Chapter 1362: Stabbing in the back

Marriage is a huge and arduous project, a project that you are busy with and don't know what you are busy with. Not only Party A has no clue, but Party B is even more confused.

Old Wang Li Cang and Miss Li Laixi Qin Zhenzhen and others divided into two groups and rushed to Wu Yisong and Jiaojiao Song Qiang. This house located on the base island of the National Protector Array was a kind gift from Li Cang , a private courtyard in an absolute sense. The good news is that this is the wedding venue and wedding room. Jiaojiao has led countless sisters, sisters and sponsors to decorate the place. The bad news is that Jiaojiao has returned to avoid suspicion. After the mother's family is waiting for the wedding, there are still a lot of things that need to be sorted out by a group of big-eyed, foot-picking men.

Wu Yisong looked as pale as anemia and had dark circles under his eyes, but his body was red and purple. His tense mental state gave people the impression that he was not walking but walking a tightrope. Both Li Cang and Wang When Wu Yisong arrived, he didn't even bother to say hello and introduce each other. He was sweating profusely and muttered nervously: "It's good if you come, it's good if you come. The invitations and wedding candies have been sent out. Outside, The newly planted flowers and lawns need to be watered once and three times a day, as do the flowers and plants in the flower stand corridor. The wedding room is not decorated at all, and there are no happy words posted, including balloons, washbasins, coins, axes, and green onions. Yes, there are more. What's going on?"

"Fuck! Look at how promising you are! Why don't you just marry a few wives and be fooled!" Lao Wang looked at the wedding room carelessly, "Here comes someone who has been married, tell me what we should do? "

A large group of gentlemen breathed a sigh of relief. It wasn't that they couldn't help, but that Wu Yisong was beaten by everyone with a hammer to the left and a mallet to the right. Who would dare to move without the groom's permission? What if? If something goes wrong, who can take the responsibility? Everyone in the base will be willing to follow suit.

"Actually, there isn't much to do. Jiaojiao has already prepared almost everything. Except for the ceremony, which will be held according to the old rural rules of Yanchuan, our main task is to decorate the wedding room and prepare the things needed for the wedding and bridal chamber. Bai The pigeons have been shipped back, and there will be a release ceremony. Along with the balloons, some balloons will be left in the wedding room in addition to the outdoor release. Then there will be banners with happy words, lanterns and colored paper. In short, it will be the same as a normal wedding."

"The washbasin that Lao Wu mentioned is used by the bride to wash her hands and get the money when she is enthroned. The ax is used to press the bed and should be handed over to her parents' family in advance. However, since there is no sister-in-law on the bride's side, she probably just wrapped it in a red envelope and brought it with her. The green onions are placed horizontally on the basin together with the coins thrown across the bridge through the water."

"Bala bala."

Lao Wang was dizzy: "If no one here has ever been married, I wouldn't even understand what Lao Wu was talking about just now. Damn it, what are you waiting for? Get started!"

After sorting out one, two, and three, dozens of people with a backbone swarmed forward, hanging banners, pasting happy words on them, pulling ribbons, and the wedding room suddenly changed.

Wu Yisong wandered around the house in confusion for a long time, and suddenly found that he, who had been restless with the lawsuit just now, had no job, as if he had become an outsider, everything was in order, and he could only smile bitterly: "I seem to have been there all the time. Adding to the chaos?”

This guy now looks like the Mrs. Xianglin from the "blessing" period.

"Brothers over there, ask someone to go to the flower garden to separate some flowers and put them in front of the window first. Remember to choose those that are festive and suitable for displaying indoors, and arrange for someone to spray some water on them before moving them into the house." Lao Wang raised a trumpet with a golden sword, turned around and pointed the horn at Wu Yisong's face: "You know it yourself? Hey, those brothers over there, the word "big happy" is crooked, and all the stairs have stickers with the word "small happy" , lay out the red carpet first and then put it up! These raffia are not good, what the hell is this? Who are you kidding with the plastic paper here? Get rid of it, take out the sponsors and shoot them for five minutes, replace them all with red silk and red gauze, put this crystal Use that fiber optic cable to make the lights look like a waterfall. Speed ​​up and move!"

Poor Wu Yisong was almost deafened by the loud volume, and backed away repeatedly: "Balloons, and balloons!"

"I'm reminding you? It's nothing!"

Lao Wang asked someone to move the air pump for the balloon into the back room. Li Cang waved his hand and summoned several companies of henchmen: "No, that thing is too noisy. Let them blow it. It is faster than the machine. Just drink a bottle of helium."

Everyone in the room was stunned. This money was not given in vain. Sansheng was lucky enough to meet a living capitalist.

In less than four hours, a group of people had already set up a stove in the backyard of the house, making skewers and drinking beer.

Most of the people who came today are fellow Yanchuan people. They are naturally close to each other in the base. They shouted to each other a few words about people from Yanchuan and about Yanchuan. Even if they couldn't talk to each other, the atmosphere quickly became lively.

"I thought there was so much work!" Lao Wang held a wine bottle, "When there was a signal, I took a look and saw that this guy sent me over 90 messages. It looked like someone was pointing a gun at me. It’s like you’re trying to force him to do something!”

Everyone laughed and echoed.

Lao Wang asked again: "What programs have you arranged for the day after tomorrow?"

"ah?"

"You bastard, I asked the young lady just now that the Women's Army who play music, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, wine and tea are waiting for us to give us some colors to see during the ceremony. Doesn't your groom prepare a few? There is still time for the wedding reception. Don’t think about it, just think about how to pick up the bride. There are so many girls with so many twists and turns, how do you still want to pick up the bride without any blood? "

Wu Yisong said weakly: "I, I, I, I wrapped six thousand big red envelopes, does that count?"

"Red envelopes are of no use!" Lao Wang sneered, "Have you never been kissed or attended a wedding or what?"

When Wu Yisong thought about it, he broke into a cold sweat. He clenched his teeth and put on a very thorough display: "You are all counting on me. Why did I ask you to come here? I will marry you as your wife, and I will do the dirty and tiring work. Friends are just for selling." When the time comes, let me top up all the tanks!”

When Wu Yisong's scalp was numb, there was another person next to him who was more numb than him. Teacher Cang said very bravely and decisively: "I won't go!"

"What?"

"I'm not going to pick you up!"

"Ha~"

Lao Wang and Wu Yisong laughed at the same time, not even bothering to exchange glances.

Are you aware of the seriousness of the problem now?

It's too late!

Lao Wang looked gloating and full of anticipation: "What does it mean to go out of your way to save your friends?"

"Speed, give me the knife!"

Last time in the haunted house, Li Cang's buttocks were pinched and swollen by these little girls. The psychological shadow is still there. This time, it's okay to send it to the door. Who knows how tragic the scene will be by then. Li Cang went crazy. Asking for trouble!

A group of people burst into laughter——

"Haha, Teacher Cang is trying to stab himself twice?"

"I have to say that the marriage customs for both men and women in my hometown are not very good. Getting married is no less than peeling off a layer of skin."

"What are you trying to figure out?"

“Yanchuan is very good, lively, festive and friendly, but it’s a pity”

"It's a pity that Teacher Cang is afraid!"

"Who wouldn't be scared? There are dozens of bridesmaids alone. What kind of bridesmaids are they? She is my own mother-in-law. She might be thinking of some dirty trick to torment us. How about we play it safe and just steal the bride? "

"Ha, I advise you to reorganize your language, otherwise Teacher Cang's wife will definitely let you know what it means to be calm and rational."

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"So, we can only let others slaughter us, right?"

"That's not entirely true." Lao Wang fiddled with his phone, "I can try to bribe my little lady to let her inform us and become a spy."

"Is it reliable?"

Lao Wang looked at the prompt on the screen that the other party refused to accept your message, and was stunned for a long time: "Of course my little lady is reliable! Well, I might just be wrong."

night.

Lao Wang was having a drunken fight with those guys. Li Cang didn't drink and didn't bother to join in the drinking, so he took advantage of the chaos and ran away.

"Those stinky men are so annoying. Even though they have some strength, they really don't regard businessmen like me as human beings. They look at me like she's looking at a vase, and they don't even urinate to wash off the oil on their faces. , Is there any man who would look for something like them?"

"Please, sister Fangfang, please help you beat the shit out of them in a minute!"

"Come on, we are still partners in name. I have been in the mall for decades, but I can still let them take advantage? The base is waiting for a critical window period. We are not allowed to do anything bad. Even the dragons who cross the river don't like to follow the rules. It is well known that things in shopping malls must be solved by means of shopping malls in order to establish authority and rules. It is disgusting to use the matters between men and women. After all, they will not be on the stage. If I have to rely on my base to rely on you even for this matter, With Li Cang, ha~"

"You are the only one who has said all the good things, but you are quite a nice person." Rao Qifang curled her lips, "Huh? What a big boy? Didn't you say you won't come back to Xiao Wu's place today?"

The three old babies were actually changing glasses in the kitchen, one was smoking and the other was shaking her legs. My mother's face turned red from drinking. Jin Yujing only wore a small white suspender belt, and only Kong Jing was wearing one. Qiao's clear eyes looked as if nothing had happened.

"Uh." Li Cang was a little confused when he saw this scene. He felt like he had broken some big incident that shouldn't have been broken. His scalp was numb and he said: "There's nothing wrong over there, so I just started drinking. .I’m leaving. No need to disturb.”

Jin Yujing quickly found a coat and put it on: "Don't leave! Fangfang, catch him quickly! Mother, you don't want your reputation to be ruined in one day, right?"

Rao Qifang recalled the image of herself holding a bottle of wine in her left hand and a cigarette in her right hand on the chair next to her. She was still hesitating, but Kong Jingqiao directly picked up the pan with a very decisive look in her eyes.

The group of elderly girlfriends is not the type where they smoke and drink in private. Today, it was purely because of Jin Yujing's flirtation that things got messed up when they got drunk.

Bang, the door is shut tightly.

Li Cang, who was pushed down on the table with one hand, tightened his face: "I didn't see anything, Mom, just pretend I never came back, okay?"

"Not good!!"*2

Rao Qifang pushed a cocktail in front of Li Cang: "Okay, why not? You drink this first, my dear. Mom will convince them for you. Don't worry, it's not bad to drink with sugar and juice." !”

It's purely physical amnesia, right? Otherwise, you could just knock me out.

Jin Yujing's eyes lit up: "Wonderful, Fangfang, it has to be you. This is a good idea. Killing people is invisible, and there is no need to destroy the body and eliminate traces!"

Kong Jingqiao didn't know what to say, so she nodded in agreement: "Ah, yes, yes!"

"If I had known, it would be better to keep Wu Yisong." Li Cang accepted his fate with a dumbfounded look, picked up the wine glass and said, "I'll drink, okay, then I'm leaving?"

Jin Yujing took control of the cup, pinched Li Cang's face and looked left and right, with a like-minded look on her face: "Very good, you are now a revolutionary comrade. Get yourself off the table and have some more drinks with your aunt." Cup~"

"???"

Seeing Li Cang's doubtful expression about life, the three older plastic girlfriends who had not wandered around suddenly laughed like weasels who had stolen a chicken.

Rao Qifang said: "It's so fast. It's been three years soon. Damn it, when are you planning to hold the wedding? I can't wait to think about the good days when the battle between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is in full swing~"

"Huh? Didn't I tell you last time that if we collect a betrothal gift, even the richest man in our family has to be more expensive than others, no matter how old or young he is?"

Li Cang waved under the table, and a homologous channel with a size of only 20 centimeters appeared quietly. A bottle of kvass in a beer bottle was pushed out from it, and he also changed the cup in Li Cang's hand. Rao Qifang pretended not to notice this little act of unfilial son, and instead said that she would start talking about the betrothal gift.

Jin Yujing shook her cup drunkenly: "You guys are really interesting people, but you are so ceremonial, Fangfang, let me ask you, are you paying a betrothal gift or a dowry?"

Rao Qifang did not hesitate: "Of course it's a betrothal gift! I've been squandering money for her for twenty years and still want to save a dowry for her? You've done all the good things and let that ugly thing take all of them!"

"Pfft~" Kong Jingqiao almost choked, "If according to your thinking, the bride price is for the woman and the dowry is for the man, then you should pay the dowry, right?"

"Eh? Old woman, what you said is not unreasonable, but" Rao Qifang squinted her eyes and thought about it seriously, then said rigorously: "I will accept the betrothal gift, I will take the dowry, let's live together!"

Jin Yujing + Kong Jingqiao: "."

It’s really difficult for you to think about it for so long when you turn your left hand into your right hand!

"There's a lot of food and no one is trying to compete with you. Don't just eat too much. Drink some wine too." Kong Jingqiao gave Li Cang a few chopsticks to eat: "What did you encounter after being out for so long this time? Is it dangerous?"

"A jump storm contained a strange settlement that took a hundred years to climb the technological tree and improved the population breeding efficiency, but it has already exploded." Li Cang said absently: "I will give you the video information later. "It still feels like a disaster movie. Mom, you can use this thing as a teaching material for pandas. As for the base, you can figure it out."

"Bad mood?"

"We've lost it! We've almost lost the gift for marrying Daleizi! Aunt Jin, are you short of money? Do you want a loan? You name the number within 500 million! The money will be paid in seconds!"

Jin Yujing was simply stunned. If her memory was correct, not long ago this little brat wanted to get some money out of her pocket, although he later gave up because he thought she gave too little.

"What kind of compensation is this? Princess Cangcang, please teach me. My aunt also wants to beg for compensation for nothing!"

"Dad, the sponsor! Do you still lack maternal love? No? Then do you want a little wife?"

"Speak! If you have the ability to show off your wealth, you have the ability to speak!"

Rao Qifang suppressed Jin Yujing with a slap: "Fuck you! Be serious! You act like a human being!"

Jin Yujing was dissatisfied: "Five hundred million! Why should I be serious? Why should I be reserved? Can I just stop being a human being? Princess Cangcang, listen to me and ignore her. People like her have been poor for generations. This guy knows what business is, let’s chat in private later, chat in private~”

Rao Qifang rolled her eyes and was too lazy to pay attention to her plastic best friend who was so excited about money: "Lack of materials?"

"It's not that bad," Li Cang said melancholy, "It's just that all the money I've saved in the past two years has been cashed out at once. I feel a little distressed."

So the plastic girlfriends blinked together, blinking and blinking. Even though their eyes were dry, they still couldn't understand how the code in this string of logic ran.

Rao Qifang suddenly remembered something: "By the way, Xiao Xu from the Academy of Sciences has been looking for you a few days ago. He came many times. He looked very anxious and seemed to have something good going on. Please come over when you have time. ?”

"彳庍口巴."

Li Cang from XCMG in the north of the city has a lawsuit on his forehead. Really, even Maltose is not as clingy as him!