Chapter 2809: Who opposes

Western weddings are relatively simple to put it bluntly, and now that conditions do not allow, Su Ming can't find a priest anywhere. There are no guests at the ceremony, let alone a buffet.

Apart from the red carpet and some flowers, the big cake is more conspicuous. Hallie has been staring at the cake and swallowed several times.

After Lori read the lines that stimulated the Golden Eagle mentality, Strangulation controlled the audio department to play the wedding march. In this solemn repertoire, the little orangutan was lifted off the ground by the bionic and walked forward funny. .

The orangutan was born in a circus. He also knows what program effects are. At this time, if Golden Eagle is watching TV, which is currently the only media channel in Gotham, then the more funny and unbearable he is, then the Golden Eagle will Will get more angry.

His character is a clown in this scene.

So Bobo did not show any wisdom beyond ordinary people. Instead, he imitated the ordinary orangutan in the zoo, hung on the arm of the bionic human, rolled his lower lip and laughed, while screaming, looking like A slightly smarter beast.

In the sound of the music, he gestured to the cake and pointed to his mouth, and the front of his clothes was wetted with water from his mouth.

The death knell walking behind Bobo admires him a little bit, Xiaofu ape is really dedicated, really does not need to be specific, and never lose the chain.

This kind of performance is indeed just right. The worse the groom is, the more unbalanced Golden Eagle's psychology will be. As long as he sees this scene, he will definitely not be able to bear it as a man.

‘You would rather sleep with an orangutan than sleep with me? ’

‘What is this bridegroom? ’

'mother! This is simply a humiliation to me! ’

There should be such ideas? After all, Golden Eagle regards the eagle woman as her own forbidding, so now that she is "resurrected", she will definitely not let other men get involved, let alone an orangutan.

After all, Oedipus is still a cognitive dislocation and a distorted ‘identity worship’.

Even in Golden Eagle's heart, he wanted to **** Kendra for her good.

Because of his past experiences, that was the real lackluster. The glorious years were before adulthood, when he was rich and handsome as a mule.

That time period was considered by him to be the pinnacle of his life, because even after he joined the team of superheroes, he barely had enough food and clothing.

At the peak of his life, apart from his drug transport skills, he was only praised for his ability to mess around with women in bed.

However, the women he dealt with were all collecting money to do things. In the process, he must have praised his abilities a lot. In order to please the boss, they would also say that they wanted to have his children and so on.

It's all routines, and Wade doesn't know how much money has been coaxed away by the ladies because of this.

The difference is that the little cousin is a sober person in madness, he is just for fun, and he knows it. But Golden Eagle was just the opposite, he was really proud of it.

He now worships his mother's reincarnation, Kendra, and loves her deeply. Want to provide her with the best enjoyment, the best life in his shallow knowledge.

So he wanted to bring out the best things he had, to let his mother enjoy the bliss of the world, use his body to make the mother comfortable every day, and give birth to some perfect children to share the family happiness.

And Kendra's resistance was regarded by him as a mother's kindness to refuse the child, so he insisted very much, even if he was beaten by her, he would not give up, because this is love.

The lunatics are not without logic, but ordinary people can't understand it.

Of course, this is the pathological thinking of a lunatic, and it is not worth promoting.

People with this kind of complex tend to show a very strong desire to monopolize when they are involved in the image of a mother in their hearts, so they can do any crazy things.

This is the detail of the whole tactics.

The short red carpet soon came to an end. A couple of newlyweds stood beside the big cake. The master of ceremonies, Lori, looked down at the steps on the note. There were some problems of delaying time written on it.

Why hasn't the Golden Eagle come yet? She can't hold on anymore!

"The three boys fell in love with a girl at the same time. In order to decide which of them could marry this girl, they decided to have a duel with a pistol. Xiao Lizi’s hit rate was 30%, and Xiao Huang Mao was better than him, with a 50% hit rate. The best shooter is Vasily. He never makes mistakes and his hit rate is 100%. Because of this obvious fact, for the sake of fairness, they decided to follow this order: Little plum shot first, Little yellow hair second, Vasily Finally. Then the cycle continues until there is only one of them left, then may I ask...When will Nick Fury die?"

When he finished reading the last sentence on the proposal note according to the script, Lori shook himself and almost fell.

Who is this Nick Fury? Didn't appear in the question at all! wrong! Who will have brain teasers at a wedding? !

The old bat on the other end of the screen smiled slightly, he already knew the answer.

It is known that the three are in a pistol duel, so the rule of the duel is that there must be a witness, and the matter of fighting to win a lover is very popular in the Renaissance era, and the witness is often the girl herself.

After all, in front of the beloved girl, no one is embarrassed to use extravagance, this is fair.

Then Nick Fury is the girl. She actually appeared in the subject, but it was very hidden. Moreover, the girl named a man, which is a means of misleading information.

And the probability of the first little plum to hit the target is only 30%. This is another language trap. Just say the hit rate? What is the probability of hitting?

It's a small probability to hit the duel, but a high probability to hit the notary? So Nick Fury is very likely to die when he fires the first shot!

The old bat sat in his chair and nodded in satisfaction. He was very satisfied with his precious sword. At the same time, he was also a little interested in the ghost who asked the question. This is simply a new generation of riddlers.

Thinking of the old man who had been dead in Arkham, his expression became a little embarrassing again.

Not to mention that Batman was playing hard watching TV answering questions, UU reading www.uukanshu.com anyway, after a bunch of brain teasers about Nick Fury came out, Lori was numb.

The name of this unknown character is more frequent than today's protagonist Bobo. Is this okay?

Fortunately, after almost twenty minutes, the wedding was finally back on track.

There is often a process at a wedding in the United States, and the priest will ask if there is any opposition to the marriage.

Generally speaking, it is just a formality, but occasionally it will cause the drama of running away the bride. And because it is a “god wedding”, this kind of remorse marriage is actually recognized by the gods by default. chase.

The dry-mouthed Lori saw the end of the comedy, and read the last paragraph on the big note happily: "Before announcing that the two are married, I must ask the guests present. Some of you object Is this sacred marriage?"

"I object!"

As soon as she finished speaking, someone smashed the glass of the studio facing the street and appeared on the stage with a chic heroic attitude.