Chapter 43 What did you experience in the hospital?
"That's enough," Li Cang said, "Your arms are thicker than my thighs, and you can't do it after just a few strokes? I'm really worried about Xiaoxiao's nightlife."
"How can you talk like that! What can't be done? Who can't be done?" Lao Wang immediately got up, "You're worried about nothing, I'm 20 and she's 30, we're in our prime, and we're in harmony."
"It's different to graduate from college. You're worthy of praise for saying so many idioms to describe your guilty conscience. Also, you should lose weight. I heard that once a man gets fat, he has to pay some unknown price."
"Where the hell are you looking at?" Lao Wang said angrily, "Can this world be better? Why is it full of discrimination and oppression against fat people everywhere?"
He looked at the broken bones under his feet and fell into deep thought. The sloppy and cynical expression on his face disappeared.
He is a very fantastic person. He has two faces at a young age.
When he was talking and laughing, he looked like a simple and happy fat otaku, and his temperament could be said to be a little bit vulgar, but once his face lost its expression and became serious, he could instantly turn into a sturdy second-hand butcher with a fierce and wild face.
"Teacher Cang, do you think a man weighing about 200 pounds could crush a complete skull directly?"
"Unless your legs are equipped with hydraulics."
Li Cang squatted down to check.
The pale skull broke into many pieces in the grass. There were no footprints of any creatures around, no bloodstains, and no rotten smell. Everything was ordinary. If there was anything special, it was that there were many deep scratches on the surface of the skull.
Perhaps these bite marks destroyed the original structure of the skull, making it extremely fragile.
"It's just some snacks left over by some guys."
"I'm just curious about what you've been through during your time in the hospital. When you said the word 'snacks' just now, your tone was as natural as the air in Lay's potato chips."
Li Cang stood up and walked around and threw out a sentence,
"Smoking, drinking, perming my hair, and making some extra money to pay off the mortgage."
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"The good news is that this island is obviously not a fragment separated from some remote deep mountain forest. Another good news is that there may be a lot of zombies on the island," Li Cang said, "The forest belt in that direction should be street trees. Let's go in that direction."
Old Wang had two hatchets on his waist and a metal baseball bat in his hand. He was fully armed and had a reckless look on his face.
"Teacher Cang, I think we should get a box truck or something, so that we can carry more things and it's convenient to run away!"
After walking for more than an hour in the high temperature of nearly 40 degrees, Li Cang and the others finally arrived at the road.
"It's just a two-lane road," Lao Wang complained, "I have completely given up hope that there is a ruin of a big city behind that mountain."
The asphalt road was sticky on the soles of my shoes, and it made a crackling sound with every step.
The road was even intact, and there were basically no cracks on the road surface.
This is good news.
"Look, there's a car in front!" Lao Wang shouted excitedly and rushed forward quickly, "Fuck, it's still domineering, really good~"
Suddenly, a long-haired woman with a short shirt on her upper body and a denim skirt with her belly exposed rushed out of the bushes beside the road and pounced on Lao Wang.
While running, Lao Wang only had time to slightly tilt his neck and head to the side.
It was this simple and plain action that successfully saved him from the fate of having his ears or half of his face bitten off.
There was a muffled bang.
Li Cang seemed to hear the sound of a bone breaking.
The long-haired woman's two long white legs were three feet off the ground at that time, and were violently carried away by Lao Wang seven or eight meters.
What's more, Lao Wang's running posture did not change much because of this collision.
The two were not in the same tonnage at all.
Then, several figures appeared in the bushes, with pale skin and bulging blood vessels, and gray eyes with nothing but madness.
"Fuck, this is not what I imagined to sneak in!!"
Lao Wang reacted quickly, holding an elbow-long hatchet in his hand and swinging it out, directly hitting a zombie in the shoulder.
The zombie who was chopped by the knife was unaware of the deep knife wound, and hugged Lao Wang, wrapped his legs directly around his waist, and opened his mouth to bite.
The blood splattered from the zombie's knife, but Lao Wang's expression changed miserably.
Because it was the first time to use this hatchet with a curved top, the curved tip of the knife was stuck in the gap between the shoulder blades, and it couldn't be pulled down for a while.
The smelly mouth of the zombie with its teeth sticking with meat was right in front of him. He didn't care about the knife or not. He raised the metal baseball bat in his hand horizontally, relying on the big body of more than 200 kilograms to pull the zombie like an old tree root from his body.
Before the zombie had time to land, the finishing blow was already in place, and the big magic wand was hit on the zombie's back in mid-air.
"Crack~"
A pale and almost grainy strange halo suddenly burst out from the zombie's back, splashing everywhere like water, and was instantly swallowed up by the big magic wand like a whale sucking water.
A layer of pale light as thin as fog floated on the surface of the spinal wand, as if it really had magic power. As the light flashed, an inexplicable heat was transmitted from the palm to the whole body.
Li Cang's whole body was shaken.
At this moment, he felt the shape of every bone in his body, every detail was clear.
The zombie, who was obviously a perverted physique that could still be full of energy even with injuries to vital parts such as the heart, was now rolling on the ground like mud and had no shape.
To be honest, Li Cang felt a little numb at this moment,
"Is this the strength of calcium sucking?"
The purpose of the zombies was simple and direct, that is, the two living flesh and blood of Li Cang and Lao Wang.
In other words, they didn't have the big zombie brother at all, just regarded it as an obstacle blocking the road and wanted to bypass it.
Then, the ignored big zombie brother easily grabbed the two zombies one by one, grabbed the back of the neck and lifted them off the ground,
"Crack, crack!"
He opened the skull naturally like opening a beer bottle cap, and sucked it hard.
Within a few seconds, except for the zombie lady who appeared first, the remaining three zombies were all taken down.
"Are you okay?"
"Fuck it!"
Walking towards the cool-dressed zombie girl with a baseball bat, Lao Wang growled,
"I'll send you to hell!"
He got rid of the zombie girl without hesitation.
He found the knife and the baseball bat, and wiped the blood off the weeds on the roadside.
While wiping, he suddenly vomited all over the ground with tears and snot.
"Calm down, calm down," Li Cang said, "I can't find a psychiatrist for you, there will be more such cases in the future!"
Lao Wang argued,
"Am I that fragile?"
As soon as he opened his mouth, the contents of his stomach flowed like a waterfall.
