Chapter 145 Li Lace's Prayer (Part 2)
Chapter 145 Li Laisi’s Prayer (Part 2)
Still pouting secretly?
You feel aggrieved, right?
You, Timi, are so wronged!
I think you are not only short-sighted, but you also want to be short of calcium!
"Tell me, what are you praying for, but the coins from selling the empty island are not enough? Everything! The plot, process, and dialogue are exactly the same."
Li Leisi began to formulate words,
"Hmm"
"When the disaster happened, I was injured, fatally injured."
Li Laixi opened her clothes to reveal her belly with seven and a half abdominal muscles, and gestured,
"A steel bar passed through my belly and came out from behind. The steel bar was also connected to a large cement board. I was pressed underneath and couldn't move at all."
"It's funny to say it. I don't feel any pain, and I'm not scared at all. I even thought that the feeling of life passing by is actually the process of stomach acid corroding the internal organs?"
"It was very chaotic. The zombies appeared immediately after the earthquake. The cement board and steel bars almost killed me, but they also saved my life. They blocked the zombies outside. I couldn't move, and they couldn't rest. The thick cement board bit me, and when I saw the prayer interface, I thought it was a hallucination caused by my dying state.”
Li Cang took a deep breath,
"So, you just prayed?"
"Just, let's give it a try~" Li Laixi blushed a little.
"What's the specific content?"
"Immortal youth remains forever."
"Pfft" Li Cang's blood almost spurted out, "You call this a small test?"
"It's not established," Li Laisi blushed a little, "so I changed it to another one. I happened to watch an island country movie when I was bored on the plane."
"???"
"Sci-fi action movie!"
"Are you sure it's not a romantic action movie?"
"Li! Cang!"
"Ahem, you say it, you say it, you go on."
"That movie is very old, it's called Demi-humans."
"You can't be" Li Cang took a breath, "This is impossible!!"
Li Laisi rubbed her face,
"The prayer has been established, but you have to choose a direction of implementation from one hundred and eighty-nine branch options."
"Wait! Something's wrong!"
Li Laisi's eyes rolled back and forth,
"What, what's wrong?"
Li Cang said,
"According to your statement, the earth just cracked, you were injured in the earthquake and a steel bar penetrated your stomach, and you were surrounded by zombies, right?"
Li Leisi was a little panicked.
"Yes, yes"
"At that time, you hadn't offered sacrifices to Sky Island yet, and you didn't even have a destiny coin in your hand. What did you use to pray for?"
"I um."
"Big Leizi."
"ah?"
"When you lie, your eyes will subconsciously look at the tip of your nose."
"oh"
"Don't let this happen to me out of thin air. Let me say it again. Prayer is essentially a transaction. Apart from the bullshit installment payment later, what on earth did you get in exchange for the prayer!"
"Have you seen the show Supernatural?"
"???"
“Does the devil at the crossroads know?”
"!!!"
"Yes, it's exactly what you thought."
"Fuck you"
"Swearing people again, exchanging something that doesn't exist or not for a wish, it's obvious that you can make a profit!"
"The problem is that your wish actually comes true."
"Well, it's not a profit." Li Laixi vowed, "It may make a profit, but I will never lose. At that time, I was bleeding to the point of losing consciousness. I was completely unconscious. Even if I didn't pray, I was still dead. "
Li Cang pinched his eyebrows,
"several years?"
Li Laixi said doubtfully,
"What year?"
"Isn't he a devil at the crossroads? The wish coin promised to retrieve the soul in a few years? Ten years? What kind of expression do you have? Don't tell me that the wish was taken away the moment it was established!"
Li Laixi was spat on by the manic Li Cang, with guilt written all over her face.
"I, I don't know"
She waved her hand and threw out a line of projected subtitles on the prayer interface:
[Paid: Destiny Coin*1500, Soul 1]
[The accumulated payment expected next time: Destiny Coin*3069.88]
[Last time remaining for next payment: 317 natural days]
[Number of remaining periods: 6]
[Tip: This prayer will gradually achieve the desired effect as the remaining periods are paid, a total of 7 periods]
The bright red "Soul 1" made Li Cang's heart twitch.
"Does this thing, co-authorship, really exist? What about the reminder message that the previous wish was fulfilled? Find it out!"
“No more”
"Remember?"
"Teacher Cang, you have gone too far," Li Leisi said quietly, "How could I be in the mood to watch this ghost thing at that time? Also, shouldn't your focus be that I am about to die? You have not treated me right from the beginning to the end. He was so seriously injured and didn’t even show any concern!”
"Aren't you doing a good job? The process is not important, what is important is the result." Li Cang lowered his head and scribbled on the ground. "Is the accumulated number that I expect to be paid initially the integer of 3,000?"
"It's 3,000," Li Laixi muttered, "Straight men deserve to die."
"Have you ever been given any tips on how much you need to pay in total?"
"No, after the Sacrifice Island returns the 1,500 coins in the first period, I can see that the number in the next period is 3,000."
Li Cang scratched his head and made gestures for a long time, then threw away the branch with a snap.
"It's 4.7 million. It's been exactly 49 days since the disaster happened. This is fucking compounding interest every day! If you can't afford it, it's hopeless. Just take it away."
"It doesn't look like much."
"Do you want to know more? The monthly interest is 5 cents. If you don't pay it back when it's due, the interest will double and be included in the principal next month. Remember, our mother has a business partner, Uncle Qin, who jumped off the building because of this."
Li Cang gave up struggling completely and sneered feebly,
"The first installment is 1,500, the second installment is 3,000, guess how much it is for the third installment, and then guess how many installments you can hold on to. I don't know if the interest will be doubled if you don't pay back when it's due, but it's Take a break every day~"
"When I think about it, I feel relieved. It seems that I no longer need to waste my brain cells calculating interest. The configuration of my brain is not supported by real hardware, haha~!"
Li Leisi blinked,
"You seem worried?"
Li Cang sneered and sneered,
"I'm so smart that I'm worried about a dead person! Just wait until I fill up my warehouse of materials for the mill! Don't you like Miss Qiu? When the time comes, I'll use your two hundred pounds to make a pair of sisters with her! See! How can I train it now? Just wait and hold the grass while you wait."
"mua~ I'm great, so I'll die again~ So what~ If I survive one day, I will earn one more day~"
Li Cang, who was interrupted from casting a spell, covered his face in shock. He didn't come back to his senses until Li Leisi ran far away.
Of course, the momentum must not be lost, he said to himself,
"What does it mean to wrap me up?"
"I regard you as my brother, but you, Timi, want to sleep with me?"
Li Laisi snorted from afar,
"I still don't think you have a strong taste. No wonder you're in your 20s and you don't have a girlfriend yet. It turns out it's not just because you're blind - you're a good person who likes to act like a foreigner!"
Li Cang:? ? ?
You know so much!
