Chapter 702: When there is something wrong, the disciple will take over; when there is nothing wrong

"Just in case!"

The big white goose straightened his expression and found an opportunity to explain: "Host, the countless billions of earth-shattering treasures in your warehouse, I forgot what they are, but they are too powerful and are not suitable for this world at all."

Seeing that Li Congxin seemed indifferent, he said earnestly: "Besides, look at your broken body now. If you don't take some elixirs to replenish it, I'm not saying that you will never marry a healthy wife in this life."

Continuously persuaded: "Host, eating these can make you feel much better and your body stronger. Don't you really have any Don't you care about your handsome face?"

"Do you remember? Ten thousand years ago, you seemed very handsome!"

"Face, wife, face?"

Li Congxin's expression was a little dull, as if he was reminiscing endlessly, but he couldn't get up. Then, his turbid old eyes rolled up: "What kind of wife do I want? I've been raped for ten thousand years, and my toy has been reimbursed long ago."

"You're crazy, what's the point of having a face?"

Big white goose: "..."

The goose bent its head and groveled: "Host, please don't be angry, okay?"

"Come on, give me a taste of what it tastes like."

Li Congxin looked reluctant.

"Quack quack."

The big white goose immediately stretched out its big wings happily and jumped around happily on the spot.

"Qi Condensation Pill, can make you perfect Qi Refining directly."

"Tempering Pill, can make you succeed in building your foundation directly."

"Returning to Origin Pill, can make you possess the Golden Pill directly."

Happily, he placed the three elixirs in front of Li Congxin: "You must take them one by one in order, and you can't take them in reverse. I know you are a little confused. This one is the Qi Condensation Pill, and this one is..."

"What a bullshit."

Li Congxin kicked the big white goose away with a big kick.

One minute later.

"Ah!"

Li Congxin said from the bottom of his heart: "It smells so good!"

Suddenly, he felt better, his body became stronger, and even his breathing became stronger.

Li Congxin stood up from the bed. At this moment, the weak old man who seemed to be about to fall apart has become a thin old man, with white hair and beard fluttering in the wind, and a fairy-like appearance, just like an old immortal.

Now, Li Congxin looks like a practitioner in the Golden Pill stage.

Of course, this Golden Pill stage is just an appearance.

Another minute later.

"You're trying to fool me again."

Li Congxin, who didn't appreciate it, grabbed the white goose's neck and lifted it up in the air: "Didn't you say you wanted to restore my handsome face? Why am I still an old man?"

"Host, calm down!"

The white goose felt that it couldn't make any sound, so the voice rang directly in Li Congxin's mind: "If you want to restore your youthful appearance, you have to wait until you succeed in transcending the tribulation."

"Transcend the tribulation?"

Li Congxin counted on his fingers, Qi Refining, Foundation Building, Golden Pill, Yuanying, Transformation, Combination, Mahayana, Transcend the Tribulation...

"You're kidding me."

He punched the white goose's left eye: "That Bai Mengyan outside can become a peak master who stands shoulder to shoulder with many old demons. I don't believe she is a virgin girl in her twenties."

"Host, let me explain."

The white goose The goose stared with the remaining half of its round eye, releasing the light of wisdom: "Although Bai Mengyan is a thousand years old, she looks only in her twenties. That's because she started practicing cultivation early enough. When she was in her twenties, she was able to maintain her youthful appearance, so she has never aged since then."

"But you don't know what happened. I found that you are immortal, but I don't know how you got old. This is an undeniable fact now."

"However, after successfully overcoming the tribulation, you will become a true immortal, completely reborn and transcending nature. At that time, let alone twenty years old, as long as you want, you can become a milk-stealing monster baby."

"Your explanation is not too flawed."

Li Congxin threw the big white goose to the ground, and then looked at the bed full of "garbage" again.

He picked up the rusty iron sword and looked at it: "You plan to let me use this?"

"Of course."

As if nothing had happened just now, the big white goose folded its wings and raised its neck arrogantly: "Those who try every means to get magic weapons are because they have not reached the strongest state, so they want to use external forces to improve themselves, and the real strong people never stick to what weapons are."

"It's like a man named Zhang Sanfeng in the low-level martial arts world. Do you think he would bother to grab the Sword of Heaven and the Dragon Slaying Sword? He doesn't bother at all! Because he only needs to take a chicken feather pole in his hand, and no one can beat him."

"Because this system sets you as a sword fairy, this broken sword is just a form. You can still kill gods and slay immortals with this broken sword, and you can cut the sky with one sword."

"Sword Fairy!"

Li Congxin finally got a little interested, and picked up the ancient secret book "The Ultimate Secret of Sword Dao" and patted it on his thigh. There was no dust, only a light glow.

Then he fell back on the bed.

"With your stupid system, I can beat those who can be beaten even if they lie down, and I can't beat those who can't be beaten. If I meet someone who can beat me, I will slap him to death. What's the use of your ultimate swordsmanship?"

"Brother, do you plan to keep rushing like this?"

The big white goose was about to cry: "You are a peerless master, this doesn't fit the image of a peerless master. In the future, when you fight with gods, you will kick the crotch, pull the nose, break the gums, and slap the face. You are very shameless!"

"That makes sense."

Li Congxin closed his eyes slightly, boom——

Suddenly, a stream of the profound truth of the sword turned into a vast and endless ancient river, constantly and madly pouring into his brain.

The ancient secret book on the bed quickly turned to gray.

When Li Congxin opened his eyes again, he felt that his entire personality had changed. In his eyes, there was an abyss that was bottomless.

"You have already comprehended the ultimate profound truth of the sword, and the broken iron sword can cut the sky. What are these garbage spiritual swords and garbage secret books for?"

Li Congxin pointed at the three seventh-grade spiritual swords, "Liushui", "Yizhong" and "Qingming" on the bed, as well as the three mysterious secret books, "Jiutian Shenxing Jue", "Xiao Hun Dun Jue" and "Taiyi Lei Xin Jue".

"Uh uh uh."

The big white goose bent its neck backwards and raised it, making a few premeditated strange laughs.

"Uh your mother's head."

Li Congxin slapped it with an iron sword: "Do you still want to sing a song to the sky?"

The big white goose's smug expression was gone.

[Ding!]

[Prompt, mission triggered.]

[Mission, accept a disciple.]

[Accept Tao Yaoyao, Jianxue, and Luohong as disciples. After completing the mission, you will receive a generous reward that will make you dance with joy. 】

"I'll make you dance now."

Li Congxin hit the big white goose with another broken iron sword: "I gave you face, but it's endless, right?"

The big white goose panicked: "Brother, listen to my explanation first."

"Fart all at once."

The big white goose shamelessly put its head next to Li Congxin's feet, with a sly look on its face: "Think about it, for you who are invincible, how can you not have a few little female apprentices to serve you? When there is something, the apprentices come to serve you, and when there is nothing, the apprentices come to serve you. In this way, you will live a comfortable life in the future, and at the same time you will have face."

"Hehehe, anyway, it's right to listen to me. In the future, we will live a good life. The two of us will be a pair of bastards and we will definitely blow up the world."

"Fuck you."

Li Congxin picked up the goose's neck and threw it directly out of the door, and then slammed the door.

Can you beat Li Ritian, who forced himself on me?

And blow up the world.

Blow up your own balls first!

"Disciple, whoever wants to be my disciple can take him."

Li Congxin lay down on the bed: "Stupid thing, nothing good, humph, even if I get beaten up and call for daddy, I won't take this disciple."

Yawned and continued to play bad.

Dark night.

Suddenly it became weird.

Li Congxin, who had already suffered from schizophrenia, got up from the bed as if sleepwalking, stretched and walked out of the room.

He came back soon and slept in the bed.