Chapter 4463: Crazy off the chain

Chapter 4464 Crazy off the chain

"Look at Peter's embarrassed look, wriggling, blushing, and playing with his clothes." In a corner of the campus, Death Knell, who was hiding behind a big tree, shook his head and sighed speechlessly: "He can't be a man. One point, tell the girls he wants it all?"

"This is Peter." The adjutant's projection made up for the knife and nodded again and again, apparently agreeing with the sheriff's statement.

"This child is still too subjective. He doesn't want to cause trouble to others. This is a virtue, but sometimes it's really just a stumbling block."

Su Ming took a puff of cigarette and spit it out slowly, while peeling the seeds to feed himself and strangling, he said:

"Actually, Peter can ask me to borrow a spaceship, find Tony for a ride or borrow money, and find little green goblin Harry for a partner. Even if it doesn't work, he can look for Carol. The Tianjian Bureau also has a spaceship, but he is Can't open that mouth."

"He is too kind. Sheriff, your goal of training him as a mercenary is almost impossible to achieve."

The adjutant calculated something and came to this conclusion.

"Nothing is impossible, because I only believe that things are man-made, but Spider-Man. Forget it, he can just be himself, our world needs a clean and pure hero."

Su Ming patted his hands and decomposed the melon seed skin into atomic state with cosmic energy:

"Looks like it will take some time for these little girls to end their quarrel. Let's see another Peter."

Another Peter, speaking of Star-Lord Peter Quill, better known as the gigolo.

Before Death Knell, they hired the Guardians of the Galaxy to prepare a show of 'making a fortune' to lure more human beings who have just left the earth to explore the mysterious locations of the universe.

I don't know how it's going over there.

Take another look at the little bug. You can see the corridor through the glass of the teaching building. Now the girls have started to get started. Mary and Cynthia are pulling and pulling on Peter, like little girls are grabbing dolls.

Well, before we split up with Su Rui, these girls started to introvert again, which is a sighing situation.

"There's something wrong with Star-Lord, Sheriff." The adjutant waved his hand and threw a new projection: "Their spaceship broke down, and it's still thousands of light-years away from the location we agreed to perform. distance."

It was originally planned.

The adjutant first picked a planet, built a fake giant relic on it, and then stuffed some bionic monsters into it to fabricate a lost alien civilization that didn't exist.

The script will start with the arrival of the Guardians of the Galaxy to explore this planet, during which their every move will be recorded by the portable device, and then after a series of plot settings such as 'hardships', 'long journey', 'hard struggle', etc. , they fought a BOSS in a mysterious alien tomb, and finally succeeded in obtaining a 'treasure'.

Finally, in the firelight of the planet's explosion, the small spaceship escaped from the gravity at the last second. The group took the treasure to Contrasia, and the planet's governor, Ms. Rose Rose, met them.

Come and give them a lot of money after compliments like 'Ancient Relics, My God', 'I'm afraid of being struck by lightning if I give less money', 'A giant step for mankind to enter the universe', and so on.

Then edit Star-Lord's personal video into a 'pseudo-documentary', then spread it everywhere, and it's done.

In short, it is to let people who have just left the earth see that digging the graves of aliens can make a fortune, and encourage them to do so.

In this way, if someone is lucky enough to dig something good, wouldn't it end up in the hands of the death knell?

The androids cannot do things like archaeology. They don't turn their heads, and they must have their adjutants remotely control them or send a living person to do it.

But the universe is too big and the environment is too complicated. Even for Su Ming, he can't guarantee that he has seen all the emergencies.

In this state, playing archaeology is really ruining your life. Even if you can find an ancient tomb, there is a 99.99% probability that you will not be able to find something good, so this is not a needle in a haystack, and the expected value of income is terribly low.

What's more, the key goal now is to make all human beings adapt to the arrival of the cosmic era. This is not Su Ming's business alone, but is related to the future development of the race.

Therefore, the great voyage must have more people participating in the 'great geographic discovery'.

Even if others dug up trash and got it in Contrasia, the adjutant would give the 'adventurers' three melons and jujubes as appropriate, in order to maintain the system of the 'Archaeological Association'.

It saves the manpower of the Wilson Group, and at the same time, it has done the best publicity for the big voyage plan. At least in the early stage, people must find an attractive way to make money, just like the gold rush era.

"The reason why their spaceship broke down, hacked into the system to check the error report, it was because the leap engine was out of power, sheriff, before departure, Star Lord and the others drank the celebration wine in advance and forgot to go to the port to replace the core material of the antimatter battery. ."

"Ah this. Adjutant, do you think I'm wrong about the dancer? He always loses the chain at critical moments."

Su Ming covered his one eye and didn't seem to have the heart to watch it. He knew that he should have let Loki act in this play. However, now that the **** is on the door, it is impossible not to save them, so I can only recognize it with my nose:

"Send me over there. I'm going to teach the champagne champagne kid a good lesson, so that there will be no problems in the next acting process."

"Okay, Sheriff, does Spider-Man still need attention?"

The adjutant launched the teleportation, and the death knell was thrown directly outside Star-Lord's spaceship.

"Put some news out and let Tony know that Peter wants to go to the universe, but he can't make the trip because he has money." Su Ming gave instructions, and at the same time began to pry the cargo door of the spacecraft: "If I guessed correctly, Iron Man should The copycat spaceship has also been copied, and he will be willing to take Peter with him."

"Understood, during the execution, make up a gossip and tell Daisy, she will pass this to Iron Man's ears." The adjutant set a simple channel, which is the safest.

At this time, the cargo door of the spacecraft was also pried open, and the temperature and air pressure inside and outside were different, causing several debris to fly out and freeze into ice cubes, which seemed to be boxes of cabbage.

Su Ming dodged into the spaceship, pulled the door leading to space with his backhand, then passed through the cargo hold, opened the airtight door inside the spaceship, and entered the living area.

Star-Lord's spaceship is not big. After all, they are just a few people. The so-called living area is more like a messy bar with different bedrooms for different people.

Passing through this area and going up one flight of stairs, we came to the door of the main power room at the core of the spacecraft. At this time, everyone in the Guardians of the Galaxy was in the dark room, wrapped in blankets and shivering from the cold. , but did not forget to bicker.

Who suggested drinking? Who forgot to change the battery? Who did not wear socks and caused the skin of the foot to fly into Star Lord's mouth in weightlessness?

Every trivial thing has been brought out. Obviously, these geniuses wanted to use the energy of the cruise engine to make up for the failure of the jump engine, but they went wrong again, causing the whole ship to short circuit.

Now that the oxygen in the spacecraft is limited, the heat is lost, the lights are all turned off, and the artificial gravity is ineffective. If the death knell does not come, or there is no miracle, they are afraid that they will die here. UU reading www.uukanshu. com

But even so, Rocket was still scolding Star-Lord, Star-Lord looked at Gamora with affection, but the latter only wanted to apologize to Nebula for what happened back then, Mantis was so panicked, and Drax was rubbing his hands and stomping his feet. , Groot is still speaking the tree-man language that most people don't understand.

Fortunately, there is an old captain like Yongdu on board, and he is the only one who is still trying his best to repair the machine, which gives Su Ming some comfort.

"Okay, you bunch of trash fish, shut up for me." Death Knell had heard enough in the corridor, he kicked the door of the engine compartment and walked in angrily: "I still want you What about Columbus in the age of great voyages, set an example for the people who came later, and you all turned into goblins, right?"

However, Star-Lord didn't know what the face was. When he saw someone coming, he flew over a dozen meters with a vicious dog, accurately hugging Death Knell's thigh and not letting go:

"You're finally here, we're saved, and I'm so happy that I want to dance now! My old captain, what do you want to see? I can take off my clothes or not."

"Still dancing? Still dancing! Can't you dance that kind of peeling skin?!"

Su Ming grabbed Star-Lord's ears and pulled him up like a radish, and his hands began to spin wildly.

(End of this chapter)