Chapter 1378 Da Leizi: I will conquer this damn temptation today

The feeling of bathing the upright Leizi was obviously very good, and it was very smooth once he rubbed it. Li Cang had to sacrifice all his strength in order to make Leizi wait for the ironing.

"Cupping?"

"don't want."

"That's a pity. My skills are actually pretty good."

"It's so ugly!"

"How come you don't feel ugly when you apply tattoo stickers?"

"You are sincere in your objection, aren't you?"

After a while, Dalei lazily fumbled around in the clothes casually left on the edge of the pool: "Go back to Sky Island to catch up on old times in the evening?"

Snap.

A bag of golden melon seeds was directly stuck on someone's face, and Li Cang's silence was deafening.

"No need!"

"What's exempt?"

“Free of charge!”

"Oh, Teacher Cang is grand, Teacher Cang is decent." Looking at Li Cang's slightly serious face, Li Laisi's yin and yang aura came out all at once, "Hey, you are independent, right? Why are you so precious? I just want to send you away, you have such a big face!”

"Why do I think you are more excited than me?"

"No, that's not the case!" Li Laixi denied it, as if she was being tough, "I'm worth 3.2 billion! There are people who love her and enemies who are willing to spend money, so what's the big deal?"

That night, after Li Cang understood the specific definition of Li Laixi's so-called hot game, he only felt a black eye in front of his eyes and a buzzing in his head.

"I"

"It's too late to regret now!"

"no."

"You said so yourself!"

"Timmy, can you let me finish what I'm saying?"

"Oh, tell me then."

"I just want to ask you, how do you have the nerve to call this thing Cosplay with such a shameful face?"

Li Laixi read the prepared transcript with a deadpan expression: "Cosplay, role-playing game, referred to as dress-up or COS, generally refers to the use of clothing, accessories, props and makeup to play various characters in animation and games. Covered by broad extension.”

Li Cang's face turned black with anger: "Every cosplay can be so wild, you Timi are simply insulting the entire cosplay world!"

"Just say you're not pretending or acting!"

"@#￥%?"

Routine!

It’s all a routine!

I fell into the trap of this prodigal bitch!

Li Cang looked at the tight school uniform on his body, at the egg-filled pancake cart with red background and white letters in front of him that exuded a strong oily and spicy aroma, and then at the stall behind the stall, Li Lace, who was wearing an apron, sleeves, and a white hat. , I felt my back was numb and my scalp felt like an electric shock. Da Leizi, who had already entered the state, urged over and over again: "A manly man, buy an egg and fill it with cakes. Hurry up!"

Li Cang: "."

I hope such a shameful and social death scene will be buried in our hearts forever.

"Ahem, ah."

"?"

"I, Timi, really can't scream!"

"Oh, you said it very catchy when you asked me to call you daddy, didn't you?"

"Auntie, I want to buy an egg-filled pancake without eggs, is that okay?"

"It can't be done. It's soulless if you don't want egg-filled biscuits. Eggs must be added!"

"Auntie. I. I don't have enough money."

Really, Li Cang really acted out that kind of embarrassment, and people are really forced out of it.

"Not enough money? Which school are you from?"

"No. 1 Middle School, I said you've almost got it, give me the cake quickly!"

"Oh, it's such a good school." Li Laixi's smile gradually turned into a moderator, with three points of Liu Bei and seven points of Cao Cao, "Student, if you are so thin, you must be suffering from hunger. Oh, why are you still wearing the old school uniform from last year? , the little one looks very distressed, come here, Auntie, take a look at the eggs, no, Auntie will add two eggs for you!"

To be honest, Dalei Zi knows how to cosplay. After all, normal people would never imagine such a shocking plot of being blackmailed into buying an egg-filled pancake. I think of Teacher Tangtang Cang, how elegant and decent she is. It was simply unbearable to be subjected to such humiliation.

Two hours later, the egg-filled cake aunt finally showed a happy smile and got up.

"Come on, come into the house with me!"

"Put that fucking school uniform and sleeves down for me first!"

"Then you can't wash it?"

"Wash his paws!"

Li Laisi mysteriously took out a box from under her bed: "Guess what this is?"

"."

Li Cang didn't want to guess.

There was a suspicious light in Li Laisi's eyes: "Wait, there is a surprise!"

Tell the truth

Teacher Cang, who is hopeless, doesn't want any surprises at all.

As soon as Li Laixi came out after changing her clothes, she turned to Li Cang, crossed her legs and stroked her legs from top to bottom with her hands: "Dang, dang, dang, my new skin, looks good!"

"You, you, you! Are you crazy?" Li Cang only glanced at the outline and his pupils were shaking. A mouthful of old blood spurted directly to the ground. He felt that he had used the greatest malice to speculate on people's hearts, but the result was that the child was not happy. Just my school uniform: "Li Laisi! Why are you wearing my mother's clothes!"

Li Laisi Qiubo tossed the bundles over as if they were free of charge: "Just now you were so careless about fulfilling my wish, now it's my turn to fulfill yours. You're such a big boy. I'm not very energetic or exciting. I didn't lie to you, did I?"

"Li——"

"You traitor! What did you call me?"

"Take it off quickly!"

"Don't you think it's against the rules? Who would let mom take off her clothes in front of me?"

"You @#￥%"

"Oh, can you guarantee that you haven't thought about it?"

".No!"

"Really? I don't believe it."

The main theme of today is rebellion.

Get up early and wash clothes.

Not only Rao Qifang's clothes, but Li Cang's school uniform is also a private collection full of memories for the instructor. A bright morning sun shines on Li Lace, and Li Cang pushes her unceremoniously: "The sun is shining on your butt, take off your clothes as soon as possible, and put them back secretly after washing, otherwise our mother will peel your skin later."

Li Lace stretched out her hand without opening her eyes, and was too lazy to move at all. However, after Li Cang took off her clothes, this cunning woman roared and showed a smile of success and turned over and rode on him.

"Hai~"

The water temperature of 37 degrees is really suitable for washing clothes. The clothes are soft and smooth, and there are no mottled marks left by soap bubbles on them. The composition of the water may be a little complicated, but at least it is impeccable visually. The smell of the laundry detergent is full of sunshine and health, making people feel like they are in the mountains and seas where the cold rain has just fallen.

Afterwards, Li Lace put on her clothes, and suddenly rubbed her belly and frowned and muttered: "So full? Suo Zhihui's little girl is really good-looking but useless! And you, all the same stuff is not a good cake. You yelled "no, no" and cursed fiercely, but you didn't stop tossing me all night. Ha, hypocrisy, really hypocritical, how sincere Jill is, how hypocritical men are!"

Da Leizi, who was full and satisfied, didn't even wipe his mouth, and strode to the jump point to go back to the base to eat.

Leaving Li Cang alone in the wind.

Damn it.

In the matter of personification, I, Li Cang, really seem too conservative.

"Master, do you need me to help you bathe and change clothes?"

Li Cang, who was stunned, shuddered and then remembered that it was Letixia's voice: "No!"

"There's nothing to be shy about." Letixia said: "Liliana watched all night last night. She said that you and the mistress are an enviable fairy couple. Your souls are the most compatible among all the humans she has ever seen."

Li Cang has already begun to consider the issue of silencing the two while Da Leizi and Xiao Xiaojie are away: "No! You are not Letixia! Liliana? What tricks are you playing?"

" "Okay." Letitia curled her tail, "I can't hide it from you, great master with a keen eye. What do you think of this skin? Is it lifelike? I used it to convince Letitia to provide her blood to me. It has been a long time since I showed a specific gender. Master, my image should be very adaptable in the main material world. I just know that many people in Purgatory walk with snake tails. I didn't expect it to be so popular in the main material world. I just need to adapt to it a little bit!"

Cosplay is everywhere in life, and all living beings are masked people.

"Do you miss home?"

"I don't want to!"

"No, you do!"

Liliana ran away, and the snake tail turned into black smoke and rushed all the way like Timi's nitrogen acceleration, really swift.