Chapter 3737: Happy Mouse
Strictly speaking, Ratatosk cannot be regarded as the ancient **** of the earth. She belongs to a special kind of existence. Like the giant eagle, black dragon, wild boar and goat in the legend of the Nine Realms, she is a group of powerful creatures born on the world tree.
Back then, when the World Tree was rooted on the ancient earth, she said that she was an ancient god, which was no problem.
Angboda was laid eggs on the ground next to the roots of the tree by her parents. She is an ancient person in essence, but it is not wrong to say that she is the ancient **** of the earth.
At that time, Aoshutu was still a little blue bird, flying everywhere, occasionally stopping on the World Tree to rest. She was also an ancient **** of the earth.
Ke Latatosk told the Queen of Flower Fairy that she was the ancient **** of the earth, that is to put gold on her face, her generation is not that high, she should be shorter than the Leopard God and the Tiger God. .
After the war of the first generation of gods came to an end, Oshutu and Gaia won, and millions of years after Sithone and Set fled, World Tree and Angboda also began to leave for the inner dimension.
In the process, World Tree expanded its body and perfected the various concepts its roots drew from the sea of corpses and blood, thus shaping the Nine Realms, including Havenheim.
Ratatosk the squirrel was probably born at this time, as a representative of the two neutral concepts of 'naughty' and 'messenger'.
If she had to be counted, she could probably be regarded as a god, because she was really strong, maybe even stronger than the leopard god.
But her hometown was the World Tree itself, and at that time she had never touched a wisp of earth from the earth.
This squirrel went to the earth to play once, but ended up playing too much, causing the extinction of the dinosaurs. Knowing that she was in trouble, she was afraid of being targeted by the God Eater, so she quickly slipped home and was taken care of by the World Tree. stand up.
Since then, she has been living on the World Tree, traveling between the nine realms to help the World Tree pass information, doing the work of a messenger, and occasionally when she is in a good mood, she will go somewhere to play pranks or steal something. of.
According to the information of Su Ming's previous life, all aspects of Ratatosk's data are a mystery. According to the official records, her height is uncertain, weight is uncertain, gender is uncertain, fighting strength is uncertain, and her abilities are also uncertain.
She can only prove her strength from some of her performances in the comics.
The first point is that she can tie with Squirrel Girl, and even Squirrel Girl is a little afraid of her.
To know that Thanos can't make a move in front of Squirrel Girl, and that Ratatosk can draw a tie with a funny character, it can already explain a lot.
The second thing is that Odin can't do anything about her.
She is also one of Thor and Loki's teachers. Didn't I say before that Odin sent the two brothers to study in Alfheim when they were young? This wicked squirrel disguised as a light elf, like a joke Teach the two brothers the same.
She is very good at using the power of language, and her teaching method is lively and interesting. Unlike other teachers, she subtly changes the things she wants to instill in the two brothers in various moving stories.
Thor was taught to be a fool and a fool, and Loki was taught to be a fun man.
At that time, Odin was a reckless man with both eyes. He didn't come to the squirrel when he knew about it. Later, with the wisdom of World Tree, he still didn't settle accounts with her, which shows how evil this squirrel is.
The third thing is her usual entertainment activities, which are gossip.
Today Odin spoke ill of Surtur, and the squirrel hiding in the tree overheard it, and ran to the flame demon to tell him. The next day Laufey said something bad about Hela, and she ran to the underworld again to recount it to the goddess of the underworld.
If no one speaks ill of others behind their backs one day, then she will not stop, but will make up on the spot, and then continue to gossip with a smirk. The skill of making up can be regarded as the grandfather of Western journalists.
There are countless such things, and she likes this one, inciting people's opposition, influencing others' minds, deceiving and taking advantage of others, which are her specialties and hobbies.
Think about it from another angle, if she wasn't strong enough, would she dare to play with these people's anger? This is essentially a very offensive game.
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Everyone knows what happened to Loki, but compared to this squirrel, the **** of cunning is a little better in mind, and she is not her opponent at all in terms of prank creativity.
"Hello? Supreme Mage?" Squirrel leaned in front of the death knell, squatted on the white tablecloth, raised a small paw and shook it: "Why are you looking at people with this kind of eyes? Could it be that... have seen one before? You already fell in love with me, are you going to **** me home? Oh, it makes the mouse really shy, hee hee!"
As soon as she said this, Diana and Carol's eyes immediately fell on Death Knell, obviously having some mood swings.
But can Su Ming be fooled a second time by a squirrel trick? I didn't recognize her when we met before, just because she was a master of deception, and it was too confusing to pretend to be an ordinary squirrel, but now that she's locked on the target, it's actually not difficult to deal with her.
He just smiled slightly, took out a bottle of ketchup, put it beside the squirrel, and said in her somewhat confused eyes:
"Did you know? Just ten minutes ago, Wei Shandi sent God Eater to me to manage. Do you think that big guy will like you? Especially after it is served with ketchup. "
Ratatosk suddenly took a breath. Although she likes to play and be naughty, it would be too serious to move out of God Eater!
She swallowed, and a small bag slid down her thin neck with a cartoon effect, and her laughter became less smooth.
The squirrel jumped off the dining table, and in the eyes of everyone turned into a beautiful human-like beauty, wearing a long red dress and long black hair:
"It's annoying, no kidding, I know Uric is there, so I'll take you to kill him."
"Heh, didn't you still gesture before..." Su Ming put away the ketchup, and also learned the squirrel's previous movements, and gestured to a boxing stance: "Don't tell me that the Light Elf King City is fighting against trolls Well, now that it's proven to be a lie, how can I trust you? Should I call the God Eater and let him be a judge?"
"I'll stop teasing you, is that okay?" The squirrel who turned into a beauty rolled his eyes and walked between Diana and Carol with a look of disgust, as if he wanted to use them as human shields: "Thanks to Thor and Loki trusting you so much, but you have no sense of humor."
"If you told me you knew where Yuric was when you were in the tree, why would I need to come to Wangcheng?" Although Su Ming was not forgiving, he had already taken off the magic floating cloak behind him and turned it into a Flying Carpet: "You're wasting my time, and time is money, my 'Earth Ancient God' friend."
He bit the phrase "Old God of Earth" very hard, saying that he had discovered that this was also a lie.
Ratatosk stuck out his tongue, looked at the two women around him pitifully, and whispered, "But if I had said it then, it wouldn't have been fun..." (To be continued)
