Chapter 169: Fatty Wang, the God of Heaven
"What a long fart!"
"Hard ass!"
"How do you feel about telling me how good it is for three minutes?"
Li Laixi opened her mouth and spurted wildly. She was furious.
"Only three minutes." Li Can grinned, "I thought it had been three years."
Li Leisi looked at the time angrily and said seriously,
"It's 295 seconds, but you've been completely unconscious since about 180 seconds. What a madman! Is there any way to repair the big wand? Do you want to try praying?"
The smile on Li Cang's face was huge.
“The test results are quite positive and it’s not broken.”
As he spoke, he could see the scarlet light flowing slowly in the cracks on the surface of the big wand. In a very short period of time, the cracks closed automatically, but the strands of scarlet remained like the qin in jade.
Li Cang's bones crackled all over his body, and his rickety body suddenly straightened:
"Just growing up."
"What do you mean?" Li Leisi asked doubtfully, "How does this thing grow up?"
"The zombies are approaching again. Now is not the time to talk about this. Hold me up. I will be a glass man in the next day or two."
Li Laisi groaned and suddenly said:
"Oops, I seem to have forgotten Lao Wang!"
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Facts have proved that it is not a wise operation to let the big corpse brother and the loser protect Lao Wang.
Every muscle in Big Corpse Brother's body is built for killing. The ugly walking zombies are as ridiculous as jumping bugs in front of him, but this does not mean that it can protect one person among the crazy walking zombies. A relatively fragile life.
"Protection" is a burden for humans, let alone Brother Zhi, who has difficulty understanding instructions.
He went from being unparalleled in mowing the grass to being timid and being tricked by the zombies.
Lao Wang once tried to prove himself
He broke into the corpse group again and again, and then was slammed back to the shore by the corpse group coming in like a tide.
Hundreds of corpses have been piled up around him, most of which were killed by the big corpse brother and the henchmen.
Even so, Niu Lanxi was still frightened.
The old man feels that his definition of power has been overturned in his life. Can one's personal power really be so awesome?
One person, and a few servants of fate, can actually remain motionless under the impact of hundreds of corpses.
"This is impossible. It's too exaggerated."
That fat man is like a god descending from heaven!
I would rather sell my butt to have a good relationship with him!
Well, it would be perfect if he would stay with us!
Thinking of this, Niu Lanxi almost laughed at himself.
He knew this was impossible but still couldn't help but fantasize. They really needed such a powerful fighting force.
However, how can wild beasts associate with cattle and sheep?
Unless it's hungry.
Immediately afterwards, Niu Lanxi saw the man, woman and big cat coming back, driving the cat galloping around, causing a bloody storm.
Lao Wang yelled,
"Have you found the armored zombie?"
Li Leisi jumped down from Miss Qiu and patted its big head.
"Protect daddy."
Miss Qiu: "Ouch~"
Li Laixi rushed to Lao Wang and signaled to Li Cang that he could free the big corpse brother and the loser.
"Why are you so good now?" Li Leisi asked doubtfully, "You gained a lot of strength out of thin air and used it on the dog?"
Lao Wang: "."
Her tone was as natural and without any trace of PS as the head teacher said, "You are the worst class of students I have ever taught."
Of course, his rich experience of being beaten made Lao Wang clearly understand that this sentence cannot be accepted. Accepting it will only enrich certain experiences.
Li Laisi kicked the three zombies in the direction of the big zombie brother, threw out the hammer in her hand, half dragged and half pulled it to the front with the blade, raised her leg high and stepped on its chest to prevent it from getting closer.
A set of operations, both awesome and rustic.
As Li Leisi exerted her strength, the seemingly strong zombie had no room for resistance and was "sent" to stand face to face with Lao Wang.
"Although your strength is growing, it's obviously not to an otherworldly level. The bones of a walking corpse are still bones to you, not some fragile bean sprouts."
"But what you are holding is a blunt weapon that can seriously injure the human body under the armor. Even a heavily armored zombie will still temporarily lose its combat effectiveness if its vulnerable parts are hit by this weapon. Here, here, and here, what I taught you before Have you swallowed everything?"
Boom~
The zombie's collarbone was broken in response, and along with his legs, the blunt blade of the hammer had already opened the trachea.
"Ho ho."
The zombie clutched his throat and rolled in pain.
Li Leisi said,
"Although the walking corpse has a strong self-healing ability, it can often repair such injuries in the end, but the time before that is enough for you to chop it into dumpling fillings."
Lao Wang: "."
Li Cang was holding a big magic wand, leaning against Miss Qiu, with a pale and weak face.
Niu Lanxi couldn't help but ask,
"Are you injured?"
Li Cang said indifferently,
"It's just a small contribution to scientific research. Well, my people are here."
Hundreds of doglegs climbed along the alloy chains and poured into the corpses in a steady stream.
"Also, by the way, I would like to remind you that the closest distance between the three floating mountains is obviously only a few meters, and they are not as far away as they seem. Otherwise, the losers on other islands would not be able to get by."
Niu Lanxi said sincerely: "Thank you."
Li Cang did not speak, concentrating on commanding the lackeys to deploy their troops.
Seven in a group, a total of 20 groups of lackeys cut into the zombies like sharp knives.
The following more than 100 simply lined up in a straight line and pushed forward.
The organized and orderly lackeys who were not afraid of being bitten successfully stabilized their footing after being breached by the surging tide of zombies twice, and launched a slaughter with amazing efficiency.
The zombies fell one after another, and Li Lasi occasionally sent out a few waves of prayers for treatment---
Although she could not directly pray to replenish the "durability" of the lackeys, there was no obstacle to repairing basic injuries.
The 20 groups of sharp knives went back and forth in the back, mixing up the zombies, and the lackeys arranged in a straight line of defense further stopped the zombies' momentum of charging, and even pressed back in the opposite direction.
The most basic advantage of a long snake is that no matter how many enemies there are, the lackeys need to face the same number of heads as themselves, which is convenient for forming a siege; the disadvantage is also quite obvious, if one defense is broken, the whole line will collapse.
However, in this battle that is not evenly matched and can be called a crushing posture, Li Cang obviously chose the most correct way.
"Retreat, let Brother Big Corpse and Miss Qiu press forward," Li Cang said, "We can fast forward to the part where we are laning against the heavily armored zombies."
Lao Wang crawled back like a dead dog,
"I... I killed at least two hundred zombies. This is not a job for humans"
"I regret it. Can I give up martial arts and pursue literature? In fact, I also have a dream of becoming a mage."
Li Lasi stared at Li Cang without comment:
"Hey, mage?"
