Chapter 3740: whole life journey

The cave leading to the ground can be said to be very spacious. From Su Ming's point of view, at least it can pass through the eight lanes of several trucks at the same time.

With the continuous progress, the feelings of darkness, dampness, coldness, etc. will follow, which is also what people who often move underground need to get used to.

There is a faint odor in the air, and the perception of strangulation amplifies this smell and sends it into the host's mind, so now Su Ming feels a little hot, and he can't wait to find a troll to experiment with fireworks.

The sound of several people's footsteps echoed in the empty tunnel, and only Ratatosk was chattering, and unlike Deadpool's lot of nonsense, she was telling a story, and it was the one who knew it was fake. kind of story.

Today is about the love-hate relationship between Baldur and Loki, and the squirrel has a unique way of saying it.

"Although it seems that Baldur was killed by Loki's plot, because Loki suspected that he stole Thor's attention, but in these nine realms, there is no truth that I can ignore, let me tell you. , In fact, Loki came to discuss with me before killing Baldur with a plan."

"What was discussed?"

The squirrel didn't take Death Knell as a story listener. She was just bored when she was on the road, and made up a story to deceive two women, but Carol also fell into the trap of inquiring about gossip.

"Hey, in fact, Loki's motive for murder is not Thor's relationship at all, but for Ms. Sif."

The squirrel lowered his voice mysteriously, and looked around when he spoke, as if he was worried that the news would be leaked:

"Did you know that Sif has always been wearing a wig? Loki kept her original hair, and when he was okay, he would take it out and sniff it. Loki likes Sif, like all little boys, He was always pranking her to get her attention."

Su Ming shook his head speechlessly. About one third of this story is true.

It's true that Sif has always been wearing a wig, but only because Loki is jealous of her and thinks Thor takes her to play every day instead of himself.

The version that Su Ming knew was that one night, Loki, who was still a man at the time, sneaked into Sif's bedroom. After drugging her, he shaved off the comatose woman's hair, and used an irreversible drug. A mischievous spell that turned Sif, who was originally blond, into permanent baldness.

The next day Sif got up to take a shower, and cried on the spot, and even went to Odin to complain. The King of God knew that it was Loki who did something good, so he found him and beat him up, and asked him to apologize to the lady to make up for the loss.

Loki was eloquent, telling several self-deprecating jokes in a row, making Sif burst into laughter, promising that as long as he had hair, he would not be held accountable.

So next, Loki pretended to be Odin again, went to the best craftsmen of the dwarves, and asked them to cast a wig using the night sky as a material, and brought it back to Sif to make a hair transplant using rune technology. That is the origin of her black hair now.

By the way, Thor originally liked Sif very much and circled around her every day.

But after her blonde hair turned black, Thor's interest in her greatly diminished, fully showing what a scumbag is.

Anyway, looking at it now, it was Sif who was chasing Thor.

Of the stories the squirrel told Carol and Diana, only the wig was true, and the rest were all nonsense.

The second prince of Asgard is only jealous of anyone who is close to Thor. Loki absolutely doesn't like Sif, he would rather like Sister Hela.

But not only Carol listened with relish, even Xiao Dai, who had been hurrying silently, had her ears pricked up, and she had been listening.

Su Ming really didn't want to let the squirrel talk nonsense. The ghost knew what strange thoughts she would instill in the two girls. At this moment, not far in front of the tunnel, a lone troll walked towards him.

"Okay, I found the target." Su Ming tapped the bad woman on the head and told her to stop talking nonsense: "Don't talk, prepare an illusion to cover us."

As he said that, he launched a strangulation, tied the troll who suddenly saw a human and caused him to be stunned, and shoved a few tentacles directly into the victim's head.

Su Ming felt in his pocket, took out a huge wooden box, lifted the lid, and saw a box full of fireworks.

"It seems... ordinary?"

After casting the spell, the squirrel tilted her head. She took a giant monkey in her hand and looked in with one eye with one eye closed.

"There's an old saying in Asgard that you can't tell how the wolf's intestines are through the wolf's skin." Su Ming took back the fireworks and stuffed them into the troll's hands: "This is actually 'pulling fireworks' In addition to 'big dung eggs', and 'strong acid lollipops', a series of tricky products are integrated."

"The main active ingredient should be strong acid, right?" Diana touched her shield and expressed her opinion, because trolls are afraid of acid and flames, at least on Earth 0.

She has killed a lot of trolls, although the appearance is different, but if the names are trolls, maybe these two monsters have the same weakness?

"Yes, my little queen, you're right." Su Ming and Strangler equipped the unlucky troll with a whole box of fireworks one by one, and then forced him to tamper with his memory and instilled the operation method of how to set off fireworks. : "Other people's fireworks are all fire-breathing, and my magic-modified fireworks are spraying strong acid. Once the trolls return to their own group and explode, we just listen to the news."

Ordinary fireworks will have crackling or popping sounds when they are set off, which is very lively, but the disadvantage is that they are not long-lasting.

The new type of fireworks developed by Hermione and the Weasley Brothers at Death Knell will cause a wide-ranging and lasting scream after being released. This is the biggest improvement.

It's easy to kill sometimes. The hard part is how to make the target feel pain and fear without killing them, and mischief is the best way to build your own happiness on the pain of others.

"Are you a queen too?"

Ratatosk seemed surprised by Diana's identity, because she felt the woman was more of a thug than a ruler.

"Don't look at me like that, squirrel god, the current Amazon queen is my mother, and I've been expelled from Paradise Island." Xiao Dai just waved his hand and looked at it lightly: "But when I go back this time, I will Go find the three goddesses of destiny first, and let them explain what they have done to my destiny, otherwise..."

While speaking, she raised the sword in her hand, as if to imply something.

"By the way, adjutant, write down the memo and remind me to give Kratos a similar weapon. I grabbed the Zeus Excalibur and fused it into my new weapon material. Lord Kui should still be trapped in the underworld, right? , If you want to kill Zeus, you can't do it without a weapon."

When Su Ming heard about the slaughter of the Goddess of Destiny, he thought of Lord Kui, and always felt embarrassed.

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"The record is over, Sheriff, so what weapon should I give him as a gift?"

"Well, the times have changed now, but the war on his side has not changed, understand?" Su Ming began to play dumb riddles with the adjutant, but he was not idle. Mo helped him up and let him go back and forth from where.

The clever adjutant immediately understood, and she also showed a wicked smile:

"I see, this is giving Kratos a portable nuke launcher, because of war, war has never changed." (To be continued)