Chapter 502: The Path of the King Post Master
Chapter 502: The Path of the Post Master Wang
"Heh, when did you discuss your work with us? Who dares to teach you how to do things?"
Li Leisi was too lazy to pay attention, and didn't care.
She threw five-inch-long steel needles, which were not much thicker than a hair, at a boulder out of boredom. The steel needles came into contact with the hard granite, and they penetrated directly without even a spark, and then there was a crisp sound of "click".
After a few needles, the boulder, which was as big as Old Wang, actually broke into pieces.
"Swish~"
Li Leisi blew her hooligan whistle loudly, and seemed particularly happy. She praised him generously: "You guys have so many mean tricks. You can come up with such a harmful hidden weapon!"
Li Cang was so angry that he fell backwards. If you think it's insidious, don't smile so brightly.
This thing is actually an upgraded version of the alien alloy darts that Li Leisi used to use. It uses the alien bone fragments of the third-level sickle hand. It is incredibly strong. The cost of each dart is 137 coins. 30 darts were prayed for. Theoretically, it can be recycled and reused. The whole thing is five inches long and the thickness of three hairs. When it hits the target, the needle body automatically bends into a sickle shape, and 600~700 1-inch long barbs pop up all over the body. It is definitely more than a little bit vicious - just this thing, let alone people, a guy stabbed down and the zombies couldn't stand it. The slightly weaker ones would even be cut in half by the automatic bending!
Emmm, by the way, Li Lace has prepared several hundred kilograms of such a mess of hidden weapons, hiding some here and there, and the rest are all packed and placed in Miss Qiu's armor for emergency use.
In short, I, Li, am at most an arms dealer, and what bad intentions can I have. The real bad ones are you guys who fired guns~
"Don't you think it's too quiet here?" Lao Wang came out from nowhere, "I have-"
"Gun!"
"Okay." Lao Wang grinned and held up his mobile phone while recording and beeping: "Really don't come and take a look, it's so spectacular, the four of us will probably be called living Gonggong in the future!"
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"Hey, Da Leizi, you didn't forget, what did you say you saw when you went out for a drive last night?"
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Yes, a mountain!
Or a continuous mountain range
Li Cang began to feel dizzy when he saw the clouds gathering on the hillside: "Are you fucking crazy? Just waiting for a collision?"
"Tsk!" Lao Wang continued to smile, "How can you say that caring makes you confused, Teacher Cang, tsk tsk, you said no, but you really care about your law of inevitable collision, right?"
Tai Xiaoyi said weakly: "Zhong took photos and measured it. The length of this Hengduan Mountains is 776 kilometers. We are traveling at a speed of 11 kilometers per hour and there is less than 23 hours of derailment. We are going to collide anyway."
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Good finishing blow! Critical hit to the back waist!
"So what are you doing?"
"I'm taking photos and recording videos to broadcast the whole process of crashing into the mountain on the forum~" Lao Wang said happily, "Teacher Cang, how long have you not read the forum? The bets on your crashing into the mountain in my post have reached 1:167. Even the Chinese national football team has never enjoyed such treatment! Come on~have fun~join us~"
Li Cang untied his belt with a gloomy face——
"I'm going to beat you hard today!"
Seeing that Li Cang was waving his belt without any panic, Lao Wang held up his phone to find a good angle He put himself and Li Cang in the same frame, running wildly while acting coy: "Hey, hey, hey, I'm so annoying, I haven't taken a shower yet, at least take a shower first"
"I'll fuck your grandma! Father sees that his son is still alive, so he pulls out seven wolves, you evil beast, come and die!"
However.
Master Wang was "staggering" with a "panic face", and "fell" to the ground in a posture that made those bloody urban fantasy fairy love drama directors die on the spot.
Emm, he even prayed to add a wire slow motion to his fall!
"Oh, I can't run away~" Old Wang pinched his hips in a coquettish way, and opened his body wide and lay on his back, "Master, although I am the only delicate flower in a radius of 776 kilometers, please don't pity me~"
End the recording, pray to upload, all in one go!
Lao Wang rolled over from the ground and shouted wildly:
"It's worth it, it's worth it, I'm acting with my life, I'm so dedicated, it's unjust if Wang doesn't become popular!"
"Teacher Cang, let me interview you, how do you feel about your first video appearance?"
"Wow~"
Li Cang almost vomited blood!
Clicking on Lao Wang's post, I saw that this video of less than 15 seconds had already attracted 360,000 hits in just 10 seconds after it was uploaded!
【What did I see? 】
【Jealousy has made me unrecognizable, let go of Master Wang, let me do it!! 】
【Y1S1, Master Wang's mixed and integrated muscles are still awesome, so delicious.】
【Ahhh! My girlish heart! Teacher Cang's gorgeous face! Teacher Cang YYDS! 】
【This is too loving】
【I really admire their mentality】
【Master Wang is asking for trouble, I bet 50 cents that there will be no next video】
【Zombie: When we arrived at the scene, there was only this mobile phone left, and we didn’t even have a bite of hot food】
【Why didn’t Teacher Cang open a post himself? 】
【Yizhi Zhenzhen: 7.3 seconds, you’re welcome, the legendary Da Leizi and Xiao Xiaojie are on the screen!!!】
[Damn, it was less than 0.05 seconds, and the camera was shaking so much. Only you who have watched countless movies can notice it]
[I am a newbie. I just crawled over from another track boss’s post. The boss is being tortured to death by more than 7,000 zombies blocking the island. What is going on here? How can you still have the mind to make a video for us when you are about to crash? Just kidding.xswl]
[This post is not recommended for newcomers to read, it will have a strong impact on your three views]
[Yes, last time a guy saw the fourth update and thought he was good again. He stubbornly formed a team and shouted about speed running the track line. After only 3 days, I saw the name was grayed out]
[Long River Sunset: This land is so nice, I am so greedy, I chased a loser woman for three days, but didn’t get a bite of meat]
[Am I pretty? Look at how she lives, what kind of life we live]
[Is this the world of the big guys? I envy you]
[By the way, where is the ruler of the forum? Keep changing the rules and bugging. When will you add a live broadcast function to the forum? Thank you for your ancestors! 】
【Master Wang, you are always so mean. You can't go on like this. You have to spread positive energy. I want to share with you a video of Mr. Cang's airdrop battle. I only saw a photo of Saint Katana in a crappy post. I feel sorry for the poster. He is said to be a big soldier at the base. He lost his pants for a photo of 200,000 clicks.】
【↑, where is the post? Tell me the keywords. Don't eat alone! 】
【Wait? What the hell is airdrop? 】
【Search keywords】
【Bronze ball】
【+1】
【Good people live a peaceful life】
The United Front Department of the 7th Huaxia Disaster Relief Base gave a thumbs up.
The 3rd Huaxia Disaster Relief Base gave a thumbs up.
The External Relations and Resettlement Department of the 94th Huaxia Disaster Relief Base gave a thumbs up.
China's No. 1.
"Surname! Wang!!" Li Cang was furious and said word by word, "You are gone!"
"It belongs to you, and the income from the post will be transferred to you immediately~" Lao Wang said firmly with a holy light on his face, "I asked Xiaobizi to calculate the growth pattern of posts and clicks in the past month. According to the current trend, I can make at least 4,000 coins today!"
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