Chapter 627: Naughty Child
Li Cang was stunned and felt as if he had been struck by thunder!
Yes, that's right, all of this was done without his consent and instructions!
The kind of despair and suffocation that others simply couldn’t understand. After a certain braided brat, another disobedient brat finally came.
Late but arrived!
Li Cang lost a research sample out of thin air. He couldn't complain, but he suddenly wanted to beat Miss Qiu. What was going on?
"Oh!" Dao Mei called out crisply, her small mouth was wide and her eyes were full of innocence, and she happily hung herself directly on Li Cang. "Oh! Ouch!!"
The sound was like a baby's babbling, full of excitement, joy and other simple and pure attachment emotions.
"Oh~" Lao Wang's voice was very complicated in comparison, with a strange accent: "Teacher Cang, I think you need to come up with a reasonable explanation as soon as possible, tsk tsk, about you and her."
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"First it was Lilith, then it was the twins, and now it's Sword Girl. I wonder if you really hate that you didn't die quickly enough or what? What kind of hatred or resentment is this?"
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joke!
What kind of explanation do I need to give as a dignified Northeastern man?
What should I explain?
I, Li, have always been able to sit upright as well as anyone else. Do I need to?
Imagine: you and Dalei, with a sword girl on the left and Lilith on the right, and three little ones on their knees, what a happy, harmonious, friendly and tender family scene it will be!
After a crazy brainstorm in his heart, Li Cang felt that he was dead! Go ahead! Before Da Leizi uses my skull as a bowl!
As the saying goes, as long as I degrade myself, no one can harm me.
Simply perfect!
Closed loop, family members!
He eagerly ate a pot of stewed alienated antelope meat. Li Cang burped and felt satisfied, sighing that the world is so wonderful. Women are even more wonderful. I said my plum wife, Hezi, and you said your jade body was spread out. I love Timi so and so, I, Cang, am still doomed in the end.
"The meat is so delicious!" Lao Wang also had his own emotion: "It's a bit of a waste to eat just two of them. We have to find a way to make them reproduce!"
"Don't you see their detection properties?"
"What do you mean?"
Li Cang waved his hand in a very speechless manner, and let dozens of doglegs on the island kill the alien antelope with spades and pickaxes.
"Ang~"
The alien antelope, which was eating grass honestly, was offended, and roared with anger and disdain.
Then, dozens of alien antelopes appeared out of thin air, the number of which was exactly equal to that of the dog-legs. They went up with their heads clucked and clawed their hooves, and then gave them a head-on punch, knocking all the dog-legs to the ground in minutes!
Lao Wang was so frightened that he almost knocked his head to the ground: "Oh my god! This, this, this! With the skill of this thing, it ignores spatial distance? Isn't this horse-riding portal a living body!"
"Well, it may be more than that," Li Cang's guess became more bold and thrilling: "Maybe it will have some PS functions, such as copy and paste."
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Lao Wang was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, and his mind was in a mess. Finally, with his remaining rationality, he came to the conclusion: This thing is neither an antelope nor a sheep, nor an antelope. What kind of hens are they that lay golden eggs? What!
Li Cang raised his eyebrows, as if he knew what Lao Wang was thinking: "Have you got another bold idea? If you have the ability, you can try it -"
【Confirm the sacrifice】
[The stripping failed, the selected unit is part of the fresh life tissue in the pan-life body, the sacrifice is not valid]
[The judgment of blasphemy is established, craftsman Master Wang (Zhong Jianzhang), you will pay a certain price for your blasphemy, please be careful in your words and deeds]
[Desecration: The remaining time until the next summonable prayer coin is 143 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds]
[Derailment Sanction: The next changeable track autonomous operation time is 255 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds]
"Pfft~"
Squirting blood*2
"I call the person named Wang your grandma!!"
"You asked me to try it"
"Why don't you try if I let you die? Are you a fucking pig!"
"Don't fight, Ouch, put down the big magic wand, even the gun, Wucao, Dad, I was really wrong, Daddy, Ouch, I don't dare to do it anymore."
"Don't call me daddy, I hate naughty children the most!"
"Grandpa, grandpa, grandpa! Kiss from another generation! Kiss from another generation! Don't fight, don't fight."
Just giving Ling and Dao Mei free of charge as the full profit of this operation is obviously not a reasonable and positive profit ratio for Teacher Cang. He quickly determined the next target: the kind that can spit strong alkaline high-temperature metal vapor. Suspected silicon-based alien organisms.
The progress of the chaotic zone is still going on sustainably. Everywhere you can see are loops + loops + loops. Normal orbiters will probably not feel any emotion except fear when entering it. After all, this thing will be hit by a piece of debris. It is equivalent to hitting a bunch. If the structural strength of the sky island is slightly stretched, the volume lost must be at least a few percentage points.
Old King Li Cang is different. Not only is he protected by the tomb beast, but he is also reinforced by the honeycomb. The quality of the air island is absolutely excellent, and ordinary car crashes are not worth mentioning at all.
However, those suspected silicon-based alien creatures are rare after all, and the last time they met was likely to be an eternity. Moreover, Li Cang still had a very difficult problem to solve -
Take care of the kids!
Although Dao Mei, who woke up from a deep sleep, has a figure as hot as Da Leizi, and she is the kind that makes little aunts cry with envy when they see her, she is actually still in her infancy.
A naughty kid who is as fast and powerful as dozens of Tysons and doesn’t know anything about human affairs, what do you think? He is extremely curious and has an evolved tomb guardian beast as his stamina bar supplier. His energy is so strong that it is scary. He can destroy a house, not to mention Erha, even Miss Qiu can’t beat Sharma.
Physically, she hits hard, but psychologically, she can’t even be a junior. She even has to decide whether to listen to Li Cang’s words based on her mood, not to mention other things!
He tossed around like this for three days with thirteen moves. He was really hated by everyone. From Miss Qiu to Goudan to Huahua’s grain reserves, no one escaped his hands. It was really chaotic and ravaged. He dared not to say anything. Even if he got angry, he might not be able to beat him.
In a word, this thing’s ideology is too disgusting and it is difficult to make friends.
The only ones on the island who looked at her with respect were the Sharma horses. It was unknown whether it was because the Sharma horses themselves had difficulty in reproduction or what, but this naughty child, who even the big sister of the grain reserve who treated all the newcomers on the island equally, would take a detour when she saw her, was favored by the Sharma horses alone. The horses would follow her wherever she went, and would whine when they couldn't find her.
Li Cang was furious. Even the breeder died, and you guys didn't seem to be able to cry so miserably. You are a bunch of ungrateful bastards who can't be fed!
