Chapter 156 The Art of Language
When Li Cang said he didn't want to sleep, he really didn't want to sleep. He was as energetic as a dog.
Lao Wang was miserable. The weather was hot, he had drunk a lot of wine, and his body weighed two to three hundred pounds. He was so sleepy that his eyelids seemed to have dropped a few weights.
"Teacher Cang, why are your eyes so green? Tell me the truth, how long has it been since you had a good sleep?"
Li Cang sleeps like a hammer!
He had just used a big magic wand to knock out more than a hundred irritable soldier ants this morning!
"If you can't bear it, go to sleep first."
Lao Wang was so stubborn that he sent Tai Xiaoyi away.
"Go, go, a beautiful woman like my little lady needs sleep to nourish herself~"
Li Laisi, who was squatting on the bench next to the barbecue grill like a monkey, suddenly stopped sucking the roasted ants. She looked at Lao Wang quietly and said,
"Am I not worthy?"
Lao Wang was dumbfounded. He never expected that a dog would firmly and consciously raise a torch to him after a casual show of affection.
"Ah, haha, how is this possible?"
He smiled coquettishly, and his expression was ferocious and embarrassing that even he could predict.
Suddenly he rolled his eyes and pointed at Li Lai Si and Li Cang.
"How about you two go to sleep together?" There was a thump on the chest, "I'll come and see, I'll watch here, you can sleep safely!"
Da Leizi rolled his eyes and threw a bunch of raw ant legs over.
"Hey, let's have a barbecue!"
"嗻~"
Ha, good luck on the golden day!
Wang, the gourmet food pioneer who has contributed a lot to the florist's recipe, is obviously guilty of the ant's legs, otherwise he would never be able to escape this beating.
"Still eating?" Li Cang looked shocked, "Barbecuing is great for a while, but it's a crematorium for weight loss!"
Lao Wangchao echoed in a low voice,
"Yeah yeah."
Li Laisi didn't raise her head or open her eyes.
"I'm very talented. Do you want to know if you can eat to gain weight or not?"
Old King Li Cang was extremely shocked.
"Oh, I never made any concessions on food when I was being treated abroad, because there was no need for it at all." Li Laixi glanced at Zhong Jianzhang with great disdain, "My weight is because my unreliable parents forced me to eat when I was a child. What’s the source of Ning’s obesity?”
Lao Wang:.
This, this, this! I'm hiding so hard, can you still hurt my heart? ?
Lao Wang is not the kind of inspirational young man who strives for self-improvement——
Maybe it was true in the past, but since he became addicted to the gym and various sports and gained a lot of fat, he thought he had deleted the word "weight loss" from his mind.
You let go and taunted me hard. If I mention weight loss again, I will write my last name upside down!
"Huchi~huchi~"
I don't know when a zombie appeared in the tree hole, and the sound of heavy breathing echoed.
It had no clothes on it and was covered in scars. It was as dirty as a mop that had just been cleaned in a public toilet. It looked at the grill blocking the tree hole with a rather confused expression.
Barbeque expert Wang Mou was holding a large handful of ant leg meat skewers in his hand. He stared blankly at the zombies. The two had a surprisingly tacit understanding. There was no movement or sound for several long seconds.
Maybe it was because the two guys had such a tacit understanding that neither Teacher Cang, who was pouring two bottles, nor Li Laixi, who was immersed in the beauty of the ant-legs, noticed anything unusual.
"Teacher Cang?"
"Um?"
"Okay, walking zombies. Damn it, it's really a ghost."
"Huh?" Li Cang responded vaguely, and his whole body was shocked: "Walking corpse?!"
The walking dead proved his existence with the greatest efforts in his life at the right time.
"Kou Jie——"
However, before it finished roaring, a third hand and a fourth hand appeared behind it.
Another walking corpse!
The tree hole was originally narrow and short, and the skinny Li Cang had to bend down and turn sideways to get in. The moment the second zombie appeared out of thin air, the two zombies squeezed and twisted into strange shapes on the spot.
No matter how low-quality a can is, you wouldn’t dare to stuff it like this.
After all, the walking corpse has no commendable wisdom. When trapped, he immediately struggled wildly, wishing to tear the opponent alive to gain more space for himself.
"Bang bang~"
The first dull sound of bone breaking sounded.
Completely crazy!
Fight, struggle, bite.
A few drops of blood were spattered on the grill, and there was smoke and a strange smell.
Lao Wang: "What a good guy."
Miss Qiu hurried over and bit the butt of some zombie in the tree hole, very viciously!
Then
He showed a helpless and doubtful expression on Mao Sheng.
Its muzzle was very short, not like that of canines. This situation and angle did not support it in feasting, and even with all the efforts of the boss, it could only nibble a few insignificant pieces of meat from its round buttocks.
The weird "war" in the tree hole did not end when one party was injured. The whole process was filled with changed roars and dull blows, as well as the occasional cracking of bones.
“It’s outrageous”
With Lao Wang's imagination, he never thought that such a scene would happen.
A really strong man locks a man on top of a man and cannot open the glue!
"How about I get them out? It's so miserable. It hurts to look at it. Tsk, they're going to make juice out of their pupae."
Li Leisi held the dagger and gestured for a long time. All she could see were arms, butts, legs and other parts that were not fatal to the walking corpse. The other parts were blocked by the wooden wall of the tree hole, so there was nothing to do. angle.
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Forget it, life and death are determined by fate, wealth and honor. I have to say that some things are born to suffer.
Li Cang said,
"Did you notice that when the second zombie appeared, the light in the tree hole seemed a little distorted and unreal."
Old Wang raised his hand.
"Well, please let Old Wang speak first."
"I am night blind. Everything on the other side looks black through the grill and charcoal fire."
"Get lost"
"I seem to have seen it," Li Leisi said, "I always feel like I've seen something similar somewhere."
Li Cang was very satisfied,
"Think about it again, how did we get back?"
"Pah~" Li Leisi slapped her forehead, "You mean, that 'portal'? Yes, yes, that distorted light, right!"
Old Wang exclaimed,
"Portal? Isn't this rich? There is a copy in my backyard that can spawn monsters!"
Li Cang circled the big banyan tree again and again,
"Pray: Forget about the explanation"
Old Wang asked in confusion,
"Why don't you ask? Isn't this you?"
Li Cang rolled his eyes,
"I'm thinking about the terms. The scope of the question is too wide. Do you believe that the little coin guy can empty me out in one go?"
"Black merchants are real merchants, and the needle and wheat spikes belong to it," said Lao Wang, "By the way, your thinking mode is wrong. There is always a sour smell of unruly people trying to harm me."
Li Leisi sneered,
"Wang, you are still not cheated by the prayer coins."
Lao Wang muttered: "No matter how much I have, I can't owe tens of thousands of debts at a time."
"How do you know it? I think you want to die!!"
He wanted to slap himself in the face. Why can't he change this bad mouth?
Lao Wang didn't want to die. Lao Wang was very sincere,
"Lady, please spare my life, lady, please spare me, lady, good friends will finally get married!"
Li Leisi was stunned,
"Hmm? Hmm."
Lao Wang let out a long sigh.
It’s been revived, it’s been revived, in a doomed situation, the dragon is killed with a counterattack!
