Chapter 67 You guys are so fucking filthy when playing with words

Teacher Cang, the craftsman, knows a lot~

Brother Big Corpse suddenly walked in with a hammer on his shoulder. The scene reminded Lao Wang of the executioner in Resident Evil.

It's a little better outdoors, but when Big Corpse Brother walks into a room with a floor height of only three or four meters, not to mention the appearance, the oppression purely due to size and mass will make people's hearts tremble.

Lao Wang breathed in hissingly and held Tai Xiaoyi in his arms to comfort her.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. It just looks scary. It can't even move without Teacher Cang."

"Okay, to tell you the truth, if I hadn't spent a lot of time with it day and night some time ago, I would have asked you to get me new diapers by now."

Li Cang laughed, smiled and suddenly burped.

From his spectator's perspective:

Tai Xiaoyi looked at Lao Wang blankly, nestling on Lao Wang's chest and looking up from his chin to his profile. Her eye circles were actually red.

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Isn't this just a bad joke? Is it really that touching? ?

hetui!

Li Cang took the dagger and page hammer from the big corpse brother and threw them to Lao Wang.

"Try it, use the alienated bone fragments to pray for transformation."

"As expected of you, this aesthetic is really distorted."

Although his words were unforgiving, Lao Wang had a bright and "satisfied" smile on his face, and he handed the hammer and dagger belonging to the smaller one to Xiaoxiao.

I waved my hand a few times, and suddenly I remembered something like summoning a prayer interface, and entered the term.

"Damn, a set of "Brief Techniques for General Daggers" costs 80 coins? Why don't you go grab it! Do I have to sell my kidney if I want "Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms"?"

Li Cang said,

"The time I was hit by the floating sky, well, I mean the first time, the big one with the second courtyard on top, didn't I meet a group of survivors, one of the girls prayed for two "Never" Worn bronze dagger, wishing coin for 19 destiny coins.”

"Good guy, such a magical entry? You really dare to think of it and give it to me." Lao Wang's eyes widened, "Teacher Cang, what do you think of us building an M500 with unlimited bullets or an alienated bone-modified chainsaw with unlimited power?" "

"I suggest not. If you don't believe me, you can try it."

"I've seen Cen Leyu's two daggers. They look like they were just dug out of the ground by the archaeological team. Except for the appearance of a dagger, the rest is a mess."

“In addition to the hard target of ‘never wearing out’, the wish coin has been truly realized, other aspects such as sturdiness, sharpness, etc., have all been cut to the maximum extent.”

"Purely imaginative prayers that do not require physical prayer coins and are 'made up out of thin air' are probably the most expensive ones I have ever come across, other than direct prayers for food, water and various necessary survival supplies."

"And I have reason to guess that if we want to close these 'loopholes', the numbers will grow exponentially with every additional entry and requirement."

"No, Teacher Cang, what you said is wrong!" Lao Wang felt that he had discovered something wrong, "How can it be that it is not strong enough if it never wears out?"

I'm talking about business matter-of-factly, and you're still doing some reading comprehension.

Li Cang thought for a while,

"Because it's too cheap."

"?"

Li Cang habitually stretched out his hand to summon the prayer coin, but only an illusory projection appeared on his arm.

A pat on the head,

"What are you doing standing still? I summoned you!"

"oh"

Lao Wang went to the prayer interface:

"Prayer: a dagger that never wears out"

[9 destiny coins need to be paid, do you want to execute it? 】

"Look," Lao Wang, "What happens next?"

Li Cang thought for a while,

"You put a comma between the word wear and tear."

Lao Wang did as he was told.

"Prayer: A dagger that will never wear out or wear out."

[489 destiny coins need to be paid, do you want to execute it? 】

Lao Wang is stupid.

"Zhoucao! You guys are so damn dirty when it comes to playing with words!"

After thinking about it for a moment, it’s actually quite easy to understand.

"Wear and tear" is simply interpreted as "wear and tear" on the prayer coin side. It only means that the geometric size (volume) of the parts becomes smaller, loses the function specified by the original design, and fails.

So, if the dagger is not hard enough and breaks directly, is it considered wear and tear?

Obviously, it doesn’t count~

The prayer system focuses on the word "wear" instead of "loss".

"My guess is almost the same," Li Cang rubbed his temples, "Every prayer entry is a word game between coins and subordinates, and how to play this game is not up to us at all."

If Cen Leyu's prayer item at that time was "a dagger that will never break", then there is a high probability that there would be no subsequent story.

Because I can't afford it.

Lao Wang gritted his teeth and continued to enter entries in the prayer interface.

"Prayer: A Magnum M500 revolver that retains its original quality, power, and unlimited ammunition."

[You need to pay 150 destiny coins.]

Seeing this, Lao Wang was ecstatic——

[And the subsequent automatic replenishment of Magnum.50 ammunition and 50 destiny coins/piece to the wheel will be executed? 】

Big grass!

Infinite but not completely infinite.

Although the same effect was achieved, it was completely different from the "infinite ammunition" that Lao Wang imagined, and it stretched his hips to the bottom in an instant.

After a "competition" that was not fierce at all and might not even exist, Lao Wang suddenly realized and calmed down.

"The leaf hammer is the best! Look at it, there are thorns on it~ It's so beautiful~"

Li Cang said that it was not called thorns, but a variant of thyme that was beautified by art. In medieval Europe, it usually symbolized courage and auspiciousness.

"It is said that in medieval Europe, a heavy hammer knight with thyme patterns carved on it, after listening to a bard's poem describing the fragrance of thyme as "the dawn of heaven", once insisted that every time he killed an enemy, the blood-stained hammer would emit a mysterious thyme fragrance, and used this as an excuse to try to name his little cutie "the dawn of heaven."

Lao Wang felt that Li Cang was mocking him with a very clear purpose.

For example, the barbell he used for three years to train his muscles was called "Xiao Ling";

For example, the first zippo lighter in his life was called "Xiao Baoer";

(mainly referring to junior high school, after all, Li Cang and the head teacher Mr. Ma soon quit smoking together)

For example, the hatchet he used a few days ago was called "Xiao Wan".

He has always had the habit of naming various small objects around him.

"My own things, what's wrong with giving them names?" Lao Wang complained indignantly, "They are real and exist just like the cats and dogs you raise, and it's natural to call them Jill if they have a name like Jill!"

Tai Xiaoyi:?

She has begun to not understand.

Just now, she was studying the wishing coin, how come the time she lowered her head to take a bite of the cake turned into an encrypted call?

So she became more and more worried

Her age itself is a gap that is difficult to avoid. Living under someone else's roof has no support and function. If even communication becomes a problem, then her existence will only become more and more embarrassing.

Lao Wang didn't notice Xiaoxiao's confused look, and pulled her to talk about his mysterious hobby and the brief highlights of the lighter "Xiao Baoer", from the toilet war teacher Ma to Xiao Baoer being forced to remarry Li Cang, "MMP, you don't know that this guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes is secretly stealing bamboo shoots. The only good thing he has done in his life is probably to make Yanchuan Second Hospital famous at home and abroad and infinitely increase its reputation."