Chapter 1924 Lao Wang: The merit is on my head (1)

Chapter 1924 Lao Wang: The merit is on my head (+1)

"Hurry up and save him."

"He's dying, do you want to pray?"

"Pray, don't you see that his thigh is still attached to the skin? Are you praying to help him quickly cut off his limbs? Stop the bleeding, find a way to stop the bleeding first!"

No matter where this kind of thing happens, there will always be people who jump out and give all kinds of opinions and suggestions, and of course there is no shortage of people who are willing to take photos, gossip and grab news without hesitation.

Lao Wang looked around but couldn't find anything that was suitable, so he had to take the feather of the colored gold eagle out of his mouth: "Hey, are you still conscious? If you want to live, just bear with it. Forget it, I'll just stuff his mouth with a shoe. It would be bad if I bite off his tongue."

"Here it comes!"

Under the gaze of a large group of people, Lao Wang used a feather to cut a huge gash on the thigh of the unfortunate cook, pulling out several bloody and indescribable things that were still oozing juice, tied a knot with the feather as a pin, and finally stuck the pin into the thigh meat to fix it.

The whole set of actions was smooth and the whole process took no more than ten seconds.

"WTF, what are you doing?"

The wounded man's eyes were wide open in pain, and he fainted as if he was half a warm corpse after only half a sound.

"Of course it's to stop the bleeding! Hey, the guy selling sweet water over there, take your cart and push him to the hospital! Don't break the skin on his leg, or he'll have to have his limbs amputated!"

After a flurry of activity, the man was finally taken away, and he ran into the rescue fleet that rushed to the scene screaming.

"Who did the first aid? It's so fucking beautiful! Push him to the ship immediately for surgery!"

"I haven't seen such standard battlefield first aid in many years"

"The technique is so neat and tidy. There is a saying about the acupuncture points here, right? It's Chinese medicine. Did you notice that even the bleeding of small blood vessels has been reduced a lot!"

"You did it? Okay, you're recruited. After the matter is over, I will apply for special bonuses and honors for you. Now, follow us!"

A group of first aid personnel didn't even forget to discuss while running wildly among the supporting soldiers. It can only be said that none of those who often do this job are normal, and their brain circuits are indeed very different from ordinary people.

"Ah? That's fine." The bloody old Wang scratched his head blankly and gave Tai Xiaoyi a look, "Hey, take them with you, we are together, a professional first aid team!"

A group of first aid personnel were stunned for a moment, looking at the Hanfu on Li Lace and Tai Xiaoyi, and asked mysteriously and seriously: "Chinese kung fu? Traditional Chinese medical science? Attack a vital point? qiuqiuqiu? Taoist-master? xiuxiuxiuxiu?"

Old Wang took on the responsibility: "Ojbk!"

The other party seemed to want to bow but failed, so he gave a thumbs up instead: "New bee!"

While he lifted the injured onto the floating platform, he switched to another language and chattered with his colleagues around him at a very fast speed. Then, the group of medical staff looked at Old Wang, Li Lace, Tai Xiaoyi and a series of followers who looked anthropomorphic but were not actually human, and their eyes gradually became full of respect and fear for supernatural practitioners.

"What did you say to them?"

"qiuqiuqiu, acupuncture, xiuxiuxiu, drawing talismans and pasting talismans, do you have any understanding ability? You don't understand this?"

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Inexplicably, three people joined the rescue operation, and the whole thing gradually took a strange path after Lao Wang tied up several insects with chains covered with runes and blazing evil fire, making them howl.

"Taoist-master, his spirit has collapsed. It should be some kind of mental pollution!"

"Let me do it!"

"Master Tao, this kind of toxin, we have never seen it before!"

"I'll do it!"

"TM, his heart has stopped beating, we can't do anything."

"Fuck you"

"What? Oh, yes yeses, shit!"

Old Wang was speechless. I've become an old artist while doing it, right? He rubbed his hands, and the evil fire burned in his palms: "What are you doing? Open the chest!"

He just kept working on the heart, but just when he got to the third group, the guy who could be called a corpse suddenly stood up with a roar. If it weren't for Old Wang's delicate and sensitive hands, this unlucky guy could have pulled his heart out of his chest.

Lao Wang pinched his heart and looked at the guy in surprise: "Fuck! You are so hard to kill?"

"What the fuck are you doing?"

It can be seen that the pain of the evil fire really touches the soul. Even an autopsy can make people die. In comparison, heart compression has become a worthless and useless act.

Li Leisi was actually speechless. She was speechless and felt that it was because of Chui Sting: "Tsk, so many bugs don't come to the densely populated sky island here, but instead pick these scraps to attack."

"Considering Mr. Cang's personality, this should be the most basic survival instinct for bugs, right?"

"Whitesville probably doesn't know what a terrible catastrophe it has escaped. Tsk, you're welcome. The credit goes to me!"

"Yes, yes, I'll give you the Whitesville Honorary Citizen Award tomorrow!"

"Are you sending away beggars?"

Whitesville began a long review phase. Everyone had to go through the review and crack down on polluting insect sources. Not to mention how many mutinies and protests and zero-dollar purchases happened in the middle, just the fact that a super-giant orbital island came uninvited and sat on their faces was enough to make people grit their teeth.

"Fuck! You told me that it was an orbital island? Have you ever seen such a big orbital island? Fuck!"

"The insect infestation has not been completely eliminated, and we have encountered such a thing again. Is it really God punishing us Whitesville people?"

"Insect infestation is not a problem, pollution is not a problem, and orbital islands are not a problem, but people with ulterior motives are a big problem!"

"Why is it not a problem? Once we give way, we will be forced to close a series of berthing contracts. What if the insect infestation takes the opportunity to ferment?"

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Whitesville is a huge free trade zone, a reputable commercial center, and a resource distribution center. Naturally, it is impossible to start a war for a little benefit. This is seriously inconsistent with their self-positioning and interest expectations anyway.

It is impossible to fight. The essence of the dispute in the parliament is that the insects are making way for the separation of the island chain, which will weaken the contract and then weaken their control over Whitesville. However, the other party is just in the stage of derailment sanctions, which is a bit difficult to deal with.

The Whitesville Council was arguing fiercely, while Li Cang, who was surrounded, said nothing to Li Laise, Tai Xiaoyi, the elder Wang, who had transformed himself into a core member of the special action team for sudden disaster investigation and treatment in the first island chain far away.

Ha, there is no such thing as a great scholar debating for me after entering the pass. The only thing is that you led the devils here.

On the huge ship, the three of them looked down with extraordinary dignity. Under their feet were not only densely armed personnel with heavy firepower and the first island chain shore defense zone of Whitesville, but also Mr. Cang, who was standing on the island with a look of autism on his face.

"Are you playing me?"

The silence of the magician was deafening. Although it was a traditional art of meme pollution passed down from generation to generation on this orbital sky island, this kind of thing was obviously outrageous. It was outrageous to the extreme. The dog teammates were still too aggressive.

What sin did I do in my previous life to have to do a soul-destroying job like taking care of a naughty child? This thing should be counted as a dangerous job subsidy for me!