Chapter 337: Stop talking nonsense, open the door and check the room! (Please vote for recommendatio

Chapter 337 Stop talking nonsense and open the door for ward inspection! (Please vote for recommendation~)

After drinking a glass of wine, Li Cang felt like his soul was in a trance.

"There doesn't seem to be something right with this juice."

"Good guy," Lao Wang seemed to have seen something dirty, "You've passed it. Has it reached the point where you can't even drink fermented juices? Isn't it too high for you? "

Li Cang smelled the bottom of the cup, felt confused, and then began to doubt his life.

no

Is my alcohol allergy a terminal illness? ?

In the first few minutes, he was silent and even suspected that he had some terminal illness, but then suddenly the whole bar was taken over by this guy——

He has always been the Jiu Mengzi who can't do anything except toss after drinking too much. This is very Li Cang, don't sit still.

Teacher Cang first performed a handstand drinking show for everyone, and then performed Ms. Qiu’s acrobatic project of lifting the golden rooster independently with one hand. Finally, she sat down tiredly on the bar, panting heavily, gesticulating and chattering to start the conversation. Tuberculosis mode:

"Children, before the disaster, have you ever seen anyone who could split a wooden pile as thick as I gestured with an ax? Yes, split it horizontally, and the wooden pile didn't even have an underground vat. high."

"She can! Just her!"

"Have you ever played with a bag, a cloth bag with corn and soybeans inside? After playing with it, I woke up and found that it was already three days later. There were still corn grains embedded in the flesh of my face. It looked like it was sprayed with a shotgun. As if he was passing by, the doctor told me in a serious tone that the head is different from the millstone and cannot be used to grind corn flour, otherwise I will not only have a moderate concussion next time, but may also need to see a psychiatrist."

"What kind of childhood? What kind of childhood! I, Timi, have had a rough childhood when others were young. I spent eight years in one year, and my yang energy has long been left behind."

"Yes, how can there be no interesting things? It's just the three of us. When we were young, we were more mischievous than you. If we say we ran away from home, then we really did. We traveled a hundred miles in a day and a night, all from Yanchuan. Arriving at the grassland, it was deserted. I was hungry and thirsty. I finally saw a family of herdsmen. I was afraid that I would be found out and sued at home. It was her again who wrestled with a heifer and won. At least she got a few mouthfuls for the three of us. Milk keeps me from dying of thirst and starvation.”

"Hey, she was only 7 years old at that time? Or was she 8 years old? Yes, raw, human, sucking milk from a cow! Can you imagine that scene? The little girl from the herdsman's family is so brave, she is not afraid of wolves , as soon as he came in to see the scene, he was frightened by the three of us. His father chased him all the way with a pitchfork, and even called the police."

"Of course I was caught. Not only were there police officers, but there were also prairie mounted police. People can outrun people, but can they outrun horses and cars?"

"That tall, tall guy with a face that says I'm not to be trifled with, Lao Wang, he's a coward, and he didn't know what to do when we made an appointment. But when the police came in, he was completely confused and screamed, 'Oh my! It wasn't intentional, I didn't force it, do you think this is something people can say?"

"He also tried to bribe people and asked them to write records. If the policeman has a date? Do you like long legs? You let us go and pretended that you have never met us. I will introduce you to your girlfriend. I asked people stupidly if you knew it. Just He asked Lao Wang with a smile how long his legs were. He was so proud. He said that the road only requires two steps. The uniforms in the room laughed wildly. One said: "Two steps?" The other one said: "Two steps?" Said: It’s impossible to help, I guess he’s already wanted!”

"Then why did you listen so well and still cry? As a young man, ah, do you miss home and your parents? That's really what you should think about."

"But it doesn't matter to you. At least your parents still care about you. Master Wang is really miserable. His parents are still alive and refuse to recognize each other. They don't give him anything except money. He has never seen him since he was a child. My dear parents, in our eyes, Master Wang, this thing of being homesick is as outrageous as the safe words of Da Chao and Master, and the child is as stubborn as a donkey."

"Of course I came to see him. His mother probably didn't take medicine that time and couldn't think about it, or she was pregnant with depression and stupid. She still wanted to come back to see him with a baby in her belly. As a result, she walked into the courtyard gate with her front foot and Master Wang on the back foot. He lay on the ground and began to mourn, and then the police came in and asked who called the police. Master Wang lay on the ground and looked at the police eagerly, and asked, if a pregnant woman hits me, does it count as a gang fight? "

"And more and more."

Li Cang was surrounded by hundreds of children on the left and right. It was like listening to a story party. The atmosphere was so lively - how to describe it? If the audience of Xuanming and Ming's electronic music festival had half this emotional index, they would also You won't have to carry the train all night long.

Li Laisi gritted her silver teeth and her face was ashen.

Lao Wang directly covered his face.

No more, no more

You can't help such a stupid teammate!

It's like a lifetime ago.

This was the first adjective that came to Li Cang's mind when he woke up.

The porthole above the head reflects the light blue sea, pure white light, the sea and sky are the same color, and the two full moons are as bright as silver plates.

"So I'm still alive. Why are there two breathing noises?"

Li Cang glanced down and saw only a pair of blue eyes reflected by the moonlight outside the window.

"Xida, Da Leizi, what are you doing? You, you, me, me, me."

Endless tiny black particles poured in from the darkness, condensing into Lilith's body as brilliant as the sunset beside the bed. She made a face at Li Cang:

"Ah~"

A very childish, surprising voice.

Then

Bang!

Li Leisi slammed the door, opened it again, closed it, locked it, and fell paralyzed on the bed in her cabin.

It was such a mess, running smoothly in one go.

"Ah ah ah bastard!!"

"What a sin!"

Getting Li Cang drunk was easy, but what happened next was more complicated than imagined——

She really couldn't sleep with a drunkard under the strong gaze of a third party's bright eyes, even though Lilith didn't object but was eager to give it a try.

This is so shameful!

At once.

It's like a fucking dream.

Li Leisi just stood at the end of the bed and stared at the drunk man for two hours. The more she thought about it, the more her imagination grew. In the end, she felt that her whole body was empty, and she saw through the world of mortals and transcended everything.

The most terrifying thing is.

He woke up, he woke up halfway!

"He can't see me. He can't see me. He can't see me. He can't see me. He can't see me."

"Ah ah ah let me die"

"It's broken, I'm broken."

Dang!

Knock, knock?

There's a knock on the door!

Li Leisi rolled over and jumped up from the bed. She held a giant sword in her left hand and a big knife in her right hand. With a clang, sparks shot out. The murderous intent in her eyes fluctuated violently, and her tone was panicked.

"who"

She found that her voice was shaking badly and was hoarse as if she hadn't drank water for several days, so she forced herself to calm down, reorganize her words, and roared:

"who!!"

The entire metal cabin was shaken and buzzing.

There were staggering footsteps outside the door, obviously frightened by the roar.

"I"

"You, are you hot?"

"Express delivery, read the water meter, stop talking nonsense and open the door for me!"

"oh"

Don't ask, it's hard to write.

Let’s continue the battle of wits and courage tomorrow.

Tickets are coming~