Chapter 2586: misunderstanding
"Biu! 咚咚! Boom!"
The sound of fierce firefighting came from the speakers next to the computer monitor. With the effect of a large amount of orange juice on the screen, the person being manipulated made a scream and fell down. The gun in his hand also fell and was killed. The murderer picked it up.
"Hey, your marksmanship is too bad, Wade, didn't you say you used to be a professional soldier?"
The murderer on the opposite side continued to stand and squat on the body until the next game began.
In front of the messy computer desk, a figure in pajamas was sitting, hearing the voice communication from the speaker, his rotten face twitched involuntarily:
"I'm just in a bad state. Every man feels uncomfortable for a few days every month. It's like the cycle of the four seasons in a year. You are still young, Peter, don't understand this kind of pain."
"I thought your large cell neuroendocrine cancer already made you feel painless."
Peter manipulated the characters to continue the game. This time the two were assigned to different camps, he deliberately went to the Deadpool to kill, and then laughed at the other's stroked marksmanship.
Peter on the Internet is like he puts on his hood, his mouth is quite broken, and his speech is a little bit mean.
"The ghost knows that sometimes I can feel the pain anyway. Don't just stare at me and kill. Isn't it okay to kill my teammates?" Wade shook his head silently, and picked up a hard overnight pizza from the side. Putting it in his mouth, he also handed Afu who was watching him play a game.
Yes, he didn't go back to the love nest with Inez, but went to Afu's basement to borrow again. As for how the blind see others playing games, it doesn't matter.
"No, I'm going to play with you. The Ned family has gone abroad for vacation again. Since that time, his parents seem to have become addicted to travel. Now their family should be in Zambia."
Just listening to the sound, you can see the appearance of the bug on the other side of the Internet shaking his head. He sounds good, maybe because of the recent summer vacation:
"By the way, didn't you mean that you got married last month? I watched the movie and people would drive in the car after they got married, dragging a bunch of empty cans to spend their honeymoon, but why do you play games with me every day? Do you actually have a crush on me? Dude, I refuse. I like girls, but there is a guy named Thompson on our school football team. I suspect he is **** and I can introduce him to you."
Lightning Thompson's relationship with Peter has eased a lot recently, and the past bullying is naturally gone, but because of TV news, Peter always feels that the relationship between the coach and the players of the football team is not right.
"Have you even learned the word gay? Did I teach you badly these days?" Deadpool tilted his head, chewing pizza in his mouth and said, "Wait, that's not the point, I too I don’t like men. Of course, if my cousin wants to explode my little flowers, I definitely can’t resist and can only enjoy it... but other people can’t!”
"Not only your problem, but also Director Fury and his wife, vomit..."
Speaking of this, some terrible memories of wrestling inevitably appeared in Peter's mind. He barely managed to deal with it, and then Deadpool heard the sound of the headset being dropped from the opposite side. It should be the boy who ran to the toilet and threw up.
Deadpool blinked, his eyes sharpened suddenly.
Why blame Nick Fury's wife? Could it be...hiss!
Wade showed a scene in which a fat black woman used steel **** and other methods on a small spider. He shook his head regretfully, and then controlled his character to go straight to the opponent’s base, killing Peter who was hanging on the phone. Picked up his gun from the previous game.
"Dark, too dark." He continued the game while feeling emotional, and said to Afu next to him: "My little friend was actually **** by Nick Fury's wife. Although I don't know why that guy has a wife, I must At least it's a woman like Donkey Kong? No, I have to do a party for Peter to comfort his lost heart after meeting the rich woman, and see how disgusting he is."
Afu was standing behind Deadpool, the old lady wearing sunglasses had no expression on her face: "It's a bit pitiful, but you can never use this excuse to get powder from me."
"No, my loyal butler, although I have been short of money recently, there is no shortage of people. I will send him a text message."
Wade took out his phone and left the keyboard with both hands to type quickly.
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"Sir, Deadpool has sent you a new message."
In the top apartment of the Stark Industrial Headquarters building, Tony was holding a wine glass and talking about the company with Pepper, when Jarvis suddenly popped a virtual window in front of him.
"Deadpool? It shouldn't be a serious matter, probably pictures of cats and dogs on the Internet..." Tony gave a casual nod, smiled and said to Pepper: "I'm going to Morocco this week to participate in racing, the company I'll leave it to you...poof!"
It was fine to read text messages while talking, but when he clicked on the message, Tony squirted out the wine in his mouth and coughed constantly.
"Ahem, Nick Fury is too much! In order to grab someone from the Avengers, he actually used such a trick?!"
"What's the matter?" Little Chili picked up a cup of scouring cloth on the bar counter and wiped Tony's mouth, revealing a puzzled look: "Isn't Fury your friend?"
"He is an agent, and the real agent has no friends." Tony shrank his neck to avoid Pepper's rag attack: "Look at the new message Deadpool sent me. In order to win Spider-Man, Fury actually made'ugly and fat' The black lady's agent seduce Peter and used all kinds of props. How can this be done? He is still a child! As a result, now the boy will vomit when he thinks of a woman!"
"Oh, Peter is Spider-Man's real name, right?" Little Pepper nodded, showing the same hatred expression on his face: "It's really too much. You should go to Fury right now to show that you are wrong with the young superhero. !"
"Uh... the real name doesn't matter. Anyway, I'm going to Peter's house now, take him to Hollywood to find some supermodels and actors, and open his eyes. UU read www.uukanshu.com to show him what a beauty is. , How beautiful a woman is." Tony dropped the glass, and the manipulator in the bar immediately took it to clean it: "Jarvis, get me MK15!"
The MK15 "Sneaky" suit is a light high-speed equipment with outstanding stealth performance. It not only adds an optical camouflage system, but also anti-radar, anti-satellite surveillance, and anti-heat sensing technologies.
If Tony wants to meet someone privately, or if he intends to go out and play low-key, he will wear this suit as a means of transportation.
As he walked towards the roof terrace, a strip of robotic arms stretched out on the ground, and he was replaced with that black armor while he was on the move. Then he put his hands on his thighs, his palms were cutely tilted, and flames were emitted. Soar.
Seeing him flying away for fun, Little Pepper sighed in frustration. She sat at the bar and knocked on the countertop: "Jarvis, bring me a glass of wine too. It's strong."
"But Ms. Pepper, it's still working hours..." AI advises not to drink alcohol during working hours. After all, she is now the person who spoke to Stark Industries.
However, Little Pepper was determined, she insisted on having a drink, and at the same time took out her mobile phone, not knowing who was editing the text message.
