Chapter 1405 Lao Wang: Why do I always feel out of tune with you bastards?

This guy even put up a sign on the island prohibiting eating alone. What can the students say about Lao Wang, Li Cangli, Lace, Qiao Jiaojiao, Song Qiang, Wu Yisong, Suo Zhihui? They always give people the feeling that they have not been polluted by knowledge but have been thoroughly polluted by other things after so many years of study. There is a kind of clear and straightforward beauty.

After everyone left, Li Leisi came over stealthily: "Tool man, are you tired?"

"I am a tool man, do I have the right to say I am tired?"

"I just like your pragmatic look!"

"People plant trees for the benefit of the next generation, it seems that this waist massage is not in vain?"

"Then whoever pollutes should clean it up?"

"Hey, hey, hey, stop making trouble here, there are people living in those houses!"

"It's more exciting to be sneaky~"

"Not Da Leizi, when did you become so perverted?"

"It's just around the same time as you started to commercialize the breeding technology of mistresses!" Li Leisi laughed nonchalantly: "Don't think I don't know that you gave Tili to your aunt, and now it's Xiao Laso and Qin Zhenzhen's turn. You really have nothing to give, right? You wish you could buy half of the base and let them collect rent?"

Emmmm, I can only say that after being with Li Leisi, Li Cang's feeling of love-style prostitution has become stronger and stronger. The source of pollution has finally been found this time.

Li Leisi lay on Li Cang, finding a comfortable and non-tiring position. Due to some overly prominent parts, her back curved into an elegant and sexy waistline, like a beautiful nest: "How great, I can help you look after the house and make money for you, unlike me, who only loses money!"

"Who said that, isn't being a leek also a good hand?" Li Leisi held the woman's waist with both hands and lifted it up, and immediately hummed a little: "You know what's good for you!"

The next day, when the two of them held their waists and were surrounded by a group of people, Li Cang's face was black, but Da Leizi was still proud and talking to her plastic girlfriends. Anyway, seeing how they pointed at Li Cang and looked at him, it was certain that they were not talking about anything serious.

Lao Wang was relieved and hesitated: "Damn, Teacher Cang, really, only your Da Leizi can do such a thing! If you fail one night, I think you will understand what it means to be ashamed and then brave!"

Li Cang: "."

Walking on the road at night for a long time, you will always meet female ghosts. Lao Wang used to be most afraid of meeting the kind of female ghosts who can comment on your business level and technical content with your girlfriends and friends with a nonchalant expression afterwards, which will undoubtedly cause huge psychological pressure.

Of course, if you meet a top-notch woman like Da Leizi who holds her waist with a proud face and mutters, "See, this is the man who can make my waist ache, and my sisters will look for men according to this standard in the future", it is a blessing. In that case, my reputation has long been known to everyone from Yanchuan No. 1 Middle School to Yanchuan No. 2 Hospital.

Old Wang threw a thermos cup to Li Cang with a sad face: "Here, this is the tea made by my mother-in-law. While she is not paying attention, please share some of the sins you have committed~"

It was the first time for Li Cang to drink this kind of thing. When it entered his mouth, his face twisted into a weird shape: "Damn, what the hell is this timi? It tastes so weird?"

"How should I know?" Old Wang raised his middle finger! "

"You lost a lot earlier, and you were fat and plump. Now I have made up for it!" Li Cang forced the thermos cup back into his hand, "So, you should keep this heavy love from your mother-in-law and savor it carefully. I won't disturb your kidney-strengthening and sperm-strengthening maintenance time. I have to boil a pot of ginger sugar water for mom to bring back to the base!"

"Mother is kind and son is filial, you are really good at licking! "Old Wang kept giving the middle finger, but he was actually quite envious of this mother-son relationship where they could talk about anything. He really wanted to improve the trust between himself and Aunt Kong, so that at least they wouldn't have to eat and drink these inexplicable and messy things anymore. "By the way, that Silver Ridge beast Gamde"

"I'll think about it again. I have to be more rigorous. The little coin has already given us face once. We can't take advantage of it. What if we accidentally make a big thing that we can't afford to raise."

Old Wang naturally thought of Sister Jing. When his mouth was full of water, he thought about her appetite that made people's heart and gall bladder split. All his evil thoughts were cold immediately, but he still insisted: "It only took three years for the dog Kun to reach the current level. It's not difficult to spend another three years to raise a Silver Ridge beast. I say, Teacher Cang, you are not still thinking about getting it right in one step, right?"

Li Cang shook his head and said nothing.

When the two of them were boiling sugar water in the clay pot, Old Wang mentioned the passionate interaction between the base and Li Cang again: "What do you say? "

The infantry unilaterally defeated the established armored division and air force on the great plains without any suspense. There is no more outrageous shame in the world. If it weren't for Rao Qifang's panda to back it up, the joint military exercise almost turned into a complete farce. It is impossible to say that the base has no idea about this. After all, anyone with a discerning eye can tell that Li Cang has been trying very hard to let it go. If even this can become a unilateral military training, Lao Wang is still a little worried. The chivalrous breaking the law with force has never been just on paper.

"Half of Lao Yin Coin's emotions were directly staged, and the performance was not very good." Li Cang sneered, "The strength of the base is more than this. Lao Yin Coin believes that the three major defenses will use their own shortcomings to attack each other's strengths. With such deliberate connivance, it was only a matter of time before the three major defense teams changed their blood. The outcome was already doomed when Sikoluo came to power and there was a tax dispute. According to my opinion, if the base wants to make a big change of blood, it should still depend on the face of the superiors. After all, all of a sudden The three military leaders have been shaken to their core. No matter what happens, we must give an explanation to the higher-ups."

"I don't understand what you people are thinking in your heads. You are all hypocritical and insidious. What is there that you can't think of? What serious illness do you have? You have to use your brains to solve things that can be solved with hands. Are you tired? Try not to make any noise if you can, you know? You know, you can reduce ten with one force!"

"What you said makes sense. Don't say that next time. Being short-sighted is really nothing to be proud of."

"Fuck, you are so short-sighted when riding a horse!" Then this guy said something quite philosophical, "A simple mind is born, but well-developed limbs can be trained. Anyone with a little bit of self-awareness knows not to focus too much on it. Those areas in which you are not good at are called strengths and weaknesses, and you can't hang yourself on a tree!"

Li Cang raised his thumb: "Don't say it, you really don't say it! You haven't finished your homework yet, go, go, go, the big iron ball is waiting for you there, I will also teach you to be good, karma Be good at hard work and be lazy at play!”

"How the hell can I get around myself?"

The large group of people evacuated the empty island, but Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen stayed behind. They planned to play for a few more days before the resource area mentioned by Pu Yuandao was revealed. Li Laixi had no objection to this, and Li Cang didn't feel it at all. The embarrassment made the young lady secretly marvel at it. It was so precise that even if there was even the slightest thing that happened to one person before, it would not be able to bring about such a unique and magical thing. I have to say that fate may really be a circle.

When they have nothing to do, people are happy to torment themselves.

While Lao Wang was working on the lathe, he was admiring the country he had built. As he was admiring it, his mood suddenly became less beautiful.

He didn't think there was any problem before, but now when he takes a look, I have a vast territory of more than 4,400 square kilometers with only barren mountains and weeds, two ponds and one room. It's ridiculous. This is not worthy of my reputation and tone. , I don’t know, why do you think I’m so poor? There isn’t even any decent scenery on the island.

"Otherwise, what else do you want to do? What do you think can be left on the surface of the empty island?"

"Look, people can keep the whole island in order and are not easy to mess with. Should we also consider it?"

"What has it become to you? You can't bear to look down on the hive's bio-reproducing armor now?" Li Cang said sarcastically: "With an upper surface area of ​​more than 4,400 square kilometers, you still want to wear armor like everyone else?" ? Do you want to do the job of tiling the Great Wall? Do you want to do the job of capping the pyramid? "

Lao Wang was so angry that he lost his temper and turned to look at Suo Zhihui: "You see, what kind of perversion does a person have to be in order to be happy with this boring track life? Girls, you are still young, I advise you to take care of yourself. , try not to jump into the trap if you can, so as not to be like me and sell it to others so much that you don’t even have one pair of pants left and you have to pretend to be your third grandchild!”

Suo Zhihui smiled like a white lotus.

Qin Zhenzhen was holding a berry as big as her head and gnawing hard, not hearing what this guy said.

"Playing the harp to an ox cannot be taught to a child, nor can it be carved from rotten wood!" Lao Wang angrily walked away with his sleeves waving, and then came back with his sleeves waving again, "Give me your fruit!"

This time, Qin Zhenzhen heard it very clearly. The little girl was very protective of her food and bared her teeth: "Why! If you want to eat it, pick it yourself! It's not easy for me to find these few!"

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Of course, it’s hard to say that you don’t know where to put things on your own island.

The embarrassing Lao Wang, who was spinning around in circles, really had no work to do. A large group of dark green fireworks exploded under his hands together with the lathe. The air waves were scorching and the blast sound was like drums beating in his ears. Once again Praying to disturb the alloy failed, Lao Wang was furious: "Damn it, Li Cang, you have to take full responsibility, you know, because of people like you, you have deducted all the bottom line of luck on our island!"

"Anyway, you just got lucky once, so that's pretty much it!"

"It's not you. What the hell do you mean? Who are you looking down on? You don't forget the man who dug the well when you were drinking water. You started scolding the cook before you even laid down your job?"

"How much did it explode?"

"The 1.75 million is so wasted." Lao Wang was more or less discouraged. "What is the success rate of this thing? I have a mine at home and I can't afford to build it like this. Let's talk about the raw materials."

The anti-gravity island was swallowed up during the reconstruction process of the mill. Seeing that the last placenta reserve was about to be exhausted, it basically meant that Disturbance Alloy was out of print. However, Lao Wang actually always felt that he could still rejuvenate with a skill, so he killed him Li Someone's arrogance!

"Don't worry about the raw materials. They have just been swallowed, not evaporated out of thin air. You can make use of the ones you have on hand, and I will think of a solution later!"

"Eh?"

Li Laixi, who had not been hungry for three days after a full meal, enjoyed the sunshine without Rao Qifang and breathed the air without Rao Qifang. Due to excessive excitement, the screen of the third 4K high-definition handheld game console in her hand was crushed again. Da Lei The smile on Zi's face faded slightly, but soon it felt like spring breeze again and he picked up the fourth game console.

"Miss, what shall we eat for lunch?"

"Sister Lei Lei, do you want berries?"

"Li Leisi, Xiao Ba stole my ham again, you should take care of it!"

"Pretty girl, this demon can satisfy all your wishes~"

Huff!

Goudan smashed a mountain with his head, and the big corpse picked up the big Kun Kun and threw it out again with an expressionless face, so the dusty Goudan got up and continued to play the ball-catching game with Xiao Ba.

Old Wang frowned, thinking that it was time for everyone to wake up: "Teacher Cang, if you continue to be so decadent, the spirit of our island will be scattered!"

"Eh? What did you say?" Li Cang raised his arms and stretched them outwards on his ears, "Go, Li Lisi, stop making trouble, move your legs, I'm talking about business!"

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Can anyone tell me why I always don't fit in with you guys!

When there were no people or few people around, Li Cang felt particularly comfortable. He actually enjoyed his leisure time, but he was not used to sharing this time with many people.

After lunch, Li Cang leaned on a recliner and slowly carved a set of Zerg chitinous shell ornaments. Li Laise, Tai Xiaoyi, Suo Zhi, Hui Lietishia, and Liliana were watching over a pile of clothes and jewelry, discussing the matching style, and making drafts for the next round of tailoring.

Qin Zhenzhen yelled: "Be fiercer, wouldn't it be more disgusting if it were fiercer? No more eyes, no tentacles, no indescribable. If people want to put it in the room to protect the house, it will attract evil. Teacher Cang, can you carve it according to my instructions? Don't do it arbitrarily!" "You have a lot of requirements. It must be fierce and protect the owner's house." Li Cang frowned and put down the carving knife: "Well, let me think, how about I carve a special guy I have seen before for you? I would like to call it the Bull-Headed Monkey King who cherishes moths and sweeps the floor for fear of hurting ants. Super strong and super kind!" "What is that?" "Something that doesn't exist on this world line. It's a pity that there was no video footage at that time." "Is it powerful?" "Not only powerful, but also looks powerful. You will know when I carve it out!" "Hurry up!" (End of this chapter)