Chapter 1259: The Sword in the Mother's Hand

As soon as Rao Qifang entered the house, she complained that it was bad luck. She said that a fleet of fecal suction trucks had an accident on the way back and the whole street was blocked. It took a long time to deal with the noise.

"Goose goose" Li Laixi couldn't stop laughing, "Instructor Rao has such great magical powers, you can also be stuck in traffic jams, right?"

Rao Qifang glared at her: "It's a whole fleet of giant fecal suction trucks. Each one can hold half a city block. Well. I'm taking a video. Damn girl, help me count how many cars and people there are. Let's eat. You told me before that if you make a mistake in counting, I will skin you alive!"

Li Leisi: "???"

Rao Qifang smiled and threw out a witchcraft bag: "Er, guess what goodies mom brought you?"

Li Cang looked at the witchcraft bag curiously. Lao Wang quickly picked up the knot and untied it, holding back half of Rao Qifang's "goodbye".

The gadgets inside obviously far exceeded the upper limit of the witchcraft bag in some aspects. As soon as the knot was untied, the witchcraft bag burst open, and a huge thing expanded instantly in the shining electric sparks, covering everything in the room. All the stuff was pushed away.

Looking from the outside, the entire villa was shaken violently, and a huge amount of red hair poured out from every open door and window on the first floor.

All the sentry guards looked at each other: "Protect the instructor!!"

"The enemy is attacking, there is danger!"

"Who can think so hard about holding grass? Instructor Cang, Master Wang, Li Laisi, and the whole family are all stored in the house!"

"Then can we still go up?"

"A brain is a good thing, and I sincerely hope you have it too! Brothers, if you come to me, you'll get pie in the sky~"

"Gan, your mother, you are so shady, I'm sorry, you should just wait for me!"

When a group of people rushed to the door of the villa as if celebrating the New Year, they happened to catch up with an extremely large and fluffy red tail that curled up and easily smashed the door of the villa, flying away a skull sculpture that Li Cang was most proud of in front of the door.

A huge fat ass blocked the door in a very indecent manner, with the idiot Lao Wang pressed underneath. Master Wang waved his hand under his butt: "It's just a little accident. Damn, this thing really stinks."

"Yes, it can be seen that she does not look like someone who only cares about hygiene." Xu Hongfeng took two steps back in panic: "Mother's love is like a mountain."

Emmmm, the thing that filled the entire first floor of the villa was a huge alienated puffy squirrel.

"What do you think? You've never seen such a big alienated red squirrel. Isn't this all you want? I'll use it to drink for you tonight!"

"Uh thanks mom?"

"Li Cang, how dare you!"

Bang~

The huge squirrel's butt was slapped twice and stopped completely.

It didn't really matter at first, but the problem was that as the rat was about to die, the chrysanthemums bloomed on their own, and the rich smell of nutty canned herring poured down from the pocket above Lao Wang!

This is actually a natural physiological phenomenon that is not very common but cannot be said to be rare. However, with Lao Wang's diode luck, it is quite logical to turn magic into decay.

That night, eleven o'clock.

Li Cang handed a roasted squirrel rib as thick as a door panel to Li Laixi's hand: "How does it taste?"

Li Laixi turned her grief and anger into appetite, gnawing fiercely with red eyes: "It's salty, give me the pepper!"

For Xu Hongfeng and others, this was a rare working day with late-night snacks. After all, it would be difficult for hundreds of people to get rid of such a big squirrel over a barbecue.

This is the second time Jin Yujing has eaten this kind of thing: "Don't tell me, it's not bad. The meat is tender and juicy, and what's more rare is that it has a strong nutty flavor."

"Ugh." Old Wang shivered and rarely lost his appetite: "Can you not mention the foul and forbidden word "nutty"?

Li Cang asked while tearing the bones apart and dividing the meat: "Don't have an appetite? Then I will open a box of canned herrings for you and you can eat it next to it?"

Lao Wang: ((　∠)_

There is no doubt that this kind of end-of-life care seems too cruel even for a shitty person.

Lao Wang cursed bitterly at the beasts who had lovers and eventually became brothers and sisters, so he took a cup of combustible oolong tea and ran to the side to sober up. With his temperament, this kind of nonsense is just a casual thing, and it will only bother him for a few sleeps. I will definitely forget all about time tomorrow.

"Does anyone want to eat the liver?" Li Cang shouted: "There is also a big white waist, who wants to hurry up, while it's hot!"

"Ahem, what is that? Your sister-in-law likes to eat it. Let me taste it for your sister-in-law first!" Xu Hongfeng took the lead and used his tallness to squeeze out the extremely excited younger brother and hugged the basin with the white waist. He said in a loud voice: "Hey, Teacher Cang, where is the whip? I have no other intention. There is something special about eating this thing, so why don't you eat it in a complete set?"

Li Cang lowered his head and looked at the grill and then at the huge hanging stove and stew vat next to him: "Maybe it's with the tail. Why don't you ask Aunt Kong?"

Xu Hongfeng actually ran to ask, but was disappointed. Kong Jingqiao just glanced at him: "No more!"

Then he sent Xu Hongfeng away with two pieces of his tail.

After Xu Hongfeng left, Kong Jingqiao brought a steel tray to Lao Wang with a smile. On it were golden pillars sprinkled with salt and pepper herbs and cut into sections: "Zhong, eat slowly, don't let it go." Those brats will rob me if they see it!”

Lao Wang didn't know why, but he had a bright and sunny expression on his face, the kind of fat kid who shows off his abilities that elders like most: "Okay, thank you, Mom!"

"You kid."

Kong Jingqiao walked away humming a song with a smile on her face. Lao Wang picked up a piece and put it in his mouth. He chewed it twice, and his face was twisted like a screw.

"What's wrong?" Tai Xiaoyi, who had just washed her hands, came over. "Is it unpalatable? You look like you're going to complain. My mother made it herself. It looks like it was braised before being grilled. It shouldn't be unpalatable, right?"

"No." Lao Wang sighed, "You'll know if you try it."

Tai Xiaoyi ate a little carefully, and her cheeks were immediately flushed: "Why is it this kind of thing again? My mother is really a fool."

"Well, it's only because Teacher Cang grilled the kidneys and eggs, otherwise they would have been put here together!" Lao Wang began to grit his teeth as he spoke: "It's all the fault of that big beast Li Cang! My image in front of our mother is fucking determined! What a dog he is! Damn it!"

Tai Xiaoyi chuckled: "You originally Love to eat these messy things! "

"Well, I love to eat, but I can't... Damn it!"

Tai Xiaoyi quietly nestled in Lao Wang's arms, and asked in a soft voice with a little caution: "Teacher Cang and Lei Lei are affected by skills. How come we have been... for two years? Otherwise, let's go check it out?"

Lao Wang reacted for a while before knowing what Tai Xiaoyi meant, and said viciously: "You little bitch, you are so stubborn that you can't stand it for three days. Now I will let you know what it means to take a large amount of medicine to cure the disease!"

"Oh, don't make trouble, there are so many people here!"

"Come on, follow me into the house!"

Master Wang has been gathering his strength for a while. It is simply not in his nature to take this opportunity to show his output and maximize the benefits.

Faced with the invitation of the big beast to exchange chess skills, Tai Xiaoyi just shyly resisted symbolically and let him go. What can she do? She is just a big sister-like little woman who is not good at taking the initiative and not good at refusing.