpool is worth the price.
Deadpool took a deep breath and was about to say something when the phone rang suddenly.
After picking it up, I heard my cousin’s dark tone: "Come and do a favor, the adjutant sent you an algorithm equation of dynamic coordinates, and enter your belt."
"How do you know... You arranged it, the cable contacted me, gave me a belt, and what I experienced tonight was all arranged by you!" Wade is like a work of Edward Munch's portrait. I covered my face with my hands, and opened my eyes and mouth to the limit: "Dark, too dark! I am your cousin, do you still have humanity? Is there still law on this earth?"
"One hundred thousand, deduct money if you talk nonsense."
The tone of the death knell was very calm, but there was still a loud sound of weapons colliding from the other side. UU reading www.uukanshu.com
"Received!" Deadpool stood up and saluted, then put away the phone, began to pull the teleport belt he got from the cable, and explained to Batman: "My brother called me, but it must be a bad situation. I, so you still don’t come with me, the "dark man set" approach on Marvel’s side will not work, you will die."
"..." Batman was noncommittal, just looking at him with his arms folded.
"Don't look at me like that, only my girlfriend can explode my sex, so even if you stare at me with salty and wet eyes, you can't go."
After that, he waved his little hand goodbye to the superhero, then raised his hand high, and then fell straight like a wooden stick and patted his belt, intending to be as handsome as the armored rider transforming...
But this action was too big, just as the teleporting light flashed, Batman suddenly jumped over and lay on his back.
The blue light flashed, and the alley became quiet again.
In the next second, the two faced the monstrous sea of fire, and above the sea of flames, the death knell held the sword of night, wrestling with a giant holding a huge sword of flame and whose whole body seemed to be made of magma.
"Oh, it seems to be Ragnaros. Who lied to me just now that my cousin is in Asgard? This is clearly the Fire Elemental Realm." Deadpool calmly looked to the air to one side and smashed his mouth: " Sure enough, it was the world that was wrong. The multi-invasion has already begun, but I just want to know how the world of "Witch's Blade" should go? Hey, suck..."
"Bang!" A bullet flying in the distance shot Wade headshot on the spot, and then the death knell came out: "Turn off, yours, mp3!"
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