Chapter 3543: Nightmare cow

As soon as Su Ming saw this thing, he realized that it was the embodiment of Wade's subconscious fear, because in normal reality there would be no cows with clown makeup, and they would never carry a machete while walking upright.

Wade himself said before that he has three things to fear, and he also made a ranking list.

The third place is the clown. Any clown, not those specifically referring to DC. In short, because of some literary and film and television works, Deadpool believes that all people with clown makeup are mentally ill serial murderers, and always Cannot be killed.

So he kind of hates clowns.

The cow ranked second. It is said that when he was looking at the cow, he found that the cow's eyes were completely empty, and he couldn't tell what it was thinking.

The unknown brings fear.

As for the first place, it is the combination of the second and third place-the clown cow.

The reason is also very simple, that is, it is both morbid and incomprehensible.

Originally, his attitude towards these existences wasn't a fear, he just saw the degree to which he wanted to detour and didn't want to deal with.

In reality, there is no clown cow, he made up his own, just as a joke.

But he told others about this ranking too many times, and he recalled and perfected this joke countless times in his mind. As a result, he inadvertently hypnotized himself and made his own subconscious believe the existence of this fear first.

So today in this nightmare, the clown cow was born.

In addition, Su Ming believes that there is another reason that Deadpool wants more popularity, which leads to subconsciously thinking that he needs a rival, even the so-called rankings are an excuse.

The sales volume of "Batman" comics is high, and the bat and the clown are mutual accomplishments, so Deadpool also wants a clown as a rival.

Humanoid creatures do not have a sense of oppression when they are enemies, but they are too ugly like Doomsday, not suitable for PG13 classification, so he chose cows.

Put the two together to get the monster in front of you.

"Hehehehehehe... death knell, I want to play a game with you. Tell me, when your friends and relatives fall into the dark abyss, who do you save first?"

The Cow Clown grinned, his voice was full of madness, but there was no emotion in his eyes, only a void and nothingness.

Su Ming suddenly discovered that he couldn't even see what the cow was thinking.

But at least you can see that this **** thing took up the huge machete next to the organ, and approached with a sickly pace, shaking his head and smiling.

It progressed very slowly, as if it was fully prepared, and it was not afraid of a few people running away or attacking in advance.

"Ahhhhhhhh! It spoke, and it said the lines of "Saw Cry"!"

Deadpool screamed in horror, and limply hid behind Monak. He didn't know why he was so scared, but the clown cow gave him an unparalleled urgency, which caused him to speak faster:

"Although the doll Billy is actually a clown makeup, and Wen Ziren's horror film universe has a chainsaw scare or not, I have to say something else, but the cow still said this line!"

The heart seemed to be grasped by an invisible hand, it became difficult to even beating, and people began to breathe.

What he faced was not a simple clown cow, the madness hidden in the darkness behind him made Deadpool...

"Wait, I suddenly found a problem. It turns out that the clown is myself?" Deadpool made a pause, scratching his head and talking in the direction of no one: "Who has a script to show me, this is not That’s right, I should be the role of inflicting fear on others, that is, playing the role of Batman. Why did it frighten me here?"

No one answered him, because in nightmares, people will always be trapped in a helpless mood and situation.

"Fak squid, Fak your family, and there are temporary role changes? How about the professionalism of the crew? Haven't notified me in advance? Really served, but guess what? I forgive you, so be it, this year It’s not easy to do anything, keep going, give me a close-up, here it comes."

"I'm so scared!! I can't move!!"

Wade, who asked for help to no avail, lost his ability to move because of fear. He was clutching Monak’s clothes, his legs trembling like a deer trying to stand up just after he was born, fear made his cancerous throat let out a cry of blood. .

When he added drama to himself, the mage he was holding just looked at him as if he was mentally ill.

"Wade, let me go. If you get sick, go to the side. I'm afraid of being infected by you." Monak used magic to pull away Deadpool's hand, and by the way, he retched: "The death knell will fix it, you Be quiet."

"Then why don't you solve it?" Wade wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, leaving two obvious wet marks on his face mask: "Play a role, you are a mysterious side expert, what about a big fireball?"

Monak didn't mean to make a move. Instead, he backed away and took a distance. He sighed and explained:

“I grew up in a British Indian colony and lived there for more than two hundred years. Although I don’t believe in Hinduism, I live in that kind of environment and need to respect folk customs. So I eat beef but never kill cattle. Respect you, understand?"

"Well, probably, my cousin told me a long time ago, it seems like,'If you have an enemy, UU Reading www.uukānshu.com, after killing him, you must cut all his family and roots. The family should It’s neat and tidy, it’s a kind of attention and respect, right? I even imitated his tone in place, isn’t it very hungry? Hehe."

Deadpool laughed like a clown, and he stopped shaking.

Monak glanced at the back of the death knell in front of him. At this time, the Supreme Mage was facing the clown cow that came slowly, but the mustache man only felt like he had entered someone's crazy dream, everything here was too sick.

The clown cow is sick, Deadpool is sick, even himself and Death Knell are sick.

Of course, the sickness of himself and the death knell is that he shouldn't come to save Deadpool. If this sickness is taken from the old saying in the East, it is enough to be full.

Just when the mage was talking nonsense with Wade, the death knell had already fought with the clown cow. When the lightsaber and the machete collided, Su Ming found that this monster was not easy to deal with.

I can’t see the fighting skills for the time being, but this brute force is much stronger than the Celestial group. The entire wooden sailboat can be said to be blown into powder at the same time, and the seawater under both feet is as if it was bombed by a nuclear bomb. From there, it directly exposed the seabed several kilometers below.

"Tsk." Su Ming steadied his figure in the air and shouted to Monak who was floating behind him: "Take Wade first to find the enemy hidden behind the scenes. I will play with this cow for a while."

The magic prince has always been in a state of battle. He has reliable magic protection, so he is unharmed, but Deadpool has become a bit tattered under the attack of the shock wave, and his limbs have almost disappeared at the same time, and blood is flowing.

But it doesn't matter, he can't die anyway.

"Don't play for too long, I'll take a step and wait for the rendezvous." Monak grabbed the sandman's mask in his pocket and threw an aperture portal out, and he and Deadpool disappeared like a circle of fire.