Chapter 4534: bystander
"Ha...thank you guys for rockets and skyscrapers, treasure maps and Ferraris."
Deadpool was yawning while rubbing his eyes, and he was stretching in the direction of no one at this time, obviously sleepy:
"Well, everyone has seen it. Red Hood has been tracking Doomsday Blues for two hours, and now I haven't even seen a shadow. Sure enough, not every detective is Batman. The gap between people, why is it so? Big pinch? Hehe, look at his back looking around with the big caste blade, he looks like a dog."
It turned out that the killer squad and the red hoods were still active in Gotham. It was the darkest time before dawn, and even Gotham became a little quieter, but after losing the doomsday blues last time, They never found him again.
Whether it's Harley's psychological profiling, Xia Kela's extraordinary sense of smell, or the logical reasoning of the red hood, they all seem to have been predicted by that lunatic Constantine, and he easily failed the hunt again and again.
On the way, I also met some other perverted versions of different world homotopes, and fought a few times. Although killing them will bring money to the account, Wade really feels boring now because he has brain cancer, and his concentration is very high. Difficulty concentrating on one thing for too long....
Ah, except smoking, drinking and playing with women, eating pizza and playing games, pooping, picking nostrils, fighting with Spider-Man and other interesting things.
In short, the mentally ill sister-in-law Harley is still full of motivation, and the killers are also in a good state. Xia Kela is the happiest, but Deadpool himself and the ghost face who is shoulder to shoulder with him, both of them are a little bit overwhelmed up.
Drowsy, cold and hungry, feet soaked in the rain all the time are uncomfortable, the key is that when walking in this city, I can feel the feeling of being maliciously peeped at every moment.
These gazes may come from behind a window, from a dark alley, from a small hole in a manhole cover, or even from the sky.
Yes, Wade used to get excited when he felt the gaze, he liked the feeling of being in the spotlight, but...
"I feel like a taco rolling in a pan with salty eyes staring at the dicks, and the c-eye behind me is going to cramp from being clamped for a long time." Slade always said There are so many perverts in this city, I believe it now, maybe I can make a few good friends here, let them see if I am there? Haha, this is a joke in Chinese, understand the applause.”
I don't know if there are audience members applauding, anyway, there is a '√' outline under Deadpool's mask, that's a big smile.
"Another clue to interfere with us, damn, **** Constantine isn't here!"
The red hood returned to the crowd, he was a little anxious:
"Mp, what is this called? If you can't catch the doomsday blues, is this mission endless? Can any of you contact Deathstroke? I want to talk to him, can I switch to the more flexible Lazarus contract? "
One of the most important aspects of this contract is that the debts of the father can be paid by the son. Red Hood suspects that he will not be able to complete the task, and simply looks forward to his next generation decades later.
"Let me take a look for you. Alas, I should be the only one who can contact my cousin at this time. He and I are so in love with each other. You can see from his expression and words every time he stabs me with a dagger. I feel that he has hot and strong emotions for me, if you don’t believe me, ask Harry, Deathstroke is almost emotionless at ordinary times.”
While talking nonsense, while turning his head a few times, Wade reached into his pants and buttoned the dead skin on his buttocks, hissing and refreshing, but gave a bad answer:
"Ah, bad news, he's busy right now. The veterans say he's looking for a target to hack. There seems to be some trouble in our hometown. Well, yes, the audience friends are right, this first dimension The key word is 'eyes,' at least judging by my extraordinary intelligence, that's right."
Red Hood could no longer understand this, and he looked at Harry speechlessly, as if hoping for an translation.
But the little lunatic just laughed and drank together with Xia Kela in his arms, as if he didn't hear anything at all.
she is back
Come back to my hometown to enjoy the holidays and entertainment, besides, the whole team is not a superhero, why are you in such a hurry?
Little Jason in the red hood is still too tender, he can subcontract out his contract with Little Bee, isn't the humiliation team and the raptor team still in the city?
He can't even shake people, and his autism seems to be getting worse.
"Wow, just now a boss asked whether those eyeballs are for oral or external use? I took it. I must try it first to know. What if these eyeballs have high-frequency vibration and electric shock functions? Hehehe... ..."
Harley's psychoanalysis process was interrupted by Wade's joke. She thought that if the toy was designed in the shape of eyeballs, it might be really exciting, so she also giggled
When Jessica drove to find Dr. Banner, the doctor was trying to have a conversation with the locals. Although both sides were speaking English, no one could understand what the other was saying. The doctor asked the aborigines where there is a police station, but the aborigines didn't know what the police meant. Instead, they sold the food in their hands over and over again, intending to sell it to Dr. Banner.
The thing looked like a cloudy gel, or half-boiled mashed potatoes, just like that, it was directly held by some deformed humanoid creatures in dirty hands, and there were a lot of flies buzzing around the booth.
How can a normal person eat something that fills you up just by looking at it? Obviously, even for British cuisine, this is a bit much.
"Doctor, we are here, don't talk to the people here, don't be angry." Coulson jumped off the carriage and pulled the doctor away, and rejected the peddler's offer with a smile that passed everywhere, and led the doctor to the side of the car: "Don't worry, take a deep breath. The other party can't understand the meaning of the police station because there is no such word in this dimension. Don't be angry, he is not playing with you."
"Huh? Isn't this the England of the past?" The doctor didn't understand, he grabbed the wooden boards and flipped into the carriage: "The people here speak with a Nottingham accent, and the river not far away is also the Trent River. Ah, didn't we go back in time?"
Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and think about what yoga feels like.
"No, doctor, this is a fake and deformed Nottingham, England. It seems that the time background is the end of the 19th century." Seeing the doctor sitting firmly in the carriage, Coulson also sat down beside her, Jessica shook the reins , started again, she explained the background of the dimension.
"Hey, am I kidding?" Banner rubbed his face, and the honest man's face showed embarrassment: "I originally planned to find the police station first, and then issue a missing person notice to see if there are any Those who haven't seen the Guardians of the Galaxy Vol."
Dr. Banner, who is willing to abide by social rules and regulations, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com is very straightforward, but he has difficulty finding the police.
"Is it just relying on posting portraits on street lamps or in taverns? Even if there are police, the level of investigation in this era is not very good."
The female detective squinted her eyes with a cigarette in her mouth. She paused for a while, listening to the directions of the death knell in the earphones, and continued to express her point of view:
"Think about the Ripper in London, even if we don't know who the murderer is now, the British police will put all the clues in the fog, so that you can't figure it out at all
As an American, Jessica also has this problem, she likes to tell jokes that hurt the British, just as the English like to tell French jokes.
Coulson also nodded to this statement, and he turned to look at the doctor in the truck: "So, we'd better rely on ourselves, by the way, Jessica, how many allies do we have to join?"
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