Chapter 625: Deadpool's story
"Let’s talk about it, you have a huge advantage, how did you play like this?"
Su Ming pushed aside the living rotten flesh, stuffed a cigarette into his mouth and asked helplessly. The little cousin would be in trouble at any time, which he had already prepared for.
The death knell mission accomplishment rate is 100%, while the Deadpool mission accomplishment rate is only 60 to 70%.
Wade is a very casual person, sometimes in the middle of the task, if he feels that he has done something wrong, he may even go back to kill the employer and steal the money.
As for the standard of right and wrong, of course it is based on his personal preference. If the target to be killed is particularly compatible with him, he will give up the task at any time.
This is also the reason why his ability is very strong, but his business is average. Who would find such a mercenary who would turn back at any time if someone really had a choice?
The business competition between mercenaries and killers is also fierce, especially in the information age he is in. The mission success rate is displayed on the international mercenary website. The following customer comments are all bad reviews, which greatly affected his business.
However, Wade often engages in promotional activities, such as 50% off commissions, killing the whole family, and taking artistic photos of the corpse.
He also issued discount coupons in newspapers and magazines, so that housewives who like to collect discount coupons can enjoy top mercenary services for free as long as they collect ten of them.
Unfortunately, the people these housewives want to kill are their husbands in most cases. The profitable value-added services such as ‘killing and setting fire’ and ‘killing the door’ prepared by Deadpool are not at all useful.
The act of discount coupons made Deadpool a miserable loss. To make a living when it was difficult, he had to take on tasks like finding cats and dogs, and weeding the courtyard.
At this time, Deadpool is using the power of gems to re-shift his facial features, which looks like dragging different icons on the computer desktop.
He held his mouth and dragged it from his forehead back to his chin, but the mouth seemed to have its own life, still competing with him, it wanted to sing.
Dead waiter furiously pulled his mouth off his face and threw it on the ground and stomped on his feet.
His face really doesn't have a mouth, just like a cartoon. If you remove his lips, he really doesn't have a mouth. It doesn't show a hole according to common sense.
He stretched out a finger, looked at the mouth on the ground seriously with the eyes on his chin, and performed a pantomime pointing at it, presumably to remind it to know who the boss is.
Then he picked up his mouth very nervously, patted the dust on it, and pressed it back to his face.
With a mouth to kill the chicken and the monkey, the other facial features were very obedient, and he smoothly returned them to their original positions.
"Slade, help me see if the distance between my eyes is right? Am I still the beautiful man from the past? And is my nose crooked?"
Su Ming looked at Wade's red and swollen lips like sausages. The rotting avocado with fiery red lips is really poisonous.
He turned his head and looked at Sekaiju and took a deep breath: "Very good, nothing went wrong. Put on your mask and talk about why things got to this point and where did Loki go? "
Mentioning this, Wade showed a sad expression. He slowly walked to the piano and stroked every key.
"That’s a long story. It’s about a million years ago when Rocky and I turned the battlefield into a timeline."
"Then you can make a long story short"
Su Ming interrupted him angrily. Now he has to figure out where Loki has gone and how he restrained the plot gems instead of listening to Wade talk about the origin of mankind.
Wade's prepared speech was held back. He opened his mouth, and the red sausage squirmed, shiny and shiny.
He sighed, what a thrilling and heart-moving experience this is, the cousin didn't want to listen? He pulled down his mask in disappointment and covered his face:
"Well, you are really going to lose popularity, maybe the audience friends want to know? Loki and I worked together on a planet tens of thousands of years ago, digging a hole in the ground"
"No, they don't want to know, that is a non-existent story, made up by you or him." Su Ming refused.
Wade touched his chin, thoughtfully: "So, I am stuck in a temporary script, and I got too deep into the play? But I always think that entering the play is the basic cultivation of an actor, although my handsome face can reach The standard of a youth idol, but I have always paid great attention to cultivating my acting skills. I have to study the script for 27 hours every day, and I have a fever of 50 degrees and I am still practicing dance
"huh"
"Why does your symbiotic body also slip?"
"Isn't the symbiote just slippery?"
"It makes sense, so I want the symbiote."
"In the future, you will have a bunch of different symbiosis of five colors, which will turn you into something like a five-color team body robot. Now answer my question."
A sharp black thorn was slowly withdrawn from Wade's chest and flowed back to Su Ming's chest.
Strangling just ate some black spiral spikes of Hela. It can't imitate this kind of energy creation, but imitating the shape is quite fun.
Wade touched his chest. There was a big hole in his uniform. He regretted that he changed the Rocky-style robe in the first place, but now his clothes are torn again.
He scratched his head: "Then I will simply say that in the long battle between me and Rocky, no matter what kind of attack I use, he will always have a way to deal with it. We have been undivided for a long time, so I thought of going back to the past to deal with the younger him, and then he followed, we are still in a stalemate, it is really a long time"
Su Ming rubbed his face: "So you played out your feelings and found that you couldn't help each other, so you felt sorry for each other and couldn't help becoming good friends?"
Wade sat down decadently, lying on the piano as if sobbing, and the piano made an accent.
"Yes, he betrayed me when I took off my pants and wanted him to leave a cute mark on my ass."
"Seriously, friendship magic doesn't seem to work well in our world. Secondly, if you want a cute sign, you should turn yourself into a horse before trying."
Wade suddenly got up from the piano, and the eyes on the mask showed a moist dark color: "No need, after experiencing this, I have grown up again, and I understand some truth."
"Oh? Do you understand that Rocky is not credible?"
"No, I understand that I have to give before I want to claim it. I want to take off Rocky's pants and leave something in his chrysanthemum, so that we are good friends, that's right."
Wade tapped his palm, he had a plan, a terrible plan of revenge, as dark as the DC universe.
"pg, pg-13, r, r-18, nc-"
Su Ming suddenly began to carry the ratings of the movie classification system, Wade suddenly languished, and his plan could no longer be used.
"Damn Loki, is this in his calculations?"
"I can probably guess what you think. Sometimes I want to put C4 in Rocky's chrysanthemum to detonate him, and watch him fly into the sky, but shouldn't your arms be in the taxi again? I won't mention these first. , Tell me where did he go?” Su Ming casually played a few notes on the piano. In fact, he played the piano well.
"I didn't see it. My eyes were on my chin before, remember? I can only see the keys and my big dick, not even the music score."
Deadpool stretched his hands helplessly, no way, it was so big and so attention-grabbing.
Su Ming thought for a while, walked over and put the piano in the bag first. The green piano is quite rare, so you can't miss it. Then he motioned for a few people to follow him out of the shade of the World Tree and looked up to the sky.
"Heimdall! Take us back!"
The Rainbow Bridge fell down almost without any delay, sending everyone directly back to Asgard.
In the observatory at the end of the Rainbow Bridge, not only the fairy palace lion Heimdall is here, but even Odin is there. He stared blankly at the people who appeared, holding the long Gangneil in his hands, not knowing what he was thinking.
"You have met my daughter."
This Odin is not the one who slept before. From the perspective of his aura, it is simply a huge difference.
If you talk about the one I saw in Odin’s Sleep, it feels like a tiger or other beast. There is no better adjective for the one in front of me except to make people feel like they are facing a god.
But Su Ming is not nervous ~www.NovelMTL.com~God, he has seen a lot, not to mention that he sees through Odin and Gu Yi are complicit.
"Yes, Hela is very enthusiastic, but Rocky ran away, which is strange."
"Oh?" Odin nodded first, then smiled: "Why is it strange?"
"His various behaviors have always lured me to find him, and even left a lot of subtle clues, guiding my investigation direction like a prank, so when I was about to meet him, he hid Isn’t it weird that it’s on? Or that he has the shy mind of a girl, and it’s about to come. I’m sorry to see me?"
Su Ming said solemnly, but whether it was Xili or Heimdall, there were weird expressions on their faces.
What does 娇羞 mean?
It was Deadpool who looked left and touched right, and tried to bite the wall with his teeth to see if it was pure gold, but only licked the dust.
Hearing Su Ming's words, he nodded in approval. Yes, Loki was just a bit tired. Uncle Deadpool could not only see through his essence, but also describe him in Japanese terms. Isn't it awesome?
He immediately talked about **** to the non-existent audience. Generally speaking, he showed his insight and language ability.
In fact, he only speaks English, but he can use English to communicate with intelligent creatures of the entire universe. Anyway, the other party can understand what he means, and readers will not feel anything wrong when he sees him communicate with various aliens in English.
Because the plot is very continuous, everything is logical.
He can even communicate with cockroaches or bed bugs, or even trash cans. Of course, it is not clear whether it is an unknown special ability or a manifestation of his condition.
