Chapter 1475 Teapot

Rao Qifang, who heard on the phone that Haodaer took the initiative to hunt a new friend, was as happy as if she was celebrating the New Year. No matter what, she wanted Li Cang to take Duan Li and Huo Wen home for a light meal. Yes, you can imagine. This rare event will most likely become an important part of Instructor Rao's bragging rights in the future.

As Haodaer's "first" friend, Huo Wen enjoyed extraordinary treatment. The whole scene was extremely grand and formal. Rao Qifang actually walked out of the second door of the villa to greet her. If they hadn't come back quickly, the instructor would have ridden the Her favorite little magic-modified pink electric donkey was probably going to reach the gate at the fork at the foot of the mountain.

Huo Wen's eyes were full of timidity and confusion, and her face was already slightly pale, with no blood at all. She hugged Duan Li's arm tightly, and only Aba Aba could speak. In the room, Kong Jingqiao was seen wearing a chef's formal attire. The disciples and disciples who worked under her were milling around. All kinds of exquisite snacks and fruit plates were piled up on the square table in front of the sofa. In the middle of the snack and fruit plate, there was a colorful The large flower basket still has water drops on its petals.

"Here you come? Sit down quickly!"

"This girl has such a good temperament!"

"Are you tired? Tea or soda? I have a bottle of champagne on ice. I'm not used to drinking that kind of thing, and I don't know if you young people like it!" Rao Qifang has a pear in his hand and Huo Wen in his hand. Anyway, that's it. Without giving up, he rewarded the three troops with a bowl of water, "Tsk tsk, look at this little girl's upright appearance. She is a sweetheart at first glance. My son has a good eye for making friends. How old is he? How long have you been at the base? Where do you work? How many people are there in your family? Where do you live?

Huo Wen faced the instructor in front of her, whose face perfectly matched her age group but gave off a kind-hearted look. She felt dazed and dizzy.

who is she?

who I am?

What is the secret of life?

Where is the end of the universe?

Seeing Huo Wen breathing rapidly like a sparrow that fell into the hands of a naughty child and about to be frightened to death, Kong Jingqiao and Jin Yujing hurriedly came to the rescue: "Where are you, a violent man, in the political interrogation? How could you ask such a question without looking at others?" The little girl is shy. Do you know what the generation gap is? "

Rao Qifang took out the makeup mirror from Jin Yujing's handbag and opened it with a click. She looked at it, looked at it again, and looked at it carefully. She felt that she was twenty-eight years old and was extremely beautiful: "Generation gap? What generation gap? Don't treat it like that." Have you seen my face? You and I are like siblings! Well, you just sit and play while I go to help you in the kitchen and show you my skills today!"

"Get out! What do you want to do? Be a quick kettle to boil water? Don't touch my kitchen knife! Put it down! Put it down!!!"

After Rao Qifang left, Huo Wen complained to Duan Li with tears in her eyes: "Why on earth should I know you! Couldn't that person just now be really Instructor Rao, right? Chef Kong wearing a chef's hat? It was Captain Jin who poured me water?" I, I, I. It’s not the same as mine. I. I’m scared.”

"Idiots can turn over, too!" Duan Li suppressed a smile, "Well, why don't you report to the Academy of Sciences and move the workroom next to me, and just write down the job requirements as the reason for your application. I won't cheat you. What’s the point of doing it alone? No one can make friends with a corpse, except Li Cang!”

there.

Lao Wang was a little anxious: "What are you, Timi, doing with me? Why don't you go over there? What's the point of leaving others alone? Didn't we have a good chat just now?"

right.

We had a good chat just now

But there is no operating table or dissecting bed at home.

Friends, to Teacher Cang, this thing is really an unfamiliar definition that is too occult.

"I really don't know what to do. Why don't you just take her to wash her feet! Ask the two elder sisters to give you a massage while it's hot. Wrap two big towels on your head and chew a few slices of green radish. Yanchuan social bathhouse culture , there’s no one we can’t take down! Damn it, ancestor, you’re just talking!”

"Stay away. First, I'm not afraid of society. Second, I have a high emotional intelligence. Third, I'm just taking her to take a look at my collection!"

Lao Wang stared at the box coming out of the homologous passage for a long time with great tiredness. He made sure again and again that Li Cang had not taken out the toothpaste, toothbrush, facial cleanser, shower gel, and membership card from the piles of towels in the box. Breathe a sigh of relief, damn, I wouldn’t be so nervous to bring a domestic pig home with cabbage for the first time!

Even if Duan Li was a half-informed psychiatrist, she still couldn't resist Li Cang's collection of gadgets. She simply put aside their professional discussion and wandered around the villa, looking here and there: "The first one What do you mean by friends? What about you and Leilei?”

"Both of us. We'll give it to you for free."

Duan Li nodded seriously and dusted off his clothes: "It's a good thing I'm paid by the government!"

"I didn't realize that Sister Li, you are pretty cute too!"

"One day is like three autumns. Two years have passed since I last saw you. You have to make some progress, right? You should learn to be more childish, otherwise there will be a generation gap. Commander Zhao will sue my third aunt again!"

Lao Wang raised his thumbs up, folded his arms and squinted his eyes: "It's very good, it's worth promoting, and it fits the style of this kind of kindergarten parent meeting. By the way, can you imagine Li Cang going to school to hold a parent-teacher meeting for the three little ones? scene?”

"No need to imagine, I have a live video of Teacher Cang going crazy when he won the title of Kindergarten God of War two years ago. Well, it's very spectacular." Duan Li smiled goose-goosely, "It's a pity that the three little guys skipped a grade in the past two years. I'm afraid it will be difficult to see that kind of scene in the future! By the way, why didn't I see the young lady? "

"I was working as a substitute for my mother. When Instructor Burao heard about this, he went straight to the work unit and brought it back to Aunt Kong. Otherwise, he wouldn't have been so angry. You can hear how cruel the scolding in the kitchen was!"

"Two years, I suddenly feel envious of Hui Hui and Zhen Zhen. How long have you been there?"

"After all, it's only about twenty days and a month."

After dinner, the two elderly people wanted to take a few children to play cards and chess, but unfortunately there was a message from Martinis. Rao Qifang could only reluctantly watch Duan Li and Huo Wen leave, and gave them repeated instructions. We must come back to play again tomorrow. Li Cangze and Lao Wang took advantage of the night to go to the Martinis tribe. When they came back, the sun was already rising. Not long after, Han Cheng, Li Qingyi, and Yu Miao came to visit.

Except for Li Qingyi's old stereotyped father and new stereotyped son, Li Qingyi, Yu Miao and Han Cheng can be said to be the kind of people in the circle of relatives who can get a hot meal wherever they go. Their popularity is above average, and Li Cang They had been together for two years, and Li Qingyi, who looked very much like the Li family, often came to visit and had a sweet mouth, so Rao Qifang quite liked this little girl, but she still rolled her eyes when she mentioned her father.

"Brother-in-law, tell me what happened on the track!"

"Brother-in-law, your time has really only passed for a month. I have so many chat groups that it has gone crazy. Sister Zhenzhen has been separated for two years. You don't even know how the group has been doing this for the past two years. of!"

"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, brother-in-law."

Brother-in-law is crazy.

For three whole days, people came one after another, and there was a constant stream of traffic. Li Cang felt like a big teapot being pushed around. Whoever caught him poured a sip, and his butt was always very hot. Only washed occasionally.

It sounds like a joke to consume Li Cang, but this thing that even the master of the lair can't do is to ask a group of hands to be pricked by an embroidery needle and bleed alive in front of an elegant magician. Dead ordinary people did it.

When Li Cang was wandering around, he actually felt like he was surrounded by people but there was no one around him. It was like the feeling of being alone on an island without a toilet at the beginning of the disaster, hunger, emptiness, Echoes, burning fire, hands unconsciously playing with the cigarette box for entertaining guests, and with a flick of the finger like muscle memory, a cigarette jumped out of the carton, just holding it in his mouth, and when his mouth relaxed, it fell back into the cigarette box. , play again.

Snap!

Jin Yu Jingqing got angry: "Didn't you quit early in the morning?"

Li Cang calmly threw the cigarette back into the cigarette case: "Is this how you usually deal with them? How do you manage not to have a nervous breakdown until now?"

"Goose goose, these are the more anthropomorphic people among the group of people that Auntie often deals with. Business is business, at least you have to be shameless. You can't hold on for just one day. What about the banquets tonight and tomorrow night?" manage?"

"This is obviously slightly different from the business I am good at." Li Cang looked thoughtful, "What about that? Recently, I happened to accidentally find a spokesperson who is very proficient in human nature and business. Except for the taste, it is simply No flaws."

"Really, if you have taboos like you and don't suffer from disadvantages, it's not a good idea to completely regard it as a shortcoming~"

"That's not true, she just eats people."

Jin Yujing rolled her eyes: "You are the only one who is noble and great. That's all. We capitalists are all cannibals who eat people without spitting out their bones. We are all extremely ugly!"

"I'm talking about it in a physical sense. Well, it doesn't seem to be very physical. To be precise, she eats souls." Li Cang frowned, "Anyway, your kind of dinner is too long. I'm worried that she won't be able to finish it." I’m already so hungry that I can’t stand it anymore.”

"?"

Jin Yujing's head, which had everything to gain and win everything, suddenly couldn't turn around.

Oh, yes, during this period, Li Laixi actually came back with two black circles under her eyes to symbolically turn around. Apparently the game version has been iterated to the point where even Comrade Dalei Zi, who was two years behind, needs to worry about it, and then This guy was secretly satisfied after being caught by Rao Qifang, scolded and beaten. This bitch is actually not good at all. Although Rao Qifang wants to beat her at any time and anywhere, this hidden danger cannot be cured, but she showed her face a little in the middle. At least it can guarantee that she will not be beaten to death by Rao Qifang.

"Mom, I'm going out for lunch today and won't be back. I'll have dinner with you tonight."

"Okay, it just so happens that I have to check it out in class. I haven't checked in for a week. Damn, you two old guys, you should remember to take a look at them. Don't buy expensive wine for them. Find some fake wine from any street stall. Come on, drinking won’t kill you!”

"Princess Cangcang, why are you busier than me? My aunt still has accounts for you, the major shareholder, to check and sign!"

"Bah! You want to defraud my son of money again, right? It's been two years since the dividends have been paid out, and you haven't seen any light. You're going to die for the money. Even if I sell you, it won't be enough to compensate my son! How can you be so embarrassed? How can you be so open-minded? Are you talking?"

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Li Cang stood in front of Suo Zhihui's house, took a deep breath, and knocked on the door.

He abducted someone's daughter without saying a word, Comrade Lao Suo didn't even come to the door with a kitchen knife for two years. It seems that they really treat us as brothers. It would be really rude not to express it.

"Li Cang is here, I was just talking about him, come on, come in! Lao Suo, what are you doing there, call the company, you're not going to work today!"

"Oh!"

Lao Suo's state is a bit like a round gas tank, reluctant, cold on the surface, but very hot, and very cold. He is just an ordinary old father, with limited daughters in his hands. The thief knows to avoid people, and this little bastard wants to rob every time he comes!

"Ah, Li Cang~"

Seeing his sleepy beloved baby in pajamas and suspenders fall into the tiger's mouth, Lao Suo, who thought he had already accepted the reality, couldn't help but hold his heart in front of everyone.

"Li Cang will have lunch at home at noon. Auntie will make something you like. Lao Suo, come with me to buy vegetables!"

Although he said so, Yang Yinan's eyes were fierce, as if he wanted to dig out Suo Mingyuan's heart and cook.

"I'm not going."

"?"

"Huihui is dressed like this. If I leave, who knows if that boy will take advantage of my daughter."

"What are you talking about? Don't wait for me to pull your ears. I'm telling you!"

"But he..."

"Don't be petty. Zhenzhen is still upstairs!"

"Oh" Lao Suo was stunned for a moment. It was not until he was pulled out of the room that he realized that the problem was serious. "No, that girl is a novice!"

Bang~

The door closed.

Suo Zhihui hung on the tree like a lazy koala, squinting her eyes, and leaned into his neck in a daze, sucking hard: "Why are you here so early? I haven't woken up yet!"

"You look a bit like a nympho." Li Cang pinched her hair and pulled it. Suo Zhihui looked up and listened to him, "You haven't woken up yet? Didn't you come down because you heard the noise?"

"The upstairs bathroom is occupied by Zhenzhen"

Li Cang's language logic is rigorous: "Then you hugged the wrong way, it seems that this can't be done, right?"

"Yes, it's very exciting!"

Li Cang's politeness and rationality kicked him in his mind, making him grin, and he slapped him hard