Chapter 2567: Engage

Chapter 2567 Flash Marriage

While the death knell and the apprentice were driving around the world of Men in Black, the time flow was slightly different in the 40K of the earth.

Deadpool abruptly sat up from the bed, sat in a daze under the covers, his breath seemed to still be smelling in his breath behind him.

His hip bones were broken, his legs were unconscious, the air was full of strange smells, and the sheets and quilts were wet.

Although he lost his memory again, he could still guess what happened last night by reasoning.

Holding the mattress with both hands and turning to look behind, the sun shines on the big bed through the luxurious floor-to-ceiling windows of the hotel. Domino is lying on the right, snoring and harp, while Inez is on the left, awake, yawning and rubbing. Coquettish eyes:

"Wade, why do you get up so early? It's not yet 12 o'clock, or are we going for our honeymoon?"

"Wait, honeymoon?" Deadpool scratched his head, his rotten scalp fell on his lap with a bang, his heart beating wildly.

"Yes, we got married yesterday." The outsider got up wrapped in a bed sheet, scented his husband refreshingly, and took out a list from the pile of empty wine bottles on the bedside table: "Look, this It’s our marriage registration form. It’s great here in Las Vegas. You can get married by driving directly to church."

A trembling rotten hand took the piece of paper, looking at the signature and handprint on it, Wade chewed his tongue as fast as a squirrel chewing nuts, and uttered an Azeroth murloc-like cry: "Oh! Ooooooooo..."

It's miserable, it's miserable now.

Although I forgot why, I obviously became a married person, and the marriage partner was not Vanessa, but someone around her.

Inez was very happy. She took back her marriage certificate and got up and put on her clothes: "Seeing you are so happy that you can't tell the truth, haha, let's go back to New York to buy a suite, and then we will prepare to have a baby. , Then the whole family will be mercenaries."

The **** smell in his mouth gradually spread, and Wade felt a little sour in his lacrimal glands. He wrapped the sheets tightly to block his chest, and lowered his head aggrievedly:

"But I can't remember anything. I didn't feel good at all last night. It's not fair."

"Hahahaha! Stop talking nonsense, you passed out in the early hours of this morning. Didn't you find that you have all comminuted fractures from the waist down?" Inez went around to the other end of the bed to open the window for ventilation, she said With the hearty laughter, we can see how satisfied she was last night.

Wade kicked the leg'holster' hard, trying to promote the self-healing of the bones: "I think we should learn more about it, you see, I have no sense of responsibility, just greedy your body, is it a bit too much to get married? pass?"

"No problem, I don't want to be responsible. I am also greedy for your body." Inez turned his face and raised his eyebrows at Wade, his little tongue still slipping between his lips: "So we just make do with together It’s cool to be satisfied with each other in the future and save money on going out."

"What you said so...it makes sense." Deadpool blinked and touched his chin. He was persuaded: "But Domino? What's her situation?"

There is no other reason, because Inez is too big, and Texas girls are really big in everything.

As for Vanessa, she doesn't have to break up. Anyway, everyone doesn't care about this kind of thing, isn't it just married.

Shouldn't you care? Maybe?

"Don't care about me, I just join the fun together." The panda-eye girl also got up, and slapped Deadpool with her backhand: "But your gameplay is too disgusting, abnormal! I have to take a while."

"Hiss? Is it really disgusting to play?" Deadpool covered his face and watched the girl stand up with regret: "Tell me, or draw it, hey, I can't remember my amnesia!"

Domino bulgingly ignored him. Instead, he got out of bed and put on his clothes. He went to the window and pinched Inez. "Cow, I have to go. The mutant has established a utopia. I want to go and see my compatriots." See you later if you have any work."

"Goodbye Bitch, come back to New York to find us again."

Inez laughed and told his friends to **** off. Several people were in the luxury suites of which hotel did not know. Packs and packs of cash were piled in the living room. Domino carried her share, two bulging travel bags. , Shook the two of them vertically, opened the door and went out.

"Okay, let's set off." Inez took a few deep breaths in the window, sat back on the bedside, and showed Wade with his mobile phone: "Yes, my dear, I saw it a long time ago. What do you think of a house?"

The online photo is of a duplex high-rise apartment, and the Empire State Building can be seen from its window, so this should be in New York.

Well, fortunately, not in the Upper East Side or Flushing, this house is only priced at four million dollars.

"Hey, I think renting a house is actually quite good. Look at me..." Wade doesn't have that much money at all. He makes money and spends money quickly. He has no concept of financial management at all. Liquor is currently drunk, except for his cousin.

As soon as the voice fell, Inez looked at him disappointedly, then tears rolled out of his beautiful eyes:

"I'm only 20 years old this year. I went from the rustic Texas countryside to the big city of New York. I thought I met you when I met true love, but you didn't even want to buy me a house! Oh! My life is good. Bitter!"

"Don't cry, don't buy, buy, buy, buy everything you want." Wade is most afraid of women crying, not to mention the beautiful women who have skin close to him, he immediately bounced off the bed. Wiped her tears with a quilt: "I want to find a way to get some money to buy you this house!"

"I've helped you figure it out, here." Inez sucked his nose, took the phone back and dialed a few times, and put it in front of Wade again: "Look at this, this mission on the Mercenary APP, go to Russia to steal one. If a nuclear bomb is sent to the Democratic Republic of Congo for delivery, it will cost two million dollars. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com"

Wade looked at his mobile phone, then at his wife, and turned to face the no one else to the side: "Friends in the live broadcast room, why do I feel like I have fallen into a big pit? This is what the cousin calls the "siege" ?"

"Don't pretend to be crazy, there's nothing there, dear." Inez pulled Wade's head back with brute force, and the cervical vertebrae made a cracking sound: "First scan your pupils to take this task. I'll help you book your flight tickets and leave immediately."

"Wait, am I going alone?" Deadpool opened his eyelids and took a photo, then picked up the bag and clothes that his wife had thrown away, and was pushed toward the door.

"I'll go back to New York to pay the deposit first." The outsider picked up the money bags left by the door, which was obtained by the robbery of the casino last night: "This is the share of the two of us. You should not think it is a good house. Will you wait for someone? You go and come back quickly, we don't follow the road, I'm going there first, huh!"

Cang Dang!

The door closed behind the two of them, and the happy woman carrying a large amount of cash rushed and disappeared at the end of the hotel corridor, her crisp laughter echoed in the air.

Deadpool looked suspiciously standing in the hallway wearing a uniform, as if he had discovered something suspicious, he sighed and said to no one beside him:

"She will cry and laugh. Women are really changeable. It's like cheese on pizza. It can turn into anything in the oven. I have seen a pizza with a big tomato sauce on it. Dick, well, that's because I owe the pizza owner's money, but the truth is still the same..."

He talked to himself endlessly, and walked to the other side of the corridor. There is no doubt that this discovery was of no value.

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