Chapter 2029 A sudden thought came to my mind

"The feet of the blue sky are the same as those of the green clouds. The boss holds the cards in his hand. Lotus blossoms every step of the way. Please go upstairs~"

In the cafeteria, sweet, delicate and neat little movements can be faintly heard downstairs. Every time he calls out, Tao Hongben, who is wearing a navy blue robe and holding a folding fan, is excited: "Li Cang, you said there is something important, I am wearing formal clothes." This is a place that is not suitable and has a bad influence!”

"Haha, you are an old thief who pretends to be a thief all the time. His hypocrisy is disgusting!"

In contrast, Xiahou Haiwei was extremely comfortable, as if Timi was at home. The clicking of high-heeled shoes of every girl in high-slit cheongsam walking around became the drumbeat for him to hum a little tune.

It can be seen that this old guy was definitely a talented person when he was young. The older he gets, the more interesting he becomes. Even now, his free and uninhibited fairy style can still make a group of young girls look back. He is Shen Na nodded and smiled at him, and soon there were three girls in cheongsam and two girls in bathrobes who took the initiative to give him their hands for fortune telling.

"Xia, you'd better not say anything. I see your energy is stagnant and your face is blue. You will be in bad luck today!"

"Imperial! Back off! Do you think I'm so scared? Ha! With your skills, you're not even qualified to carry my shoes. As for the ghost beast that haunted the base last time, I had to solve it. If you have the ability, , did you think that a group of people would come to invite me with a low eyebrow? "

"you!"

The side show reluctantly returned the bunch of shrunken human skulls to Martinis, took a chicken head from the plate and gnawed on it: "Brother, Brother Cang, this place is great, it's really great, little sister, can you help me?" Shall I peel the crab?”

As the saying goes, age is not the key to ambition, but Comrade Bian Xiu is still thinking about having a literal naked party in Baiyu Beijing before he is an adult. He is several versions ahead of an old gangster like Xiahou Haiwei. , the heart is like still water even when eating and taking it.

Li Cang said absently: "The one opened by Lao Wang is absolutely legal. I'll ask them to get you a card later."

"Formal?" Bian Xiu smacked her lips, "That's a good relationship!"

As we all know, there are five of the four heavenly kings. Five of them, Confucian robes, administrative jackets, Nuo opera costumes, tribesmen, sitting there wildly, track line succubus, track line succubus, fairy wind bone, fairy wind bone, To be talented and good-looking, to have good looks and talented people, the main thing is that an acquaintance will stay away and idle people will salivate.

Jiaojiao, Song Qiang, Wu Yisong, the three children, Zhao Xiaoshuang, and Gu Mengxi hid as far away as possible, with their faces written on their faces saying that they were sorry to meet you in this way. It can be seen that there is actually only a thin line between social fear and social fear.

"Let's talk about business, let's talk about business!" Tao Hongben felt like there was a nail under his butt, and he was cursing in his heart that he had known that I was wearing a monk's robe. It was really unlucky to be compared to a son of a bitch like Xiahou Haiwei, "Li Cang, you That’s what I’m talking about, it’s actually quite difficult!”

Xiahou Haiwei sneered: "If it's difficult, don't do it. The stairs are right over there. It's easy to walk away~"

Tao Hongben was angry for a while, but as the saying goes, I can punch hard and have good physical strength. After a fight with a real knife and a gun, he couldn't beat something as slippery as Xiahou Haiwei. He got started a hundred years earlier: "How about, um, give us some more information, can you elaborate on it?"

"No." Li Cang said, "Send spirits, visit graves, whatever you want to understand. In short, I want to see someone."

"No! Wait a minute! Go to the grave? What grave are you going to? Who are you going to the grave for? Who dares to let someone like you go to the grave? My own parents can't bear it! You say that someone is sleeping well, but the grave is asking you to go to the grave. Come on, how angry are you when you get up?"

"Old thief, have you ever listened to what people are saying, reviewing the question, reviewing the question, they want to meet someone, so they go to the grave, tell me which word in this you don't understand?"

"I can understand every word! Can you understand the questions he puts together?"

"Ha, if you don't understand, that's because you are old and don't have the ability to understand!" , not actually human, right?”

Tao Hongben: "Nonsense. Normally you knock on the door when looking for someone. Have you ever seen someone burning paper?"

"If you ask me, you don't know what to say. Then why the hell would a normal person come to you to find someone? Why don't they find someone themselves? What's so strange about burning paper? Not all of them work together to do your business. Don’t you have the habit of giving watches to your ancestors?”

"Then you don't mean the same thing as me!"

"We all know the same thing, and our opinions are unified. Why are you interrupting? Do you know that there are specialties in the art industry? Let the professional people do the professional things. You are a stinky fortune teller, it's obvious to you!"

"I"

Literary people look down on each other. Today, Xiahou Haiwei plans to fight Tao Hongben. He will not give anyone a chance to reason: "Well, Cang, since the person you want to see is not a person, it will be easy to handle. I have two talismans here. Come back. Here, I will tell you another origami technique. One piece can be burned into talisman water and you can drink it. The other piece can be burned together with the folded yellow paper with the name written on it, and you will be blessed once again!"

Li Cang: "?"

Tao Hongben jumped up: "Ha! Ha! You've revealed your secret! You've never strayed from your profession. What the hell are you? I'm so ashamed to stand with you!"

"Oh, I'm the real deal here. Our man is not like some people who look like dogs. He has his feet bathed, rubbed, massaged, eaten, and drank, and just stares and does nothing!"

"Not me"

"Brother, brother, brother, brother Cang, the person you want to see but can't see, must not be ordinary, must be related to that person, rounded up to that is not um." Bian Xiu slapped the table, knocking down the chicken bone Buddha that he had worked hard to make by eating thirteen chicken heads, "For this matter, you come to me, professional counterparts, absolutely professional counterparts, I will go up and sing and dance, and let ghosts and gods come out to rap for you!"

"R.I.P.?" Martinis didn't dote on Bian Xiu like Xiahou Haiwei and Tao Hongben. It was unknown whether he really didn't understand or deliberately interrupted to laugh at Bian Xiu's accent. In short, he held a different professional opinion, "Great teacher um. Cang, it's like this, everything has spirits, and our tribe is undoubtedly the best at communicating with spirits on this land. Please give me and the children of the tribe a chance to prove ourselves!"

Li Cang rubbed his eyebrows painfully, feeling that his whimsical idea was indeed a bit ill-considered

Well, it needs to be discussed.

But it's not simply unreliable. The problem is that no matter how you think about it, the tricks these guys give are likely to trap them in the situation, and the graves of their ancestors will be dug up by the corpse weavers. They are desperate. The death of Bei Zhikang is probably not as negative as the death of any one of these four guys.

Ball sack

The corpse weaver is just a shy social phobia, but our great priest has suffered from social bullshit for many years. The size and length are suitable. If I can't serve the corpse weaver, can't I serve you? Asking him whether he received my little gift can indirectly prove the dynamics of the corpse weaver!

"Yes!"

Li Cang suddenly slapped his thigh, startling all four of them. Bian Xiu looked at him eagerly: "What do you mean?"

After finally sending Bian Xiu and Martinis away, Li Cang suddenly felt like a thorn in his back and his scalp was numb. At least four eyes were clamping his spine like tongs: "That."

"Heh!"

"Hmph!"

"Hmph!"

Li Leisi turned around and left. Suo Zhihui glanced at him with a smile and left too. Instead, Qin, who had just tried to express his determination to fight in the same trench with Sister Leilei with practical actions, Zhenzhen whispered: "You made Sister Leilei angry again! Let's go to the steam room!"

Li Cang bowed and offered the money quickly: "At most one hour, I'll be there soon!"

Qin Zhenzhen smiled: "I'll leave the door open for you!"

"Master Zhen, you've worked hard!"

"Loyalty! Sincerity!"

Li Cang, who was crawling, found a relatively wide square under the guidance of a cheongsam girl. After two buzzing sounds, the turtle back water beetle disappeared suddenly, leaving only Miss Qiu and the cheongsam girl staring at each other.

"Ah? I looked at it.?"

An Kexin was still confused at this moment, and had no idea what kind of job she had taken. Why did she take such a job? I, I'm just a whiteboard receptionist who has just been working for two weeks. I haven't received my salary this month yet. Even if you insist on saying it's valet parking, it's not within my business scope!

"Shua La~"

An Kexin only felt a wet and hot sensation on her body. Her high-slit cheongsam was lifted up from the bottom, and there was a sound of breaking. After a long while, she stiffened like a puppet and slowly turned her body.

"Woo~"

After licking the person, Miss Qiu put her head on the ground, hunched over, and raised her butt high. Her three sharp and ferocious tails coated with disturbance alloys shook out a sonic boom cloud happily. Facing An Kexin's slender, straight, white and long legs, it was like a 200-pound Alaskan inviting a toddler to play.

"Woo~"

An Kexin covered her mouth and broke softly.

She had been a poop scooper, so of course she knew what this action usually meant. The good news was that it was a friendly and happy signal. The bad news was that in the next three seconds, she had a 50% chance of having to accept a wave of Miss Qiu's tiger-style Iai head-on.

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Mu Shenlu.

Unfortunately, when Li Cang crawled out of the turtle-back dragon beetle with his teeth bared, he was hugged by Miam sisters before he had time to straighten the broken bones and deal with the muscle fibers and lines of his skin that exploded like fireworks.

"Hiss you. You guys." Li Cang and his bones moaned passionately: "Why are you doing some feudal superstitious rituals in the middle of the night? I'm not dead yet, who are you worshipping?"

"Miyamumu, you don't seem to be in a good mood today?" Miam sisters greeted sincerely at the same time, "Do you want us to help you relax. Okay, no need to know, don't be angry, I haven't seen you for a long time."

"Go get some oranges!"

"Huh?"

The Miam tribe always obeyed Li Cang's words and executed them thoroughly. Not only oranges, but anyone who looked like an orange was brought with a family.

Anyway, there was an altar, and everything was ready. Li Cang put the orange platter on the table and started directly. However, he was a little nervous with so many people staring at him.

"Ahem, this is my first time doing this." Li Cang frowned, "We are old friends, there is no need to do those fancy things, I'll do it, you can do whatever you want!"

The talisman water was drunk in one gulp, and the talisman paper smoke curled up.

The people of the Miyam tribe stared at the brazier until their eyes were blurry, looking around, and finally looked at each other in confusion. They had no idea what their Lord of the Divine Continent was doing. In short, it was very irregular.

Miyam tried to dissuade: "Miyam! This is not how sacrifices work."

"Shh!" Li Cang slowly peeled the orange, then stopped and handed one orange segment to another, "The delay is too high!"

"Sorry, I was delayed by some trivial matter!" A little orange man crawled out of the pile of fruits on his hands and knees, took the orange segment, and said hesitantly: "It won't be another lemon this time, right? You want to pick up my network cable again. ?”

(Note: See Chapter 1514 here: Lao Wang: "Hold the grass! Lao Wang?")

Li Cang clucked his lips: "It's an orange."

The orange man hugged the orange piece with ease and started to chew it like a piece of watermelon. Suddenly he froze as if he had seen it before: "This is more sour than the lemon last time!"

Li Cang spat out the orange in his mouth expressionlessly: "Yeah!"

The orange man threw away the orange petals speechlessly: "I didn't expect you to contact me in this way. If you don't adapt, the road will be difficult. Why, you have figured it out. Are you finally going to lend me that lovely repair dog? I can send someone to the base to get it."

"Leave your address and Goldfish Logistics will deliver it to your door."

The orange man spread his hands: "Thanks to you, the address is gone and it's not in the service area."

"It seemed like you were quite busy that day. Was the ceremony a success?"

"That's right." The orange man walked around on the altar and finally found a large glass of wine. He was annoyed but still polite: "Do me a favor and pour a glass. It's too sour."

Li Cang poured the wine: "This thing is very bad for the brain."

"I'm tired, I have too many things to do, and I want to retire." The orange man sat on a bunch of bananas with his legs crossed, fitting perfectly like a throne, "I envy you, you don't have pig-like colleagues or dog-like subordinates, but it seems that the orbital period You don’t seem very satisfied with the settlement reward. How about telling me the definitions of origin and non-origin?”

Li Cang rolled his eyelids: "Your Majesty the Great Priest! What kind of abacus are you selling in your gourd? Seeing is believing, the law is not passed down to the ears, or are you beginning to waver in your own ideas now?"

"You already knew what was out there?"

"Hmm!" Speaking of liver pain, Li Cang didn't want to answer this kind of question, "How about a gift?"

"Thank you, I'm flattered, he-"

Warm as mist, a small amount of light that the Miyam tribe is extremely familiar with and that moves the entire Mu God Continent leaks out from the orange man's body, as bright as a torch. Soon, the alien life breath inside the orange man fades away like a tide. , became shriveled and decayed, and finally burst open, revealing the internal structure of flocculent shriveled flesh and layers of dry skin.

This chapter is four thousand, (づ￣3￣)づ╭~