Chapter 3751: disgusting joke

"Hahahahaha..." Harry suddenly laughed, she didn't even know what to say.

She has seen all kinds of mental patients, even herself is mentally ill, but she has never seen a testament that someone can raise the color video tape to the level of human civilization.

Diana, who was on the side, sighed, shook her head and walked a few steps away from Carroll. She felt that just hearing her cousin's words would make people uncomfortable.

Sepulk's sky is full of planets at different distances, and the colorful lights seem to shine constantly, but the ghost universe is still a dark world, and black is the main theme here.

"Don't rush to sentence yourself to death. You already have a lot of cancer, and it doesn't matter if you have several diseases. You should describe your symptoms first. It happens that both Halle and Holloway are in Sepulke. Have them give you a consultation."

"Hee hee, do the psychiatrist and the cardiac surgeon consult together? I haven't encountered such a situation before." Harley wiped the tears from her laughter and rubbed her face hard, she stuck out her tongue: " But Wade just say it, I'll listen first, maybe I can diagnose it without another doctor."

Hearing her warm words, Dead Servant was obviously a little moved. He took a deep breath, took back the key in his cousin's hand, and put it back in his pants.

I took two steps slowly, then raised my head to inhale, and let myself adjust my mentality:

"I told you, be prepared mentally!"

"Let's talk, I have received professional special military training, and I will never laugh under normal circumstances." Death Knell nodded seriously and gave his cousin a reassurance. When someone feels helpless, his family is his last support. .

It's just that the family doesn't believe in the nonsense of the cousin at all.

"Give me a cigarette." Deadpool opened his mouth, but he still didn't talk about his illness, and he went astray again. He always had endless nonsense.

The symbiote and the magic floating cloak are also melon eaters at this time. In order to let him quickly tell what kind of disease he has, Strangler took out a cigarette from the host's pocket and stuffed it into Wade's mouth through the mask, while the cloak was removed from the other. Take out the lighter from the space bag and light the **** on fire.

Despite the mask, Dead Servant seemed to be a different person when he took his first puff of cigarettes, and the two small white eyepieces also showed a lonely look, and a Wong Kar Wai-style soundtrack sounded in everyone's ears.

It was a slow and melancholy melody that always played when no one was there.

With the sound of the music, the cousin spit out a smoke ring, and in the corner of the wall where the light and darkness were uncertain, he hid in the darkness and spoke:

"Because of the needs of my career, I have become accustomed to waiting. However, I have never tried to wait for the heartache. In just an hour, I began to fantasize that I am an ant, because the ant is always ready. could die. But I'm not an ant, so I can't die anytime, anywhere..."

He seems to be possessed by some actor, his tone and style, and his smoking posture, seem to bring people back to a certain morning when the sun is not bright.

"Stop, don't play with literature and art. If the reality we are in is really a movie, it will definitely not be a literature and art movie."

Death Knell has no petty bourgeoisie sentiment, let alone artistic appreciation. He directly interrupted Wade's performance, reached out and turned off his MP, and said ruthlessly:

"What new problem did you have? Tell us and we'll help you find a solution. Once it's resolved, you can go and kill people with me."

Wade, who was interrupted, was still a little unfinished, but he did not want to be stabbed by an owl dagger. After a while of silence, he loudly stated his latest condition:

"I **** forked!"

Shit forked!

Forked!

Fork!

He screamed so loudly that the echoes echoed through Sepulk's metal buildings, turning the world into shit.

"puff!"

Hearing this clinical manifestation, Harley shook her head again and again, turned around with a smile, went to chat with Xiao Dai and the others, and blinked at the death knell to leave a reminder:

"I've seen this kind of situation a lot in Gotham. It's not a terminal illness at all, but a joke."

"Why are they laughing?" Deadpool bit his lip, stomping his feet in anger, complaining to his cousin, "Your women are too dark, I'm a cancer patient, do you understand brain cancer? Yes If you don't explain a lot of memes, I don't understand!"

But his cousin, now relying on strangulation to control the facial muscles, to avoid laughing.

Su Ming has seen through everything, and doesn't even bother to say any more nonsense. He just gestures to the adjutant to prepare for the transfer, and at the same time explains to his cousin:

"The moment you squatted in the pit, you had brain cancer, so you forgot to take off the 'T' pants. That's probably because you wore Xia Kela by mistake this morning..."

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The new round of teleportation arrived somewhere in space, closer to the edge of the universe, and even some scientific and technological sites deployed by unknown forces in deep space could be seen.

If things like Deadpool happened to others, UU read www. uukanshu.com There is no doubt that the person is dead.

But he was different. In terms of the thickness of his face, knowing that he was not terminally ill, he was only happy and didn't care what his family members looked at him.

He sat in a corner of the cloak and spoke to the non-existent audience, mainly explaining his disgusting behavior just now:

"I really don't have a script. I didn't act. I really thought I had a strange disease. The veterans in the live broadcast room are all my family. If I lie to you, my whole family will die, okay?"

"......"

"Forget it, you said that I cursed you again, and I'll take my head to curse you? Well, I'll let my cousin perform a talent show for everyone. This matter will be evened out, it's settled."

What talent can Death Knell have, that is, killing people. This time I was going to kill the dark elves, just killing two birds with one stone.

Su Ming was too lazy to pay attention to his cousin, and just observed the target from a distance, but Harley was very interested in Deadpool's mental illness, and kept smiling at him talking to himself there.

"This golden country... doesn't look like a place where the dark elves live. After all, the word dark is in the name, and it's too bright to live here." Diana didn't care about Deadpool's performance, she just Kneeling on one knee on the flying carpet, looking forward, and talking to the death knell beside him.

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"Not really, but it's also a gift."

Su Ming patted the front part of the cloak lightly, signaling it to enter that country secretly:

"I asked the adjutant to send people to watch the dark elves' fleet, and now they have brought them to Havenheim. Now that our two remaining enemies have completed the reunion, it has saved me a lot of trouble." (To be continued)