Chapter 4627: completely forgotten
4628 - Completely forgotten
"Hey, old men, I suddenly tightened my **** just now, and a bad feeling came to my rectum. It seems that something is wrong."
Deadpool, who was eating steak in a nightclub in Gotham, shuddered, and dropped the ketchup bottle in his hand. He turned his head and looked at the empty box, and muttered:
"As a powerful mercenary, I don't know how many times I went through life and death. My intuition is very keen. Even Peter's spider sense is not as good as my chrysanthemum sense. Why do you say that? Because chrysanthemums can be used to shit, and If you can’t sense the spider, you’ll lose in terms of functionality, Quack!”
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It seemed that some non-existent audience said something, and Deadpool listened for a while with his head sideways, showing a shocked expression.
He took a peek at Batman not far away, and at this time Bat was talking and laughing with his arms around the double-faced man. The latter looked like he had seen a ghost, obviously not adapting to the changes of Batman today, reacting Very funny.
This is a nightclub under the hands of two-faced people. After all, Wade wants to eat, and there is no restaurant open in the middle of the night. The bat can only take him to an old friend's nightclub.
In Gotham, as long as you have money, you can get anything you want, let alone eating in nightclubs, even eating people is fine.
"What? You all said it has more uses? Hey, you know too much, don't you? You can't talk about those tricks here. After all, minors are especially easy to learn to be bad. If you let them know that the A hole can also be used It's not good to be a launcher for fireworks, especially the continuous recoil when the fireworks are launched, hey, have you ever made a ****? I want to try LAW next time in the new year Bazooka."
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"What? Superman was killed? Wait, old man, isn't it a joke?" Deadpool seemed to have seen some new barrage, his expression became serious, and his rotten face was swollen because the skin was too tight. Pus came out: "And the enemy's ability made his family forget his existence? Is it so evil?"
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After wiping his face, Wade nodded and said affirmatively: "Yes, I'll just ask Batman about this, maybe he will respond too."
After all, he looked eagerly at the bat not far away, and Zon's intuition was very keen. After feeling the scorching sight, he felt as if he was suffering from third-degree burns on his back, and immediately turned his head to confront Deadpool. eyes.
"Thanks, Harvey, it's okay if you don't know the news of 'Blank', thank you for the supper, can I pay you when I take off my uniform in the morning tomorrow? Don't look at me like that, I know you know my truth Identity, the unspoken rules of Gotham, everyone knows who Batman is, but they won't say it out, it's fun, let's keep it. You go to the business of the store first, I have something to do here. "
Batman slapped Two-Face's ass, laughed and joked with his old friend, but the latter gasped, quickly took out a coin and tossed it once, and whispered to himself.
"The one side is that I am dreaming, the other side is that I have not woken up!" The coin was bounced high by the thumb, and it spun back into the hands of the double-faced man. He looked down, nodded in relief, and walked away with a strange smile: "It turned out that I was sleepwalking, ha ha, ha ha ha."
Seeing that his old friend was so frightened that he was mentally disturbed, Batman shook his head helplessly, but he didn't explain anything, but returned to the box box, sat with Erlang's legs up next to Deadpool, and Deathstroke's cousin hooked his shoulders:
"It seems that my friends suspect that I have become a Laughing Bat. Alas, I am not like that at all. I am much better than that perverted lunatic. Forget it, don't care, what do you want me to do? Two steaks are not enough Do you want to eat it? Would you like to try his macaroni and seafood stew, the local seafood in Gotham is very hygienic, it tastes like the chemical smell of disinfectant, I strongly recommend it, haha."
Bruce would never eat Gotham seafood, but Zon thought the taste was interesting.
In one's life, one always has to try everything, even if it is diarrhea or a genetic mutation, it is also evidence of a person's survival.
This is very important for Zorn, whose life is very limited.
"Uh, I'll talk about eating chemical waste later, Batman, I have a very, very serious question for you." Deadpool didn't smile, and to show seriousness, he spat out the half-chewed meat in his mouth Yes, he's always losing teeth due to oral cancer, so chewing is always difficult: "You remember Superman?"
After speaking, he stared nervously at Batman's **** and chin, as if he could tell from there whether Batman was lying or joking.
This is Deadpool's special thinking logic, because he heard that people who lie will have longer noses, so when the nose pushes away the skin on the face, the groove in the middle of the buttocks and chin should be flattened, right?
"Who?" Batman blinked, touched Deadpool's thigh with an undiminished smile, and got the sticky and dirty blood from his pants. He didn't care and wiped it under the table: "I know Supergirl, Superboy, Superboy, Superboy Prime, Red Son, Superman, Ultimate Man, Bizarro, Cyborg, Thinking Superman, probably hundreds of people with the word 'Superman' in their codenames, but just Superman? Never heard about it."
"Hiss, even you have been tricked." Deadpool sucked in a sharp breath from his nostrils, and then swallowed a large mouthful of saliva or sticky phlegm, which could also be snot: "Even you have forgotten Superman, this is troublesome , is it as if he has never appeared before? This is equivalent to clearing his popularity~www.NovelMTL.com~ He is really dead, there will be no more chances to cheat corpses from the grave. Wait, not yet Definitely, let's try to associate, Batman, who are the seven leaders of the Justice League?"
"You mean the so-called Big Seven, right? Actually, I don't quite agree with this kind of evaluation from the outside world, because everyone in the Justice League should be equal." Zon seemed to realize something, he lowered his crossed legs, his expression He also became more serious: "But since you asked, I'll try to say, I, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Green Arrow, Aquaman, Cyborg, Martian Manhunter."
After finishing speaking, he raised his palm and motioned for Deadpool to evaluate whether he really missed someone.
However, Deadpool responded by raising a finger to signal Batman to wait a moment. With his other hand, he took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, put it to his ear after speed dialing, and immediately after the other party connected, it was like a cannonball. generally said:
"Hello, is it the big belly mercenary insurance company? I'm your client Wade Wilson. I want to inquire about my personal accident insurance if I disappear and none of you remember my existence. Is the insurance policy still in effect? Is there a project that can be insured even if I don’t exist? No, this is not a prank, hello? Hello?. Falk! Hang up my phone, and I’ll blow up your company when I turn around !"
