Chapter 1600 Calling a Deer a Horse

The two of them were like Robinson Crusoe on the road for a full six hours before they managed to hook up with a stupid and strange beast through bluffing and deception. After another friendly exchange of words, they finally convinced this guy to give him a hand. They serve as transportation.

Lao Wang was extremely disgusted with Li Cang's useless skills that delayed things. He complained all the way: "If it weren't for the group of big winged tigers you just made, I would have got them by now. Aren't they so fluffy and soft? , tell me, tell me, what the hell is this thing, can a human control it?”

"Referring to the colorful painting style when we beat it just now, I think this thing is most likely a flying skunk."

This guy’s serious look made Lao Wang speechless: “I’d rather ride back on a pile of flying spaghetti!”

"please!"

"I ask you mua——"

The devil was in trouble when the gods fought. The black and white striped stoat with delicate features was so frightened that it couldn't let go of its farts. It was so stupid that it just flew around fiercely, for fear of looking at it again, it shook its back. The dirty things even lost their lives.

You see, alien beasts just don’t have the backbone of a walking zombie. If you take a serious walking zombie, you won’t be able to convince it even if you pry its brains open.

Take you flying?

Eat you!

In short, don't ask. Asking has nothing to do with hardware such as the brain.

This is called soft rice and hard food.

As a result, what appeared in front of a boatload of people was a scene of two people groping, crawling, rolling, and punching on a stoat beast, until the flesh shock waves danced wildly.

"That's it. Why did they come here? Let me go."

"Why did the fight start?"

"It's gone, it's gone, it's gone, don't look, don't look, don't look, you are dying to watch the fun, you guys, guard the naval guns for me!"

"Fate? What is fate? Is it worthy of my hesitation?"

"Where's my cell phone? Damn it, this Taima is Teacher Cang!"

"Hey, the captain is so petty. My cousin's younger brother's friend said that when Teacher Cang and Teacher Li first arrived at the base, Teacher Cang was exposed in front of everyone by Teacher Li. If you don’t come down, you haven’t seen his old man shouting at everyone who is watching the fun, right?”

"Why don't you, Captain, go and break up a fight?"

The captain, who had a Chinese character and an upright look on his face, smacked his lips and took half a step back: "You guys continue, don't stick to trivial matters in the army!"

As the saying goes, Xixi dancer Wei Junjie is a man who can bend and stretch——

"It's my fault, that skunk has gone to America's position. How should we deal with it? How should we deal with it?"

"What are you doing standing there in a daze? Set up a net to catch people!"

"Can it be done?"

"It's okay even if it doesn't work. Then if Teacher Cang and Lao Wang are shot down under our noses, do we still want the face of the attacking army?"

"boom!"

The shipboard catching net is actually a full metal fiber net, covered with sharp metal barbs, full of the characteristics of the expeditionary army. In their case, this thing has no concept of saving people at all, and is completely for super giant alien beasts. Made to order.

However, thinking about it, no one except the poor stoat beast would care about this kind of thing. Mr. Li Cang rolled into the trapping cabin with a roar and kicked the stoat beast, which was covered with only a few pieces of good meat, out of the trap. He kicked it away and glanced at you: "You look disgusting, just stay here!"

"Ouch~"

"Call your mother, shut up!"

"."

A group of people rushed into the animal trap. They didn't know what to say to these two thugs. Lao Wang got up on his own and asked, "Where are we?"

"Ship No. A1135 of the Assistance Defense Force, hull number 568, our current position is 15°-31 kilometers north-east of the inner perimeter of the third island chain."

Lao Wang pinched his fingers and calculated: "What the hell, why are you here? Li, didn't you swear that the direction is fine? Forget it, don't kill this big white fox. Come back and send me to Hot Spring Mountain!"

"Uh, Master Wang, this is a stoat beast, it tastes very——"

"What nonsense are you talking about? The sharp-billed monkey has blood-red cheeks and eyes. Isn't this a spotted fox? How can I raise something as disgusting as a skunk!"

"Master Wang is right, but I was wrong!"

"Well." Lao Wang washed his face in the sink used for drinking water for strange beasts in the animal trap. He picked up the page hammer and put it on his shoulder, with an arrogant look on his face. "Finally, I encountered a serious thing. Hurry up and send it to me." I went to the front line to prepare the camp, and my sword is already thirsty!"

Prepare camp.

Bei Zhikang, Wu Nansen, Zhao Yang and the others looked at each other in confusion for a long time, as did the two people who jumped out of the animal trap, and then confirmed the ship number again and again: "No, didn't you go in this direction? You can still come back from America. Well, the fleet I sent to pick you up has already left in two batches. I wonder, are you two going to the main island chain of America to scrape the land?"

"It's just a walk, what a fuss!" Lao Wang was too embarrassed to talk about being ambushed by a group of fish. He casually threw a pile of epaulets and two "black boxes" in front of Zhao Yang: "This thing can be put into a museum!"

"How did you get it?"

"Looking at the lines with the palm of your hand!"

The pupils of a group of people shrank to the size of pinheads, and their expressions were a bit uncontrollable, looking both happy and worried.

Rao Qifang suddenly rushed over and put a military coat on Li Cang: "Wear short sleeves in the cold weather. This kid will have to be sick when he gets old, don't you know?"

"mom"

"Shut up!"

Li Cang glanced at the prayer panel with a dumbfounded look, frowned thoughtfully, and then blurted out a sentence -

"Everyone in the base should move back first. I'm almost out of the fight here."

Gray light exploded from the top of the big wand and went straight to the sky. The colorful battlefield with fiery trees and silver flowers was instantly coated with a layer of deathly gray. Thirteen figures with three heads and six arms were high in the clouds, indifferent and without a trace of emotion. The cold gaze looked down below without wavering.

"Main troops: Dogleg No. 2, Dogleg No. 4, Dogleg No. 5." Li Cang glanced at the direction of the area where the warp storm was raging, then turned around and said to Rao Qifang: "Mom, find me a panda speedboat that can Breaking through the three-layered island chain defense line of the American Federation."

"Er smash?!"

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Panda Golden Group, the "picking up flowers in the morning and evening" team.

A gray-black spindle-shaped modified island slowly wandered in the corner of America's third island chain. As the saying goes, the most dangerous place is the safest. The dark green matrix cyclone that came with the jump storm interfered with all kinds of effective detection. In this gap where you can directly see the front line with a telescope as soon as you raise your eyes, the small team that is used to seeing life-and-death battles and fierce battles complains about the outrageousness of the team's name as usual, and the transformation island is filled with a happy atmosphere.

"Tell your mother to pick up the flowers in the morning and evening. If you want me to tell you, just ask Sui Yuan to count the balls."

"Thankfully the captain's surname is not Zhou, otherwise I wouldn't know how to explain it to others."

"We are all so stupid. Does it matter if our surname is Zhou or not? I don't even dare to look up when I go out now. There is no aunt in my entire neighborhood who is eighty or three years old who doesn't know that I am here." People who wander around in the morning and evening ask me if I was very good at studying when I was young!"

"When I read the Spring and Autumn Period, I wouldn't even look at the flowers in the morning or the dog in the evening!"

"I don't allow you to slander Mr. Lu Xun. Mr. Lu Xun once said, damn!"

"Clam?"

"Stop beeping, people are here, show your skills!"

"I thought this foreigner was cheating, is he really here?"

"Shunzi, this time it's done, you're the first to do it!"

"Okay~"

Anakin from 19th Avenue was not alone. There were 19 people stacked on a shabby boat like mahjong tiles, including an American who was wearing a military uniform and lost two limbs. Soldier, Anakin raised his hands above his head: "Six, my friend, please be patient. What you want is exactly what he brought back for me. Things happened in a hurry, and he was seriously injured. I can't Change him into ordinary people's clothes without affecting his condition, but please believe me, he is definitely one of our own!"

Shunzi signaled his teammates, who were on high alert, to put down their weapons: "An, we agreed that the money, passport, new identity certificate, and real estate certificate are all here. You can inspect them on site. Where is the thing I want?"

"Here!"

When Anakin heard this, he didn't hesitate at all and threw a box directly over. His and Benjamin's family members were on board. Facing the heavily armed six-man team, it can be said that there was no room for resistance. He just delivered the box directly. The utmost sincerity.

Shunzi's captain opened the box and took a look. He was immediately stung by a burst of violent and dazzling lightning, which made him dizzy. After a while, he nodded to Shunzi: "The identification results are fine. The items are correct. Except for the ones produced in the thunderstorm area, No one else can make this kind of noise."

Shunzi immediately breathed a sigh of relief and smiled: "My friend, this is your passport. You have to take it. No matter whether it succeeds or not, I will wait for you at the base!"

Anakin laughed heartily and asked the frightened family to leave the ship and board the island to the other side: "Is this just the package?"

"Yes, try to deliver it within 19th Avenue."

"goodbye."

"Wait!" Shunzi organized his words, "If something unexpected happens, open the box immediately and tear everything inside into pieces. Maybe -"

Anakin thought that the other party was worried about him, and even raised his eyebrows mischievously, and interrupted with a smile: "Don't worry, my friend, I know what I am doing, I know how to do it, even if I fail, I will You will try your best to destroy all evidence, believe me, after all, my family and friends are still in your hands, right? "

After Anakin's ship sailed away, Shunzi's captain held his breath and clicked on the communicator: "Report to the instructor that the package has been sent."

"Thank you for your hard work. Come back and be safe."

"yes!"

After sending away his family and saving the life of his most important friend, Anakin felt extremely happy and threw away the passport. In fact, he had no intention of walking out alive. No matter how transparent the American Federation was, it would not be possible. He would fall down twice in a pit. He hummed his favorite blues happily all the way, used a few green tickets to kill local gangsters in the gang port, drove his pickup truck towards the central area, and then, At the 23rd Avenue checkpoint, he was stopped by a large group of hundreds of soldiers wearing uniforms he had never seen before.

"People inside, get out!"

"Anakin, you violated-"

"boom!"

The pickup truck crashed in front of a building, with thick smoke billowing from the engine. Anakin, who was not injured at all, had a string of melta bombs in his backhand. Amidst the gunfire, he stuffed another one into the box, and threw away the last one. In the pile of melta bombs in the back seat: "My friend, I tried my best. They moved so fast. I thought I could at least make it to 20th Avenue. Hey, I guess there should be a series of well-equipped big guns in the box." Powerful explosives, no matter what, 23rd Avenue is already populated by congressmen!”

The strange metal box shook violently, and even withstood the power of the melta bomb implosion. Anakin was stunned and couldn't help but praise the unconventional level of the 3/7 base technology.

Another shake, and a mark appeared on the surface of the box, which looked like a fist.

This time, Anakin was completely confused.

No, I didn't bring someone in with all my efforts, did the guys in the flower planting base take the wrong medicine?

With a crisp sound, the box broke into pieces, and Lao Wang Li Cang was piled on the co-pilot seat with a forehead full of shattered Pokémon balls and witch bag fragments, his posture was very distorted.

Anakin: "Wardfa?"

"Fuck you, these days, honest guys like you are rarer than virgins!" Lao Wang spat out a mouthful of black ash, his eyes rolled, "Oh, Chinese hip teacher Na Cang, there is still meat on the mosquito legs, if there is a chance, I must say in front of Li Lace that your husband is awesome!"

The back half of the pickup truck flew backwards with Lao Wang in an instant. Li Cang glanced at Anakin and took out a relatively intact Pokémon ball and a witchcraft bag from the mess: "Do you have an alienated bloodline?"

"Ah, yes."

Anakin didn't finish his words and turned into a stream of light and disappeared.

Li Cang tucked the Pokémon Ball into his equipment belt, raised his hand and threw out the big magic wand, and the figures of Bone Sister and Silver Ridge Behemoth appeared in the air and fell to the ground with a bang. The overwhelming black and white plague clouds and the fierce cold wave exploded on the main island of the American Federation like a nuclear bomb. The water vapor in the air was instantly drained and turned into huge sharp ice spikes tens or even hundreds of meters long. With the power of the Silver Ridge Behemoth's domain, it spread and grew in all directions, tearing the earth and piercing the floor.

Li Cang looked around: "Very good, very spacious, suitable for the main battlefield."

In one sentence, this island chain has been sentenced to death.

Lao Wang walked back with a hammer that was not stained with blood: "Solved, where are we going now?"

Li Cang said: "Let's find a place and have a full cup of iced American coffee?"

Lao Wang said shyly: "Damn, the iron tree has blossomed, I didn't expect you to be so interesting~"

"wqnmd!"

A heavy kick rolled Lao Wang more than 200 meters away, smashing countless vehicles and walls. Perhaps it was God's will, this guy just stopped in front of a coffee shop, and there was a blonde American young woman inside. Master Wang instantly became professional and flew a coquettish wink: "Miss, two cups of American young woman. Bah. Two cups of American with less ice and caramel sea salt. By the way, you have done a good job in praying for protection here. Most of the buildings are intact?"

The blonde with big waves tried to swallow a big mouthful of saliva towards Lao Wang's chest.

What's the big deal about iced Americano with caramel and sea salt? You can put your heart in it if you want. I just prayed to God and he sent me such a strong man. Oh, my God, he is as strong as a bull!

The blonde with big waves hadn't finished sighing yet, and suddenly she felt that the whole world was bright. She stared at Li Cang who pushed the door and walked in. Her eyes moved with his steps. She wanted to look at him and make him fall. She used half a second to thank God and half a second to thank her dead husband. After hesitating for a second, she made the most sincere invitation in her life to Li Cang and Lao Wang: "The coffee machine may need to be preheated for a while. If you don't mind waiting, you can come with me to the back to take a rest. Ahem. Rest for a while. The goldfish I raised are very good at blowing bubbles. They are very cute. You will definitely not feel bored~"

Lao Wang: "!"

Li Cang: "?"