Chapter 773: Shit and Pee

After all, Lao Wang really doesn't make fun of his gay friends. With a little fire of evil energy, Master Wang bared his teeth and led a group of doglegs carrying napalm bombs to start a defensive posture.

Some people with surnames like hot chickens, please leave politely and wish yourself good luck!

Flash bombs are very effective against ordinary people and ordinary animals, but they are still a little insufficient for tossing strange beasts. After a brief ten-second painful struggle, the eyes of the rats basically returned to normal, with pairs of scarlet beans. With big eyes and squeaking sounds, the mighty swarm of rats attacked Li Cang and the other gangsters with an extremely shocking momentum.

Lao Wang's face turned extremely green, and he didn't know whether it was because of the evil fire or because he was frightened: "Ah ah ah ah, your mother must die for me~"

Catching napalm bombs by hand sounds a bit rough, but with Lao Wang's strength, he throws them out at the same speed as real artillery shells. The red and blue flames instantly fill every inch of the gap in the distance.

Anyone with relevant common sense knows that the main reason why napalm was banned in Geneva is that it is too contrary to the so-called humanitarian spirit. Although the humanitarian spirit is used in situations such as war, it is enough to be called It's a fantasy concept, but it doesn't change people's determination to ban napalm.

Napalm, a high temperature of 1000°C+, rapidly consumes oxygen when burning to produce a large amount of carbon dioxide and toxic gases. It has a strong adhesion effect and is sticky and burn-resistant. It is extremely difficult to extinguish. Rolling on the ground will only spread the flame plague to the whole body. Once If there are too many people attached to the human body, dying quickly is actually a relief. In most cases, people who try to help put out the flames will be killed twice by the sticky substance thrown out by the person who was shot. Moreover, due to the added combustion accelerants and various Intentional or unintentional chemical agents and highly toxic substances entering the blood through open wounds on burn wounds can also cause blood poisoning.

When it comes to cruelty, no known creature is more cruel than human beings.

The average mutant mouse is only half the size of an adult cat, only a first-class one. How could He De be treated so grandly? He was killed on the spot and roasted, which was fine. Most of them were carried around with incendiary agents. Running around, the thick hair became the biggest burden at the moment. The power of the napalm bombs had not yet reached the rear, and was the first to receive a wave of low flames that spread like gasoline on the ground being ignited.

The burns on the fur were not enough to cause substantial damage to the rats, but it would arouse their ferocity. During the squeaking, the rats almost "smashed" towards them at a height as high as a tsunami, and Li Cang The offensive capabilities of all servants of destiny and second sons of blood are comparable to walking corpses and alien beasts of the same size and above. These mice are only a little longer than a palm, and are too small for them.

Before being swamped by tens of millions of rats, Li Cang's last thought was: Why is it a rat, why can't it be a cat?

Facts have proved that Lao Wang's napalm bomb alone is effective, but it cannot stop the mighty rat tide at all.

And being almost eaten alive by rats is obviously a cherished and rare life experience. Didn't you see that Lao Wang and Teacher Cang were already dancing and cheering with joy?

A dignified magician, followed by tens of thousands of losers on the Thousand Magic Mountains, wearing a father's vest, holding a big magic wand, all equipped with skill blessing cards, and almost all the servants of destiny participated, was unexpectedly killed by a group of big It has to be said that it is really a strange sight to drive the rat up to the sky with no way to enter the earth. Wang Shifei was ecstatic when he heard about it, and the base was sad when he saw it.

As the saying goes, they howl wherever they fall. Li Cang and Lao Wang screamed and rushed forward with their heads closed and their eyes closed. The rats followed in waves and chased after them. The rats really couldn't stop them. These two humanoid monsters are focused on running away, but the killing speed of the Second Son of the Servant of Destiny is just a drop in the bucket compared to the number of rats. What else can be done? Just follow the boss!

The only place that is relatively leisurely is the Magic Mountain. Firstly, they are not afraid of getting dirty, being crawled by rats, and they do not feel nauseous or physically uncomfortable. Secondly, there is not much difference between running and walking at their speed. Thirdly, these big guys are covered in heavy armor. , the mouth of the mutated mouse is exaggerated, but the mouth is not full of diamonds, so what can it do against the Magic Mountain?

To describe it, from Li Cang in the front to Luo Dan Mo Shan at the end, the whole scene is like a group of fish swimming against the current in the water.

This is the toughest battle ever! Teacher Cang will go down in history with an unprecedented negative rate of return!

A full 16 hours later, Li Cang and Lao Wang, barely covered in blood and flesh and blood, scratched the edge of the empty island and vomited wildly. Not to mention revenge, Li Cang didn't even think about the mountains of corpses and seas of blood that came all the way. Pack up and just drive away in panic on the empty island.

Li Laixi and Tai Xiaoyi were both funny and distressed, and they couldn't laugh or cry.

"Hey, isn't this Mr. Cang, the magician who leads the ring among the rings? What happened, and he was accidentally punished by the righteous rat?"

"You vomit. You vomit."

Li Leizi didn't react at first, but when Li Cang turned his head for the third time and said the word "豼" and then turned back and vomited loudly, Comrade Daleizi became furious!

Okay, even now, you still can’t eliminate the man’s strange desire to win?

With only three words left and right, Teacher Cang successfully regained the victory.

I won!

The loser eats the dust, the winner is rewarded with a beating that makes people shit and piss themselves.

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Although bathing and scrubbing are traditions, fashions, enjoyment and friendship in the ancient flower-growing northeastern region, even under so many preconditions, two friends of many years rubbing each other eight times in one day is something that cannot be avoided and is suspicious enough.

Li Leisi went from calmly teasing at the beginning to harassing with messages later and then banging on the door and questioning loudly, and she was almost rushing in.

Finally, finally

Li Cang and Lao Wang each walked out of the bathroom that was almost soaked in a large bath towel. Lao Wang walked in front and suddenly patted Li Leisi's shoulder very hard: "Your husband is so great~"

Run away!

The speed of this escape was so fast that even the bath towel on his body could not withstand the violent wind, so Lao Wang could only grab the front with one hand and cover his butt with the other hand and rush forward

Poor Da Leizi was stunned for a moment, his lungs exploded, and when he looked up again, Lao Wang was gone.

This mischievous bastard is really a bastard, and his meanness is not fake at all, and he is also a little shameless and clever.

Yes, you guessed it right, Master Wang carried the more innocent Tai Xiaoyi into the bedroom to avoid the disaster - I bet you would not come to kick the door to disturb the passionate years of our couple even if you knew it was impossible!

Li Lasi gnashed her teeth and looked at Li Cang.

Li Cang was speechless: "Do you women have some kind of persecution delusion? Is it that serious?"

"You bastard! Can't you find me for a bath!"

"Good guy, it wasn't you who was so disgusted that you cried more miserable than the reserve grain laying eggs just now?"

"You, you get out, you are not allowed to enter my room in the future. After being bitten by the mouse, you sneaked with that dog, bah, disgusting~"

"I @#￥%"

Li Cang's face was as black as the bottom of a pot. He couldn't understand how such a normal person like him knew such a group of people.

Don't ask, asking will make you regret it.

7 is dropped, well, because of the chapter title, it is expected to be out in the afternoon.