Chapter 362: Hire mage
Thai food is not cheap in the United States, and she has to drink for dinner. After deducting the money for buying inferior whiskey, the money left is only enough for her to buy fried noodles.
But this is fine, with cigarettes and alcohol, you can spend the evening comfortably.
Because of her close connection with hell, there are advantages and disadvantages. She and Constantine have the same problem, that is, after falling asleep, it is easy to dream of hell.
That's not a beauty that humans would like, even magicians.
So alcohol is useful. It paralyzes the brain. You may still dream of it, but after waking up, only fragments of memory are left.
Of course, the human body will become tolerant of alcohol, that is, the amount of alcohol will continue to rise, and naturally more and more money will be spent on alcohol.
When Arabel returned to the office with fried noodles and spirits, he saw a red dot flashing at the top of the stairs in front of the office.
She likes to call this ‘the red star who sent the money’.
Anxious, smoking customers are almost always eager to get rid of demons or wives, which means more commissions.
If you are lucky and work overtime after dinner, your living expenses will be settled this week.
When she approached, she found a man and a woman in the dark.
She nodded clearly. It must be a divorce. This is the husband and lover. Discussing how to get rid of the yellow face woman at home really requires professional advice.
For Arabel, it's easy. An oblivion or madness can achieve the goal, ensuring that the client's wife can't even remember her surname.
If she remembers, she can still collect money to deal with her husband
"100 yuan for a divorce, 200 yuan for your wife to forget, and 300 yuan for your wife crazy, which one do you want?"
She opened the door with a key in her cigarette while talking to the two. The man wore a slightly greasy suit. Could it be the cook of the restaurant?
There are also women wearing hooded cloaks. This is what the British wore 100 years ago, right?
Su Ming looked at Arabel, she really looked very much like Zak Kang, and I have to say that Lucifer's prank was really interesting.
Except that she wears high heels and is much cleaner than Constantine, whether it is the energy to speak or the half-dead eyes, she is completely alone.
Her office is much cleaner, perhaps because of part-time divorce business, she has a better life than Constantine.
Zha Kang doesn't have an office, and he lives in someone else's basement. Of course, he chooses to live in a mysterious house more often.
Su Ming sat on the sofa unceremoniously, while Diana said nothing. She didn't like Arable's tone and attitude. It was obviously inconsistent with the values of the heroine to help her husband deal with his wife.
What's more, it is clearly charged.
But Su Ming likes it very much. When talking about business, mercenaries are like this.
Why did Batman pay himself so anxiously? Isn't it just worrying about the death knell of another world to kill Luther?
"Give you 500 yuan, what can you do?"
Arabel, who was pouring the fried noodles from the instant food box onto the plate, paused for a while, and turned around with a wicked smile on his face.
"It's cruel enough. I like your cruelty, but 500 yuan is not enough for me to kill. I can send your wife to **** for a few days at most."
"How about 1,000 yuan?"
"Well, I will send her to heaven for a few days." Arabel found a pair of chopsticks from the cupboard beside him, and ate the noodles very skillfully.
Of course, she will not forget her wine, and after a bite of noodles, she will take a sip of wine and give it away.
"Huh? Isn't heaven a good place?" Diana was puzzled, knowing that her hometown is called Paradise Island.
Arabel chewed the fried noodles, and said vaguely, "This lady has a nice voice, but the question is naive. Is heaven really that good?"
"Then what's the downside? You haven't been to heaven?" Diana was a little unconvinced.
"Hey, burp." The beauty mage burped and didn’t care about the image. "I’m a teacher with a license from the Mage Association. I’m the first one to have a say in these. Heaven doesn’t have any entertainment facilities, and in **** you at least pay You can use your soul as a bargaining chip to play cards. Second, heaven is always daylight, with only light and no shadow. Third, there is no food there, and there is no way to eat clouds."
"Normal people will definitely be driven crazy there." Su Ming added, he knows what virtue is in heaven.
If the soul goes to Valhalla, it can be said to be enjoyment, a big bowl of meat and a big bowl of wine, and a group of strong men to fight with you.
And heaven has nothing except a large group of birdmen with wings.
According to Lucifer in the comics, his biggest pastime in heaven was a walk in God's garden.
Arabel nodded, sitting behind his desk and sucking noodles. "You know how to deal with your ex-wife before? But there is another key point you didn't mention, because angels have solidified charismatic magic, and mortals are very It’s easy to fall in love with angels. But angels are asexual people. They don’t have those organs, and they don’t even have excretory holes, so they can only see but not eat, haha"
She told a joke, the fried noodles in her mouth fell out a little, she saw that the man smiled at her with a strange expression, and the cloaked woman shot cold eyes from under the hood.
The death knell said she was a believer in the devil, and it was true, Diana thought.
But Diana didn't know that all kinds of dirty jokes about angels' lower body have always been the most popular jokes in hell.
Su Ming had also thought before, whether Lucifer's fall was also due to this aspect. He exchanged his wings for Tintin, and he has been living happily ever since.
After going to hell, he had a son and a daughter, and the daughter was still very strong, arguably the strongest new god.
That's why Lucifer's disappearance now seems very strange.
"Your joke is good, I'll give you ten thousand." Su Ming nodded, indicating his intention to hire.
"Cough" Arabel almost choked while drinking, and she frowned. "I don't think I can make money from jokes. Are you here to play me?"
"Twenty thousand." The money is just a drop in the bucket for Su Ming now. Arabel, who often mixes in the neighborhood, can't think of how rich Batman is.
"Haha, who do you think I am? With so much money, it must be difficult to work, right?" Arabel looked at the two with suspicion, and at the same time, he was preparing to activate magic.
Su Ming laughed. After the dual effects of the helmet and the strangulation, the laughter was like a ghost cry.
The symbiote helped him take out some money from the bag, and handed it to him from behind, which looked like a thousand dollars.
"Work with us to investigate the recent mysterious death in the magical world. The deposit will be given to you first, and you can answer whether you want to do this business."
Arabel immediately jumped up from his chair, took the banknotes and counted them with a currency detector.
They are all real money, and there is no tracking magic or trap.
"Ok, I will be yours tonight!"
"Should I add some more money~www.NovelMTL.com~ You have to tell me not to treat you as a person tonight?"
Su Ming stood up and joked. Currently, Arabel can still cast spells normally, indicating that Lucifer is still alive. Then the task of finding the Sandman can be slowed down. Let's see how the Dark Justice League is going.
Arabel cast a glance at him, put away the money without comment, put on his windbreaker, picked up the wine bottle and put it in his pocket.
As a magician, she knows that many sorcerers have died violently recently, but this has nothing to do with her. She never frets with others.
But now someone pays to solve it, that's another matter.
"If you say that you want to get on me, then you have to pay a lot, a lot"
She raised one slender eyebrow, and a trace of sadness flashed in her eyes, but her eyes were quickly covered by the smoke from the cigarette.
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