Chapter 3016: Buddy bug
He came to the door of Peter's house in a familiar way. Maybe his aunt went out to work, and he sent text messages to Xiao Chong, but he didn't reply.
But it's hard to beat Deadpool, he took out a lock picker from his trouser pocket, and opened the door of the bug's house on the spot.
Passing through the living room on the first floor, holding back a smile, stepped on the creaky stairs to the second floor, came to Peter's door, and opened the door carefully.
Peter was still asleep, and he didn't know what he was dreaming of. The boy still had a shy smile on his face, and there was a small bag bulging under the quilt.
Deadpool's eyes turned, and his mind came to mind.
Looking at Peter's face in the bed and looking at the messy room of the adolescent boy, Wade lifted his half-pull mask and took a deep breath at the boy in his sleep.
"Ha~~~"
"Cough, cough!"
Peter Parker suddenly coughed violently in his sleep, and his original smile turned into a look of horror. His dreams should have become horrible in an instant, and even he was choked into tears.
The small bag under the quilt suddenly collapsed.
"Puff hehe...cough, Ernie Chan, get up, or else people will do something embarrassing to you."
The evil Deadpool laughed and leaned close to Peter's ear, pinching his throat to imitate the devil's voice processed by his cousin's voice changer.
"Do not!!"
Peter abruptly sat up in his sleep, breathing violently as if a person suffocating underwater was back on the shore, the cold sweat on his head rolled down, and the t-shirt he was wearing as a pajama was instantly soaked.
If he hadn't remembered that he was Spider-Man in his dream, he would be bedwetting.
He had a very good dream. He dreamed that he and his girlfriends went to the amusement park to play, enjoyed various projects there, had a nice day, and then had ice cream together in the sunset. Everyone was very happy. The atmosphere became ambiguous, and even Gwen secretly took his hand.
But in the next second, all the ice cream turned into shit, which made people’s eyes hot. Then, the girls around turned into rotten faces like Deadpool, one by one, they were still drooling at him. , I want to do shameful things with him.
He was awakened immediately.
"Hahahahaha!"
Seeing Peter's tragic situation, Deadpool couldn't help rolling around with a smile. He had a good relationship with Xiao Chong, and they often played pranks on each other.
Although his cousin is not a particularly serious type of person, Slade can't afford to turn his face at every turn. He always slips his hands. It's boring, but Peter is fun.
"Wade!" Peter was taken aback by the loud laughter behind him, and he bounced to the ceiling and picked it up there. After seeing who was responsible for the ghost, his face flushed with anger: "You pay me. Dream! I went out on patrol last night, and today I finally had a rest, and you bothered me again!"
"Are we friends? I came to play with you. What's the point of sleeping? I made money today. I will take you to a good place."
Deadpool lay down on Peter's bed quite naturally, covered with the boy's quilt, and squinted comfortably.
"Good place? Game hall?"
Peter jumped from the ceiling and walked helplessly to the bathroom to wash his face and brush his teeth. As an otaku, many of his and Wade's common languages were in video games, and he subconsciously thought it was an arcade hall.
"Oh, I think you really don't understand howling? Not only do I want to take you to see Hao Kang, but I also help you'Duan Dua Lang'."
Wade followed Peter into the bathroom, grinning wryly, and reaching out to touch Peter's thigh.
Spiderman's thighs are firm.
He felt that it was time for the bugs to get in touch with adult entertainment. Although most nightclubs are closed during the day, the Margaret Sisters Bar is a mercenary stronghold, and there are always liquor and girls in that place.
"Huh? What does that mean?" Peter patted Deadpool's dirty hands, and continued to brush his teeth frothingly: "Are you speaking Vietnamese? Gululu...Bah!"
"Don't ask so much. Anyway, it's a good thing. Just follow me. I will treat you today. It's not bad for money!" The dead waiter took out a handful of banknotes from both pockets of his pants, and opened it like two fans with a scream It was trying to fan out the ink scent and slam it towards Peter.
The bug was very curious and a little excited, but after hesitating for a while, he still rejected his friend's suggestion.
"Sorry, Wade, I can’t go out with you today. I have an appointment with mj and the others. We will go on an outing together. By the way, we will find a place where no one is going to practice tactical cooperation. You know, we are superheroes, how can we It is my concern to better protect the masses."
"Fuck it, puff!" Deadpool spit out his tongue and sniffed at the bug's statement: "Don't want to fool my detective, Deadpool! I know what young teenagers like you are thinking in their minds, and what training tactics are used to cooperate In fact, you just want to sneak their bodies while exercising together, right?"
"Wh, what? I didn't! You are talking nonsense! No!" Peter suddenly panicked, and the brushing cylinder in his hand fell: "Insane, your thoughts are so insane! Go away, get out of my house, you The air I breathe becomes nasty."
Deadpool sighed, and the pair of small white eyes on his face mask showed a helpless look: "You will know later, that is interesting between men and women, but they also want to take advantage of you."
"Really? Am I attractive? Do they want to touch me too?" Peter was a little pleased and quickly took a look in the mirror. U U Reading www.uukanshu.com
However, Deadpool's gaze has become sharp. He stretched out a finger to point to his friend, and put his other hand on the bridge of his nose to support the non-existent glasses:
"You said'yes'? So there is only one truth! Your heart is greedy for their bodies, you are lowly!...Just like me, hehe. Spider brother, I will tell you, there is actually nothing to be shy, You just ask them directly if they want to sleep with you. In my opinion, they must be willing to say that you are a little fresh meat. Although you are a little rustic, you are still a pauper and virgin, and will not be obedient, even I don't know how to drink, but I can barely count as a bit of the beauty of my youth."
After speaking, he shook his head solemnly, leaning against the bathroom door frame like a male model on a catwalk.
Recalling when I was young, wearing camouflage uniforms and slippers, carrying Wilson's 47 rifle, standing among a group of black uncles, that was the most beautiful cub, and there was no handsome boy among the young soldiers.
Even if he did, he had been shot in the back by himself.
"Go away, you will bully me. I don't believe anything you say now." Peter glared at Deadpool, went back to the bedroom to change clothes, turned his uniform out of the trash, and stuffed it into his school bag. Going out: "I'm leaving now, you also leave me, my aunt won't let me play with you."
"Hey, boy, you don't know what you missed by rejecting my suggestion, but, okay, you may be more suitable for pure love gameplay." Wade opened the bedroom window and sat on the window frame. Ready to go out, then suddenly turned around: "Then are we still online Monster Hunter at night? Or the old time?"
Peter also sat on the window platform, patted Wade on the shoulder, and said domineeringly: "Of course, today we must pass the battled Tianhuilong. God can't save it if he comes, I said!"
