#2285 - Rollback
Liu Ying, the most active and well-known superstar on the forum so far, deserves any praise and can withstand any test. It is not an exaggeration to even call her the tears of the times. After all, Mr. Lu Xun once said: When other crosstalk performers are dead, the ones who are still alive are the fucking old artists.
Li Cang, who has always been reserved, socially phobic and autistic, suddenly looked as sharp as a knife, and looked at Liu Ying from head to toe with the penetrating and harmfulness of Ling Chi. Although the incongruity of the customs uniform suit that was not for official business was a bit strong, but even from the perspective of the experienced and unique aesthetics of the magician, her bone shape, flesh, water content and antioxidant level were all in an excellent state. She had a face that was both sweet and royal, and that represented peace and prosperity for the country. If she entered the mill, her overall luck value would be at least +3.
Liu Ying: “.”
The action of taking a half step back has fully demonstrated the lethality of the sharp gaze of some guys who are used to kicking and rolling. It is hard for Liu Ying to imagine why a skinny and weak guy would have such a terrible aggressiveness. She can't find any politeness or other emotional elements in his eyes. He is just looking at a thing.
"I've heard a lot about you!"
"Clam?"
It turned out that she was not a young lady. Li Cang smacked his lips with regret.
Afterwards, the construction team that Lao Wang called arrived. Although it was the coldest time of the year and the client's requirements were too outrageous and abstract, money is always a good thing and it can't be wrong. There must not be many people who are willing to make an enemy of this thing. Hundreds of workers worked in three shifts around the clock, and after two days and one night of hard work, they managed to weld the self-built building into an Eiffel Tower.
Li Cang pushed the large steel door which was dozens of times heavier: "All done~!"
What we are saying is that, in theory, the various crazy criticisms of Li Cang and Lao Wang should be regarded as illegal detention. The fact that several people including Li Lasi, Tai Xiaoyi, Rao Qifang, Suo Zhihui and Liu Ying were unusually calm was already very wrong, but -
[The path is illegal, the difference in the existing plot correction is too large, this round of judgment failed, the score is -55, the difficulty is changed, your score is still negative on the settlement day, which may cause some souls to be unable to redeem their bodies]
“Hurulu~”
"Here~"
"Okay, I found this result on the Internet related to 'What year, month and day is today', please take a look~"
Friday, January 13th, the 26th day of the twelfth lunar month of the Yisi year
09:07
Suitable for travel, moving, and marriage
Taboo: breaking ground, planting, or consecrating
Seventy-nine days
Li Cang held the cat, rubbed his waist, and stared at the lit screen of his mobile phone with gritted teeth in a trance for a while. Damn, this is too much. This thing even has a rollback function?
School, dormitory rooftop.
A steel bar stood upright on Lao Wang's body, but not much blood flowed out. Lao Wang's face was twisted in pain, and he growled helplessly and madly, "What baseball? What baseball!"
“Boom!”
"Ah! Someone jumped off the building!"
[The path is illegal, the difference in the existing plot correction is too large, the judgment of this round failed, the difficulty is changed, your points are still negative on the settlement day, which may cause some souls to be unable to redeem their bodies]
"If I guessed right, I would be replaced." Li Cang looked at his black cat avatar that changed his fortune against all odds, and fell into deep thought: "Let's go, Fei, come and see if Big Lao Wang is done for!"
"What?"
Lao Wang was chewing a bun and hiding his beer under the table. He thought it was a waste of his talent to come here to study, and his main purpose was to provide companionship.
"Your mom is dead! I'm still alive and well! You've got a spine that's not as strong as mine!"
"Hiss, come more, love to listen~"
"Who the hell are you? Is your brain pickled in a jar? Are you crazy, you fucking bastard?"
Li Cang: If you had done this earlier, I wouldn't have done that. Do you know how much effort I put in to kick you off the rooftop yesterday? I was sweating all over, and my spine is still hurting!
"My little lady is so beautiful, so cool, so cool!" Lao Wang was like a wild boar admiring the green grassland, deeply immersed in some impolite and immoral fantasy: "Why don't you wear the school hospital uniform to substitute for us?"
Li Cang asked, "By the way, what class was she teaching just now?"
"Who the hell are you asking?" Lao Wang was tidying up the table. "My young lady is calling you! Stop talking nonsense! Hurry up! Let's hurry up and make some red fish noodles and a big bowl of deer blood! I've been craving this for a long time!"
A few days later.
Li Cangmei woke up in the exclusive ward of Yanchuan Second Hospital. He looked out the window at the apple tree with green buds still on its branches despite the wind and snow, and breathed a long sigh of relief.
Then, the three drunkards who were having skewers in the evening were spared a beating this time.
Old Wang glanced at the vomit in the trash can and bared his teeth: "Oh, Lei Zi, your trip to America was really not in vain. It seems that your filial son and grandson should learn some manners and morals, right?"
Li Leisi raised her face, her eyebrows and eyes were full of temperament: "Xiao Zhong you——"
"???"
Lao Wang's heart suddenly sank. Beads of sweat broke out on his back. He froze there with his mouth wide open. He glanced at Li Cang in panic and helplessness. Damn it, restart it, restart it quickly, and kill me right now!
"Geese, geese, geese~" Li Leisi suddenly laughed: "Stop talking nonsense to me, are you worthy enough?"
“.”
Master Wang's face turned green. This Timi is just imitating others. Mr. Li, you women have so many fucking shows. Isn't this thing more exciting than eating wild food?
After dinner.
This time, there was no need to send the three drunkards to the Second Hospital, but Li Cang was facing a more severe test. Rao Qifang's mouth curled up slightly -
"Come on, come home with me?"
Big Wang was in awe, while the others were more or less reserved than this loser. Everyone at the table looked at each other, some raised their heads to the sky, and no one dared to breathe.
Li Leisi glanced at the two of them, then embraced Suo Zhihui and said, "Then we'll leave too!"
Rao Qifang: "Why are you leaving? Where do you want to go? Don't you know which way your door faces? Why don't you go home? So I worked so hard to give birth to you just to thank nature for the gift?"
"I see you two are upset!"
"When I gave birth to you, I saw you grow up to be like that, but I didn't strangle you to death right away. Haven't you grown up this big? Let's go! Go home!"
Old Wang bowed to Li Cang from afar and said, "Good luck, brave man."
"Xiaoyi, shall we take you back to the dormitory first?"
"Okay~"
Now Master Wang couldn't laugh anymore. Damn it, Li Cang, you deserve to die. Where is my little miss Timi?
