Chapter 2811: Bloody wedding
Halle's questions often revolve around pathological psychology, but for the incident to be investigated, it is not so important.
Jin Ying went to extremes in order to buy a ring for his godmother. It seemed a bit sad to the ladies, but everyone knows that it is wrong to do that.
"The ring is good. You and the eagle are a natural pair, but Charlie, according to your statement, you just took the zombie virus to the Hall of Justice, and now the global spread is not what you did, right?"
Su Ming squatted down next to him, smiled and patted the lunatic on the shoulder.
Bound by the mantra lasso, Charlie can't tell lies, but there is a difference between the truth and the truth. The death knell needs to make him happy, say as much as possible, and cooperate.
As expected, after hearing that the best man at the wedding boasted that he and his mother were a perfect match, not the orangutan, Golden Eagle was very happy, and even a suspicious red tide appeared on his face.
"Thank you, thank you everyone for your arrangement, I will make her happy. As for the virus, yes, I am only responsible for bringing things to the inside of the justice hall, and the spread of the virus in other places is not my responsibility. We have many people and we have agreed. Start at the same time at the same time."
This joy, the environment of the wedding scene made him feel better. He thought this was a wedding that everyone had prepared for him. What a joke of the mother and the orangutan marriage, and the real protagonist is himself!
Diana is so good, she must have arranged this scene, right? It's kind of funny, I was a little angry at first, but now I am very happy.
"Continue to talk about this, is there any leader among you? Or, who gave you this virus?" Su Ming asked those who were immersed in his fantasy.
He doesn't care why this person is crazy. Actually, Kendra and Charlie, the reincarnation of Eagle Girl, have no blood relationship, but this guy thinks they do.
But it is because of this misunderstanding that Charlie is obsessed with Kendra. If he really wants to know that he is not his mother, maybe he is not interested yet.
"Yes, Warhawk, it's all his plan. He has been looking for a way to resurrect the white dove." Charlie leaned on the shoulder of the bionic man and closed his eyes as if he had found a peaceful harbor: "He has found a way. , But I need something that I don’t understand, but of course we as good buddies have to help each other. I helped him do this and he lent me the money to buy the ring, hehe."
Hallie, who was eating the cake not far away, heard it. She looked at Bobo who was wiping her face with a weird look, and whispered: "Just borrow the money? Wouldn't it be good to just grab a convenience store?"
The orangutan wet his handkerchief with wine and rubbed his painted red face vigorously:
"We are talking about a lunatic, doctor. In the perception of this lunatic, he himself is a member of the Justice League, a superhero, and a superhero will not rob a convenience store. So even if Xiao Dai suddenly appeared and cut him off With one wing, he is not nervous, because what he sees in his eyes is his colleague."
"Ah, a classic cognitive bias, he thought we were preparing a wedding for him, and he was joking before."
Halle smiled happily. She likes this kind of lunatic who can't recognize the world. From a certain perspective, they are all romantic idealists, living in their own world.
It would be great if people's thoughts could be extracted and made into specimens visible to the naked eye...
"As you analyzed, Xiao Dai moved his hand to him and tied him with a rope. He probably thought it was a joke at the wedding." Bobo sighed and threw his handkerchief aside, leaving the rest. The wine was poured into his mouth, and his teeth snapped: "This environmental arrangement will make him sick. When he takes the dummy's hand, he should instantly become the bridegroom. The death knell has a plan."
"Hehe, the death knell has always been a great way to deal with lunatics, including me. But I am smarter and I became his lunatic." Hallie smiled and stuck out her tongue. She grabbed two large pieces of cake with both hands, and she didn’t care. Served.
"Don't tell me, go talk to Xiao Dai." The orangutan rolled his eyes and reached out to grab a piece of cake, and cleverly changed the topic: "Well, this cream is not bad, and the density of the cake is just right. I last time. The wedding cake was probably at Superman’s wedding, but he was too stubborn. Batman wanted to sponsor him a luxurious cake, and he didn’t want it. In the end, he bought one in the small town of Kansas.
"So a super talent is a superman, and material enjoyment is never the first for him. Louise is also that kind of saint style... but I am different. A delicate girl should eat something good."
Halle increased her eating speed. Although the cake was huge, she just wanted to compete with Bobo to eat more. Then suddenly remembered something, she muttered:
"But you didn't realize that our world always has fewer weddings and super many funerals? There are too many dead acquaintances than happy acquaintances."
Bobo thought with a long finger, it seems that this is the case. He has participated in many funerals this year alone: "Probably because of the increase in entropy, but after the fall of Peppertua, it should get better. some."
Two wise men, you said and I said to Lori who was standing by and scratched her head. She felt that there were a lot of things she couldn't understand.
Wonder Woman and Deathstroke asked the Golden Eagle over there, but there was nothing to ask. This guy was full of eagle girls in his mind, and he didn't understand anything about the zombie virus.
Su Ming secretly read some of this stuff's memories with strangulation, and shook his head at Xiao Dai slightly, indicating that the Golden Eagle can be released.
For this lunatic, he just helped his friend send some things to the Hall of Justice, press the remote control at the appointed time, nothing more.
There are only himself and the eagle woman in his world, and nothing else makes sense to him.
"Come on, say hello to everyone in front of the TV." Su Ming helped the man sitting on the ground up and let him stand with the bionic: "Bobo, get your corsage, Master of ceremonies, introduce the real groom to the audience."
...............
The brief wedding was over, and even Batman in front of the TV didn't say anything.
After all, Kendra is not the true mother of Golden Eagle, but the reincarnation of his mother. Love is free.
What is reincarnation? That is another person, no memory of previous lives, no blood, nothing.
If you insist, you can barely be regarded as godmother? Therefore, from the perspective of human law, there is absolutely no problem with the marriage of these two people.
After watching a farce, the TV signal was interrupted, and at this time Terry arrived in Washington, and the old Bruce also looked after him, and began to concentrate and busy.
And at the wedding scene on the TV station, after the wedding, Su Ming stuffed Charlie with a cigarette, lit him up, patted him on the shoulder and asked:
"do you happy today?"
"This should be the happiest day of my life, thank you everyone."
The Bionic Little Bird leaned on his shoulder quietly, and Jin Ying smiled and stroked her jade hand, smiling so contentedly.
"That's good." Su Ming nodded with a smile, and looked out the window with some emotion: "I wish you happiness and peace in your own world."
Charlie twisted, looked down at his toes in embarrassment, and replied, "Yes, we will definitely..."
Before the words were finished, the death knell backhand pulled out the godslayer from behind with a knife, and cut off the head of the golden eagle. The head was still smoking. UU read www.uukanshu.com and rolled out gruntingly. There is a happy smile on his face.
Wiping the blood off his face blankly, Su Ming looked at the bionic person aside: "Activate the supreme authority, the voiceprint password ‘First Emperor’s Mausoleum’, and shut it down."
The bionic person who was still making a fuss suddenly lowered her head, her eyes darkened with the power failure. She was originally a bionic person of the lowest grade. The main components of her body are silicon and carbon, and it doesn't even look like a real person in many places. , For example, she has no body temperature and no heartbeat.
But Golden Eagle didn't notice it, or it didn't care if it was. The lunatic can only see what he wants to see.
"Raw materials are purchased from the earth and transported to the production line in Contrasia for assembly. The cost is about $800."
Su Ming threw out the strangling tentacles and pulled one of the metal file cabinets in the studio. Then he stuffed the headless corpse and the dummy wearing the ring in, and let the cloak throw them into the sun for cremation.
Watching the cloak fly into the sky and become a small black spot, he said a cold joke:
"You won't lose money when you buy a bionic person to realize your dream. I will cut your head and give an explanation to the dead without losing money. This transaction is very fair."
