Chapter 741 Acting
The village next to Yanchuan where Master Wang grew up has endless prairie as far as the eye can see. So isn't it logical that he can call me wheat?
"You, you, you were just a dull goose when you were in school. You didn't know anything except studying." Qiao Jiaojiao curled her lips and was speechless: "These two guys in front of you are the best among all the talented people in Yanchuan. Do you think those elementary school girls are so stupid that they only like bad boys?”
"But how did you know!"
"I" blinked delicately: "Song Qiang and I secretly went to the woods behind the school to spy on their reactionary behavior!"
"Okay, so the little girl who told the principal was you?"
Yanchuan is close to the grassland of Mongolia and is at the junction of three provinces. There will be many students from pastoral areas and neighboring provinces, who are usually boarding. Local students do not need to live on campus, so it is not unified management and will appear chaotic. Boarding students often stay late at night He ran out of the dormitory to do all kinds of things, he was rebellious, he felt sorry for himself if he didn't do something, he occasionally held secret gatherings on the hillside and in the woods behind him, played cards, barbecued, drank, and sang karaoke, and was reported by the female dormitory. Many times the school failed to catch even a single mouse.
Both Lao Wang and Li Cang have been there, but they are not regular visitors. As a result, the third time the dean led a group of idle and over-energetic physical education teachers to solve the case on the spot.
As a result, he was fined to clean public toilets for two weeks, which Lao Wang regarded as a lifelong shame.
"I'm not, I haven't, don't talk nonsense!" Jiaojiao retorted loudly: "A lot of girls went there at that time, and some even bought telescopes. I just went there to listen to the music!"
"You are obviously attracted to that Mongolian boy named Baleng who has a good figure. When the boy was wrestling and wrestling with his shirtless body, someone's mouth was drooling!" Song Qiang exposed the little sister mercilessly: "You also stole I ate their grilled mutton skewers and garlic meat, but I ate too much garlic and was almost kicked out by other people in the dormitory, huh huh!”
"You little traitor! Isn't it delicious when you share the fruits of my labor?"
"What are you talking about? Are you talking about Lengtou?" Lao Wang curled his lips disdainfully, "Ha, Jiao, your taste is really bad, that kid is so ugly, and I even gave him half of his hand for wrestling, okay? OK! Look at who is not good, do you look at him?"
The Mongolian young man mentioned by Lao Wang got such a nickname because he had a short face, a wide head, extremely developed deltoid muscles and squinty eyes, and looked very similar to the fish on the seashore. However, he could not remember the specific name, too. long.
"Huh?" Jiaojiao was even more disdainful, "At least he has a mantis on his shoulders, a dog's waist and eight-pack abs! You? When you wrestled with him, you looked like an upright Landrace pig provoking a prairie wolf. I'm going to get needle holes!"
Lao Wang: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
"You fought with a Mongolian abdominal muscle man? Did you win?" Qin Zhenzhen felt incredible, dancing and exaggerating to show a majestic figure, "I have a classmate whose father is a Mongolian wrestler, with a figure like this , and this and this! It feels like I’m just like a chicken when I stand next to him, he and the others are so strong!”
"Lengtou is famous among boys for his good figure. He is about 1.8 meters tall and has neat eight-pack abs. When the erector spinae and deltoid muscles are exerted, they are like a trident connected together. Don't say Girls, we boys are still so jealous that our eyes are red." Li Cang smiled and said: "As for wrestling, it seems that there is such a thing."
"Whether you heard it or not, Teacher Cang remembers it, so there are still lies!"
"What can I say? I can only say that at that time, Thief Cao had not been exhausted by wine and sex. The silly boy slept on the cool bed and relied on his firepower~" Li Cang added, "And there are many people around Lao Wang's village. He is from the Mongolian ethnic group. He has been wrestling since he was a child, and he still has the skills of Mongolian boxing.”
"Teacher Cang, when will you learn not to tear me down?"
"There is everything in the dream!"
There was indeed everything in the dream. Li Cang was half drunk and half awake and had a series of weird serial dreams. He would fall asleep and wake up from time to time, and the previous dreams could be continued like a slideshow.
But after he woke up completely, all the things in the dream disappeared like smoke and dust.
"It hurts."
Li Cang felt like he was split into two people from the head, and his hands, feet and feet couldn't cope with each other. Looking around, he found that he was actually sleeping on the roof, wearing only a pair of wet beach shorts. .
Ah this
So what happened last night? ?
"Looking at the traces, I should have come out from here. Oh, the balcony door is still open~"
Snap.
After a backflip, a giant loop, and a full rotation in the air, he landed smoothly from the roof to the balcony. Then Li Cang was dumbfounded - holding the grass! Is this a show I can watch without paying?
The sunset and sunshine followed Li Cang's sight through the glass door of the 270-degree wrap-around balcony. The gauze on the window lattice flicked, coating everything with a layer of orange. The room was in a mess, including bathrobes, bath towels, shoes, Clothes, trousers, skirts, and a few small, hooky and missing objects that some mysterious power did not allow to be described were thrown everywhere.
Li Cang swore that those things were definitely smaller and more delicate than the mosaics on the screen. Fortunately, the most critical mosaic was in the shape of a big thunder, and it seemed that he could still be saved.
Two delicate jade bodies were laid out on the bed. Suo Zhihui was covered in a humble and voluptuous posture. Her palm-sized face was half exposed from the gap between Dareizi's arms and waist, and her small mouth was exposed. Breathing slightly is dangerous.
"I'm going to be killed by her, save, save me."
To be honest, he was shocked, numb to the point of being shocked, and then he felt an indescribable mixture of emotions, suffocation, anger, despair.
There were so many other things, and perhaps there was also a little bit of strange excitement and excitement.
Li Cang ignored Suo Zhihui's difficult and weak cry for help, found his clothes among the various messy small objects, put them on, and tiptoed to the door: Leopard, sorry to bother you, goodbye!
Not humble, very rational.
After all, his experience of not drinking alcohol for many years but being drunk has been connected to a mysterious sixth sense that warns him frequently that seeing is not necessarily believing. What happened in this room is definitely not the problem of Da Leizi.
"Heh~" A light and cold laugh instantly froze Li Cang's hand on the door handle. With the slight and long creaking sound of the door, the hope of survival seemed to be slowly closing with the gradually opened door. "Cang, don't you want to sleep with me? Don't you want to work day and night? Isn't it good to have a cool breeze on the roof? Why are you leaving just after you come? Elbow, come back to the room with me!"
"No, wait a minute. No matter what happened, I promise with my spine that I have absolutely no idea, really!"
Li Cang shrank like a little chicken, panicking.
He couldn't help but panic after hearing this!
What's the situation? What's the meaning? This kind of dirty talk is completely inconsistent with my personality, okay!
Did someone take advantage of my drunkenness to create a second creation for me?
Yes, yes, yes!
It must be like this!
What does your Lu Xun's affairs have to do with me, Zhou Shuren!
Suo Zhihui seemed to have forgotten what she was like at home. She wrapped herself tightly in a small quilt, her big eyes rolling around, her eyebrows curved with a smile, her innocence and weakness were as white and bright as the lotus under the sheets.
You are worthy of being me, my tea bag sister!
Li Lace sat on the bed with a stern face and raised eyebrows. She sat on the bed with the momentum of a dragon throne. It would not be surprising to be crowned in the next second.
"Tsk~" Facts once again proved that people can't hold back when they can't hold back. Da Leizi couldn't be serious in front of Li Cang, and waved his hand impatiently: "You are useless even if I give you a chance, run away!"
Li Cang was as if he had been pardoned. He didn't dare to ask and ran away.
When he arrived in the living room, he heard Lao Wang's disgusted voice as if he had seen a pile of shit: "Li, you can't drink anymore in the future. A big guy with a few Cs actually asked for two taels of white wine to make his stomach bleed. You are going to be famous in the base, you know, Qiao Jiaojiao, that little bitch, has a big mouth, don't you know how big it is?"
Li Cang——
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"???"
"Wait a minute, what the hell are you talking about?!"
"I'm not deaf!" Lao Wang picked his ears, "I said you vomited all kinds of vomit yesterday. White foam, then green and red foam, awesome, awesome, my life is worth it, I've never seen anything like this before! "
"What then?"
"What then? Then you don't know what you are like! You jump up and down after drinking a little bit of wine, you are not drunk, you are drunk, my mother and Da Leizi can't hold you down, you dare to believe it, you are not this strong even when you open a big blood explosion! "
"Anything else?"
"You almost slapped Wu Yisong and sent him away directly, this kid is really brave, whoever drinks too much, he You dare to help me, but you don't even give up. Think about your own strength. You don't have as much strength as the ants you raise. Anyway, you've been tossing around for thirteen moves, and everyone is about the same amount of alcohol, what else can you do? "
"The two in my room!"
"Two? When did Da Leizi and Lilith become two? You're really, you can't do anything for me." Lao Wang suddenly yelled like a cat with fur exploded: "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck you! She she she! She she she? "
"What are you thinking, I timi Slept on the roof all night."
"I didn't. If it weren't for you, wouldn't that be even more wrong later!" Lao Wang said solemnly, "Xiao Laso is a stubborn person who would not even look back even if he hits the wall and dies. I advise you. Emmm, puchi"
He said and made himself laugh: "I advise you, I advise you, I just realized that you are making a lot of money, why are you talking to me about Reagan, Versailles?"
"I @#￥%"
Li Cang has no temper, and talking nonsense with such people is just asking for trouble.
"Awake?" Rao Qifang yawned and came out, "You little bastard, you are really troublesome. I had to find an old woman to make you a hangover soup at three in the morning. After you left, she rolled her eyes at me for several days. Why is life so hard as a mother!"
"Xiao Suo is really kind. She took care of you two last night until the roosters crowed. Did they wake up when you came down? Call them down to have breakfast together."
Li Canghai breathed a sigh of relief, in every sense.
Suddenly, his brows furrowed. Damn it, didn't these two women play a trick on me? ?
"What time is it? It's still breakfast, let's have dinner!" Li Leisi went downstairs and slumped on the sofa, "What to eat, mom? I'm so hungry!"
"Hello, auntie."
"Yeah, good morning, Xiao Suo." Rao Qifang responded to Suo Zhihui, turned her head and looked at Li Leisi with disdain: "Eat, eat, eat, you look so lazy as soon as you get home, don't you know how to entertain guests?"
"Oh, I see~"
"You know shit, go wash your face and brush your teeth, you are so frivolous, no decent girl would be like you!"
"Oh~"
When they finished eating, Li Cang and Li Leisi buried their heads and grinned at each other the whole time.
"Li, are you crazy?"
"Huh? Are you sure you didn't say those words? I'll play the recording for you to listen to!"
"No way!"
"Why do you think you're still alive?"
"Your jokes make me laugh, so be careful when you play me!"
"Oh, you are duplicity, isn't that just what you want?"
"You've had enough!"
"Oh, do you want to quarrel or fight?"
"I@#￥%"
It’s getting more and more outrageous!
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Rarely, XCMG finally succeeded in arresting Li Cang and brought him back to the academy. At least the Pan-Human Growth Promoter Research Team was as happy as after the New Year.
XCMG was very dissatisfied with Qin Zhenzhen, a follower of Li Cang who followed him wherever he went, but it did not affect his work enthusiasm for expressing like-minded ideas at all.
"The research value of the individuals you send to the base is quite high. Every time your 'delivery' arrives, it will cause a dispute. Oh, yes, you'd better say something first if you send a living body next time. Those guys want to do research I really dare to open any package directly!”
"How's the accelerator going?"
"Well, I feel quite melancholy when I say this. Your suggestion is so reliable. However, during the experiment, we always feel that something is missing. It is clearly within reach, but it is stuck there. The most important thing is the matching. The workload is too great. We need to dismantle an alienated bloodline into genetic fragments and match them manually. We are seriously short of manpower. I contacted the base twice to pray for this step to be completed, but it’s a pity!”
"Little coin kid, you don't get paid by the number of times, do you?"
"It would be great if it wasn't. Sometimes I really wish that the prayer interface was not so user-friendly. It seems to know what we are thinking and charges according to the importance." XCMG said mockingly and took Li Cang to the door of a laboratory. Front: "This is what I want to show you this time."
"This is?"
"Remember them, the 24K original samples!"
24K is the product of the Academy's first accelerant experiment on criminals. It has a mortality rate of 300:2. It is named because it can only emit 24 kilohertz noise. It retains a certain degree of wisdom and is relatively peaceful compared to the walking corpses. calm.
"Phase 3?"
"Yes!" Xugong said excitedly: "Didn't the base make a crack at the Servants of Destiny? The team feels that they have reached the standard for standard distribution. Teacher Cang, are you interested in helping me inspect the goods?"
I swallowed a few paragraphs, but it doesn’t affect it. Should it?
