Chapter 1366: Punishment

A group of people were still making a fuss, and someone who was just looking for fun suddenly shouted in a shrill voice: "Look at Teacher Cang's clothes!"

It didn't matter that the bridesmaids were all shocked, and the groomsmen were so angry that they wanted to take his place. They saw that pink slap marks, finger marks and various messy traces of being ravaged began to appear on Li Cang's snow-white new shirt and pants.

As the person involved, Li Cang was actually at a loss.

Old Wang was laughing so hard, his tone was full of rare wisdom: "The praying-level color developer changes color when it comes into contact with the human body. Look, your fingerprints are now on it. If you don't want to reduce the difficulty of the game, I don't mind handing over your traces of happiness to Lei, hahaha~"

Li Leisi blinked: "What?"

The bridesmaids quarreled for a while, and then they were arrogant again: "If you have the guts, go check your fingerprints! Do you understand that the law does not punish the masses? The abacus beads are broken in our faces You are still cheating and threatening us. Dream on, guys. I tell you, we don't buy it. Sisters, beat them up!"

A group of groomsmen were beaten so hard that they ran away. They didn't know how many beatings they received. Anyway, after the mess, Teacher Cang's clothes and pants were directly patinated. The traces of the developer were so layered that they were shoulder to shoulder. Li Cang now had sufficient reason to suspect that Lao Wang did it on purpose. There were dozens or even hundreds of women soldiers, and you actually tried to threaten them in person? This is not wisdom at all. This is a punishment for me!

The girls rubbed their hands with a sense of aftertaste, looking at Li Cang's clothes and pants that were almost completely pink, with a gangster-like hippie smile on their faces.

"Next level! Correct facial features! Comrade Wu Yisong! Please step out! Now is the time to test you and your love!" The bridesmaids all put on various masks and dragged out a huge magnetic board two meters high and four meters wide, which was covered with independent eyebrows, eyes, ears, mouth, nose and face in a very Cthulhu style. Pei Qian weighed the palm-wide tape in her hand and said: "You can choose three friends and correctly spell at least five people out of the fifty people's facial features. Among them, Jiaojiao and Qiangqiang must be included. The time limit is 20 minutes. Every time you spell it wrong, do you see the tape in my hand? Do you know how to use it?" The groom subconsciously clamped his legs together. Yes, this has nothing to do with whether he is a hairy person or not. He really can't afford to lose that person! After thinking for a while, Old Wu stood in front of the magnetic board cautiously. His posture was similar to that when he was called to the podium by the teacher to do questions in elementary school. He thought he was cautious enough, but he still underestimated the difficulty of this thing. The world is full of unique eyebrows, eyes, ears, mouths, noses and faces. He looked at this and that and it seemed to be right. The eyes that he thought were the most familiar were the most confusing at this moment. The iris color of the flower-growing family was not very clear. Besides, there were a hundred eyes that were completely messed up.

"Yo yo yo, the groom is not familiar with what the bride looks like?"

"You can't recognize any of them?"

"It's really too conservative to prepare only one roll of tape~"

I don't know which wicked person played "The Most Familiar Stranger" as BGM for the numb Old Wu at this time. I don't know if it will be replaced by "A Cut Plum" later.

"The outline of this face belongs to my young lady. Let me do it!" Lao Wang pointed casually. The young lady's shyness under the mask did not last for a second before the guy shouted loudly: "Well, this mouth must belong to my young lady. I know it very well!"

Bridesmaids: "Oh~"

Wu Yisong was still dazzled by a hundred eyes when Lao Wang shouted again: "Are you stupid? Pick the simple ones first. Teacher Cang, don't hide. I can see Da Leizi's face. There will be another person later!"

A groomsman raised his hand weakly: "Can I?"

"Is there anyone you know here?"

"Yes!"

The ending was suffocating. Before three minutes had passed, Pei Qian shouted: " Okay, I know you want to save face for the groom, but you should still stick the eyes in your hand on, or they will fade in a while. "

Wu Yisong and Lao Wang looked at the handsome groomsman in surprise: "Huh?"

Feng Wenling had no choice but to stick the eyes on, blushing and saying: "It's Tang Hui, I've put it together."

Tang Hui was pushed out amid the chattering of the bridesmaids, took off her mask and stood in front of the blackboard. Pei Qian stepped forward to check and said meaningfully: "Completely consistent, tell me, young man, how long have you been thinking about our Huihui?"

"Not long. No. That's not right."

"Hahaha~"

Amid the laughter, Tang Hui said angrily: "Oh, don't say it!"

See, there's a play!

The groomsmen winked at each other, tucked Tang Hui behind them, and pushed Feng Wenling over. They used their bodies to build a wall and showed a resolute look to block the bridesmaids' symbolic opposition and protest: "Why don't you explain to the girl what's going on? Don't be a hooligan!"

"Hey, what do you want to do?"

"Put Huihui back!"

"Ahhh, so sour, I don't agree with this marriage!"

Old Wang: "Hey! I'm done!"

Pei Qian motioned the young lady to come over, but the young lady didn't take off the mask, but just shook her head, so Pei Qian smiled maliciously: "Wrong! Girls! Give Master Wang a stick!"

"Huh?"

Hey, men, iron mouths and paper crotches.

These ladies didn't take our Master Wang's dignity seriously at all, and even took off their pants.

"Yo yo, Master Wang, a macho fan, is very good in his boxer briefs~"

"Suddenly I am no longer jealous of Huihui, little miss, ho~"

"These thick leg hairs, it will definitely be more enjoyable and stress-relieving when you tear them off!"

Master Wang was still struggling: "Impossible! Absolutely impossible! I'm wronged! I'm wronged! I refuse to accept it! It's absolutely right! You have to tell me where I went wrong, right?"

The little lady smiled and said: "Ears."

Lao Wang was silent: "A person can actually know his own ears? Little miss, you are so scheming!"

"Tear~"

"Hiss~"

Accompanied by a harsh and violent tearing sound, a group of elders took a deep breath in sympathy.

There is a huge scar on my head from the mouth of a bowl, but you can’t tear off my leg hair. For men, this thing is like cigarettes. You can smoke them as you like, but if you want to take my one-dollar lighter, I will give you a blow on the head.

Lao Wang's whole face was distorted, and he was speechless in pain. He opened his mouth and howled for a long time before he managed to squeeze out one sentence: "Am I pretty? This thing is a prayer product?"

Pei Qian looked solemn and solemn: "Yes, even if you are a Tyrannosaurus Rex with hairy legs, you can still tear it apart, and it will not hurt your skin!"

"And what's the price?"

"The pain increases 60 times!"

Lao Wang squatted there with his legs crossed: "Beast, give this thing to me, it's enough for me to use the page hammer to apply skin and enchantments!"

"Stop talking nonsense and choose quickly! Didn't you see that our little lady is waiting? If you can't see where the ears are, she might want to tear them up herself!"

"This, and this!"

Lao Wang grinned as if he was identifying the scene of dismemberment.

The young lady finally nodded, and all the bridesmaids cheered, and their perception of Lao Wang's image seemed to have changed to a certain extent.

Pei Qian said: "Two successful cases, there are still 12 minutes left, wait, Teacher Cang seems to be finishing the fight, uh, what's wrong?"

"Her eyebrows aren't in this."

The bridesmaids looked at each other in confusion, but Li Laixi was very satisfied. She took off her mask and raised her eyebrows at Li Cang: "Rewards! There are rewards for many!"

"Did you cheat?"

"What do you mean?"

"That's right, you're cheating. If you deliberately change someone's eyebrows, he can tell it?"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

"Teacher Cang can recognize him even if he turns to ashes. That's more than just talk." Lao Wang sneered: "Teacher Cang can dissect a walking corpse into more than 10,000 pieces and put it back together exactly as it is. Do you think that?"

Everyone present felt complicated for a moment.

However, the conversations between these people reminded Wu Yisong: "I'm just saying something is wrong. There is no such thing as a delicate or rosey eyebrow shape at all. You are teasing me!"

A certain emcee didn't feel guilty at all, and even joked: "It seems that the groom has no common sense. Yesterday he didn't have any common sense, but today he does. The bride's face also includes eyebrow shaping~"

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Pei Qian waved her hand with the momentum of thousands of troops: "Tear it apart!"

Red socks, red underwear, red belt, and a big red face like a monkey's butt.

Tear~

Tear~

Instantly pale.

Wu Yisong, who was torn apart twice, was about to cry without tears: "Let me think about it, let me think about it again!"

Threading eyebrows represents infinite possibilities. Wu Yisong is also thinking about it. This kind of thing cannot be concealed by covering up alone. He also has a hundred legs to tear off, but since he has to show off his eyebrows after trimming, there must be something wrong with it. Hidden details can be scrutinized

"Wait! This is Jiaojiao, and this is Song Qiang! Jiaojiao has a small mole on her left eyebrow, and Song Qiang is missing a little bit in the middle of her eyebrow!"

"Congratulations to the groom, you are one step closer to the bride. Sisters, it seems that the game you prepared is not working. So far, no one has timed out. I have to take action personally. Come on, except for you three , and find 7 more people who have girlfriends.”

"I didn't, come on, Old Xing!"

"I'll come, I'll come."

Pei Qian smiled: "Now, hand over your mobile phones."

The expressions of the ten people suddenly changed.

Let me knock, could it be?

"Yes! It's what you think!" Pei Qian lined up her mobile phones, "The time has come to test your loyalty. Big data can expose anyone. Anyone who catches a video of a beautiful woman will be severely punished. After ten rounds, As long as there is only one person left, you will pass."

The base has already had a local area network, and the short video platform is no problem. Pei Qian clicked on the interface and picked through a bunch of mobile phones: "Tsk, the interface that Comrade Wang opens is the hot dance of southern Xinjiang beauties, punish him!"

The groomsmen group was collectively angry: "You're so good, Master Wang, but you couldn't even pass the first round?"

"Punishment, severe punishment, you must hit hard!"

"Wait, what are you doing, why do you want to reward him?"

Lao Wang proudly raised the note in his hand: "I drew lots. Hey, isn't it just a horse step with a heavy load? I can get into this guy's bridal chamber! What about you?"

One pair, two pairs, three pairs, four.

Soon Lao Wang couldn't stop laughing. There were four bridesmaids sitting on one arm and shoulder. It could be said that the whole body was covered with bridesmaids.

Lao Wang straddled his horse and looked intently: "It's just a few people."

The bridesmaids were obviously not suitable candidates for the wedding. After all, they were all unmarried, and Lao Wang could completely remain upright and remain calm.

"Then you can continue to stand~" Pei Qian picked up another mobile phone, "Oh, I didn't expect that you, Mr. Cang, a man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would also watch short videos?"

Li Cang said honestly: "Well, actually I am a loyal user of A B, a distinguished annual member."

"It's a pity that I won't check A B today."

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In the first round, nothing happened.

In the second round, nothing happened.

In the third round, four were gone.

Wu Yisong successfully made it to the eighth round, and lost himself in the voices of the bridesmaids, and then a beautiful cook from the Red Mansion Banquet appeared on the screen.

"Get it!"

"No! This is not a beauty, this is an employee of Jiaojiao Factory, this is our advertisement, all the kitchen utensils and textiles used in her video are produced by us!"

"Quibbling! Add two more people!"

After Wu Yisong was maliciously penalized, there were only two people left on the court, one was Li Cang, and the other was an Internet-addicted teenager like Da Leizi, and all the things he watched were either games or computer installation and disassembly.

As for Li Cang.

The bridesmaids and groomsmen were silent: V-type walking corpse dissection, alien beast kidney and dual blood supply system prayer reform, subordinate bone mass and salt content analysis, micro-bone carving, insect alien beast group consciousness, subordinate dissection eighteen questions

The ten rounds ended, two people passed, no one cheered, a bit of silence.

"If it was Teacher Cang, it would be reasonable," Pei Qian said to smooth things over: "Congratulations on passing the test, now you can go in!"

Wu Yisong, whose feet were weak from horse stance, said in disbelief: "Really?"

Old Wang: "Oh, that's it?"

Jiaojiao and Song Qiang were so beautiful today that Wu Yisong was dazzled as soon as he entered, and was completely stunned. The two were wearing modified phoenix crowns, phoenix jackets, auspicious clouds and auspicious collars, five bats shawls, and head crowns with gemstones and phoenixes, pearls and jade inlaid with gold threads, which were luxurious and solemn, not the modern costumes of the so-called Xiuhe costumes worn by Xiuhe.

While others were still wondering why the bride didn't have a veil on her head, Lao Wang had already muttered: "Teacher Cang, you said this thing must be several dozen kilograms?"

"Yeah"

The best man's hard work of deceiving and deceiving came to an end, and then it was Wu Yisong's performance time. In front of a pair of father-in-law and mother-in-law and a brother-in-law, he made a vow, recited a guarantee, and faced the soul-searching and difficult questions of the bridesmaids. They had 10,000 questions to test Lao Wu's sensitivity.

"What does Jiaojiao like to eat, drink, and wear the most?"

"When did you start to plot against Qiangqiang?"

"When is Jiaojiao's birthday?"

"What is the sentence she says most often when she is with Jiaojiao?"

This question raised a problem, because Wu Yisong's answer was: "You pressed my hair"

The whole room laughed.

"Okay, Jiaojiao nodded, you passed. Next question: Which sentence do you think is the most enviable?"

"Ah?"

"You pressed my hair!"

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"You have a partner, a life, and even hair. Isn't this enviable?"

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The serious bridesmaids finally broke down under the jokes of their good brothers. Considering that there were still procedures to go through, they simply didn't waste any more time here.