Chapter 2775: Over the Wall Tactics

"Are you ready? Put your ears up, because the story I'm going to tell next is super exciting, so informative that one's little brain explodes like an egg in a microwave oven."

"Yes, I am the girl who is called'can climb the wall', I can see and hear you, maybe this is one of my schizophrenia symptoms, maybe this is some great superpower, but it doesn't matter , The important thing is how the story is."

"So I started? Don't interrupt, it's better Li! Hehe!"

"A long, long time... Actually not too long ago, there was an amazing girl who was homeless and home from all over the world. Her name was Dada! Harlem Quezel!"

"Well, it's me, you know it again, it's great, but I won't interrupt anymore."

"Anyway, I am not very much like the heroine in a traditional fairy tale, because I lied, I am not a native of Gotham, but a foreigner who moved to the city at the age of thirteen. The town I used to live in was called Aisiho (aishole), or the town of secluded eyes."

"The town is called this kind of name, it sounds better to be called hell, anyway, this kind of place will not give birth to fairy tale princesses, and my mother always said that the devil is all over the world."

"My father's name is Dash Alabaster Quezel. He is a car repair technician and a good man. He never speaks dirty words, always smiles and works hard, and once promised me to change the house to a new house. There are swimming pools and inflatable crocodiles. He has good expectations for life and believes in the kindness of human nature."

"So he was killed. When I was four years old, he was shot and killed in a car repair shop because the killer liked the baseball cap he wore at work."

"People always have to eat while alive. At the time, my mother was worried about this problem. She was a full-time housewife and had no other skills. So she chose to ask other men for money. So when I was five years old, I knew that men like it. Noko, this is probably the reason why I like psychology later."

"I like to study what other people want and what changes will happen if I can't ask for it."

"Close to the subject, she works in a fast food restaurant during the day, and part-time striptease in the evening. It is not a tall job, and she has very little natural income. When she was six years old, the bank took my house, and my mother and I could only move. When I live in the only remaining car, every morning I use the sprinkler on the lawn of someone else’s house to brush my teeth and wash my face."

"The car was stolen when I was ten years old. Then we lived in bridge holes and dilapidated houses for a few years. When I was thirteen years old, she still collapsed. She was less than thirty years old at that time and she was still young and beautiful. She felt like she You shouldn't live this way."

"She told me that there are two paths in the world, one path to angels and one path to demons. The former is very difficult and rarely pays off, while the latter is simple at least all the way down."

"So she decided to go to a high-end cruise ship called'Delicious Cherry' to be a high-end prostitute, to see if she could catch the rich, and then gave me a ticket and five dollars, and an address, let I went to the big city of Gotham to live with my grandmother who I had never seen before."

"It was a summer, and the long-distance bus was full of inferior perfume mixed with the smell of armpits, including my own armpits, but that is not important. What is important is a little girl’s first impression of Gotham, that is -Tall buildings, tall buildings, skyscrapers, tall buildings, tall buildings, like this."

"I can't see the sun on the street during the day, only the feeling of dark clouds and acid rain. It's cool."

"Unfortunately, grandma has been dead for a while. In that era, Gotham was still ruled by the Sopranos, so her way of death was normal. She died of stray bullets from street gunfights, leaving me a house of **** toys. And many dolls about the circus."

"Fortunately, the landlord of my grandmother’s house took me in. He was called Beni. She was also a drag queen, godmother of gods, and had a cheerful and optimistic personality. He organized a'Queen's Song and Dance Ensemble' with more than a dozen demon friends. These guys also They are all rare good people in Gotham."

"The general grandmother’s insurance compensation is still enough for a few years’ rent. Beni said that she could take care of my food and accommodation, and sent me to school, Gotham Middle School. I also met Xiaohong there, my good girlfriend, but she was at that time. She looks plain, with buck teeth, cross-eyed, freckles, hair loss, and she wears big glasses, so that she won’t be able to recognize the hot girl who is covered in green radish again ten years later."

"That's about it. I went to high school, and Bennie's house was demolished by Kane's Millennium Real Estate Company. The ladyboys had to go their separate ways, and Bennie went to New York with the condolence money from Wayne Enterprises for the demolished refugees. The small building where I live now is her legacy to me, and letting a circus in is also to inherit her will."

"Someone asked why it was the millennium property that was demolished, but the compensation was made by Wayne Enterprise? Does anyone still know that Bruce's mother's maiden name is actually Martha Kane?"

"By the way, I also received a postcard from my mother during this period of time. She said that she was going to make a fortune and would be able to live with me soon, but after that I never had her anymore. News. I hope she really got rich and abandoned me instead of dying somewhere where no one knows."

"In high school, I entered the junior management office a few times. There is nothing to say. I am good at learning, so I was successfully admitted to Gotham University and obtained a PhD in psychology in advance."

"Then there are the bad things that everyone knows. I went to Arkham for an internship, met the clown, and then went crazy for a few years or decades, broke the earth and restarted too many times, until I finally left Gotham for New York."

"I forgot exactly when it happened. The editors messed up the story timeline, but I remember that I was caught by Darkside once to the Apocalypse. He thought my heart was full of darkness, so he released me. , And let me join the Nemesis team and receive training from kindly grandma."

"After discovering that I was crazier than her, the old woman announced that I had graduated successfully, and Dakside gave me a set of equipment, including a large hammer from Apocalypse Technology. UU Reading www.uukahnshu.com"

"And the stomp girl of Duo1? It's just my subordinates who are defeated. In the editor's settings, when I pick up the two-handed hammer, my fighting ability is equal to Batman by default, because I often knock him on the head. of."

"I've said so much, anyway, I'm cool. Believe it or not, it's up to you. Now is the time to let the time flow. Seeing that little orangutan looks incredible, it will startle him with big teeth in a while."

"Okay Jim Lee, you can continue here, I will invite you to dinner next time."

After talking a lot to herself, Halle re-positioned the fight, thought about it, and came to the enemy's back from another angle, put the hammer in front of the enemy, and then clicked in the unknown direction during the pause. nod.

Time returned to flow, and the heavy pedaling that remained during the charge had no time to react. The big face slammed into the power hammer and passed straight into a coma.

Halle burst out laughing, she found it very funny, and then under the look of the black question mark of Bobo, she slowly carried her weapon on her shoulders, her thumb touched her small nose:

"It's done, can we continue?"