Chapter 860 Hospital (2)

Chapter 860 Hospital (+2)

Sea of ​​Thunderstorm.

Lao Wang waved the so-called divine weapon [Fishing the Sign of the Heavens], the fishing rod was bent into a bow, the fishing line had been thrown out for thousands of meters, stretched straight.

As the lightning flashed, the fish-shaped alien creature shuttled back and forth between the thunderclouds and storms, so fast that its shadow could hardly be seen, and it could get off the hook at any time.

"At least the second level! Second level!" Lao Wang's clothes and jeans had burst due to the force, and the fat flesh that was mixed with sweat was stretched out like a muscular ravine: "Maybe the third level! My luck has turned! Damn you! Come back to me! "

Li Cang and Li Lace were extremely shocked. People who had difficulty catching fish in the river and even in the pond on the island are now fishing for exotic beasts, and they are fishing in vain!

The sea of ​​thunderstorms is also a sea, and there are fish in the sea. It seems that it can make sense?

Reasonable!

Smooth!

The fishing line is retrieved one meter at a time with difficulty. After all, there are rules to protect it. The first level does not get off the hook, the second level does not break the line, and the third level does not break the rod. As long as the things caught are not too exaggerated, Lao Wang will get them sooner or later.

However.

The thunderstorm in front of him suddenly disappeared, and the sky island actually sailed out of the range of the sea of ​​thunderstorms. A group of jump points that blurred the sunlight and distorted the space were waiting there quietly, as if they had been waiting for a long time. It was empty, luxurious, but not brilliant, and beautiful alone.

Lao Wang was happy first and then surprised, roaring and moving wildly.

"Ah, fuck, I won't go back, I fuck, my fish, fish, fish, fish, fish"

His body was wrapped around the fishing line for dozens of times, but he still persisted. He manually reeled in the fishing line roughly, and the ground of the sky island under his feet was stepped on by him to create several cracks.

"Ah~" Lao Wang's heroic spirit was simply beyond the sky, "Fishermen never give up, this is my fish!!"

It was so close.

Lao Wang swore that he had seen the panic in the fish's eyes.

At this moment, the fish suddenly jumped in the opposite direction. Lao Wang was caught off guard. He used too much force and was knocked to the ground by the big fish in an extremely twisted posture. The violent impact was mixed with a dull bang at Lao Wang's ankle, as if something had cracked.

The big fish bounced cracklingly, and it happened to be unhooked by this. Lao Wang made up a wish for himself and pounced without saying a word.

Just as he was about to hold the fish in his arms, Kong Dao plunged into the jump point: "Ahhhh fuck your mother!!"

For the first time, Li Cang vomited with relish.

Uh, this description seems to be wrong?

"Ugh~ I'm talking to Lao Wang!"

"Don't talk, you mother! Ugh~ I vomit when I hear your voice~"

"Ugh~"

"Ugh~"

Vomiting halfway through, fisherman Lao Wang was almost crying while holding his fishing rod, feeling extremely sad, and then suddenly froze: "Cang, Teacher Cang?"

"Fart!"

"I can't seem to feel my feet anymore."

"?"

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"The Achilles tendon of the right leg is completely severed, and I have prayed for treatment on my own. The ligament has not been reset, and the rupture has healed. Surgery is required."

This is the general content of the diagnosis Lao Wang got at Base 3. At that time, the doctor looked at Lao Wang as if he was looking at a ghost eating shit, and said it was hard to imagine that you know to reset the broken bones before praying, so why dare to treat the Achilles tendon directly?

Lao Wang was pushed into the operating room with a confused face, and looked back at Li Cang with his eyes: Save me, save me!

The base has a hospital, which was launched quickly, expanded quickly, and the technology iteration was even faster.

The entire hospital covers a huge area, like a towering tree, with leaves of all sizes on every branch. These leaf buildings are clinics, operating rooms, or departments. Each leaf is a subordinate island transported by various means and belongs entirely to the doctor.

The base spent a lot of money on this, but fortunately the benefits are very high.

The subordinates always have an indescribable trust in prayers, but they often do not fully understand the prayers themselves, or at least not when praying for treatment.

Trauma treatment is the simplest, but when it comes to more complex ones, the subordinates often naturally and unpredictably generalize all injuries, as if everything will be fine once the green light is flashed.

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Speaking of which, Li Cang is one of the victims. For example, when Miss Qiu was born, he was stabbed into a hedgehog by a wooden thorn. After a prayer, the wound was indeed healed, but the thorns were still there!

(Note: Chapter 112 Is this key of yours inherited from your ancestors? Chapter 117 The Gyrfalcon and Reserved Food)

When four white coats pushed Lao Wang into the operating room, the female surgeon with charming eyes was wearing a big mask and sawing a leg.

Squeak, squeak, bang, bang.

"All right!" The female doctor waved her hand and the light of prayer came down: "Next time, remember it, make sure it is not misplaced before praying for treatment, understand? This kind of treatment is not omnipotent. If you have cancer, just brush a green light and try it. Even gods can't save you!"

The patient jumped off the bed alive and well, thanking him profusely and embarrassedly. Maybe the anesthetic effect has not worn off yet. He limped and dragged one leg while bowing to thank him and retreating, as if there was a ghost behind him.

"Director Pei, this is the fool who was hit while fishing and his Achilles tendon was completely severed and he treated it himself. We pushed it to you."

"Well, have you read the preoperative notice? By the way, you need general anesthesia!"

"The fish worked hard! I even saw it flicking its tail!" Lao Wang, who was already covered with a turban, jumped up from the bed with excitement and crossed his legs: "Are you completely numb? I'm just going to see a leg. You can give me all of it." Damn? You want my kidneys?”

The guy in the back who seemed to have drunk too much or was on drugs or hadn't woken up slapped Lao Wang firmly on his butt, and sighed: "Good guy, your quality is pretty good. This will cost you at least 30c." It takes a lot of effort to prepare the skin, let alone start the film, Director Pei, it’s a big job!”

"Who the hell are you!" Lao Wang said in horror: "It's scary!"

Director Pei: "What a tragedy, how hard are these tendons! No wonder no one is willing to accept their comments to me. I still think they really admire my skills!"

There are so many things that Master Wang is afraid of. There is nothing in this operating room that can make him feel safe except for the only body covering he wears.

Director Pei looked at him again: "Either lie down! Or spend 600,000 to fight for the tendon! Or get out! I have seen doctors making trouble and bear parents, but I have never seen a patient making trouble on his own in the operating room!"

Majesty overriding everything, thinking that this little bitch was going to use a knife on him soon, Lao Wang temporarily gave up his plan to kill her or reason with her. The doctor-patient relationship was fully reflected at this moment.

"Give it a rest."

"Wait! I'm under local anesthesia!"

"Are you sure? It only takes about four hours for a normal slave. With an Achilles tendon of your strength, take it apart one by one, comb it, pull it, hook it, suture it, and pray for recovery. It will take at least seven hours. You can bear the local anesthesia. ? Personally, I don’t care. The surgery is quite boring. Telling jokes by the patients themselves is a reserved item in our department. In the end, you pay for the general anesthesia.”

A group of nurses laughed happily, and the atmosphere in the operating room was extremely lively.

Lao Wang was stunned and lay down on the operating table. Then he heard Director Pei say to the guy who just slapped his butt: "Anesthetize the dog and give him 60 times muscle relaxation!"

The dog barked under the anesthesia: "If you do it according to your surgeon's instructions, none of these guys will be able to get out of power alive!"

The next second, Lao Wang saw Director Pei waving a scalpel no less than No. 36 and gesticulating in the void of his lower body. A group of people panicked: "What the hell is this? A scalpel? Stab me, Gildonima." It’s big enough! What are you talking about? Do you happen to have a doctor named Ling?”

"Mahu."

"Dalang, drink medicine~"

"Hehe, all the doctors here have died now. My surname is Ling, and everyone can have the surname Ling!"

Lao Wang didn't finish listening and had already fallen asleep.

The equipment nurse surnamed Ling who was wearing a rabbit hat smacked her lips regretfully when she saw this: "Finally, I found an interesting one, I'm sorry, if you can talk, let me talk more!"

Director Pei said: "Pay attention to the dog's condition during anesthesia and give more oral medicine. If you know during the operation, it will be troublesome."

"Okay~"

The anesthesia probe glanced up: "Damn, this guy really has a lot of money. No wonder his tone is so arrogant."

Nurse Ling: "Let me be healthy, let me be healthy, Director Pei, how about we prepare this place for him as well?"

Director Pei changed tool No. 1 and prepared to start filming: "Tell the outside that there will be no work today. This is the only one. Sign up for the one who eats hooves tonight. Ask the neighbor next door if the tractor for removing feces has been used up. I can take a few more by the way." If you're a strong intern, you can't pull this Achilles tendon."

"oh"

General anesthesia is necessary, and the physiques of the subordinates are exaggerated one by one. It is definitely inappropriate to place hook machines, cranes, and gantry cranes in this operating room, right? It is not only a test for the patient's psychological endurance, but also for the medical staff themselves. Strength and endurance will also create certain demands.

Li Cang met someone who was not very reliable.

The two young doctors were stunned when they saw Li Cang's back: "You, you, you, is this really a spine?"

"Um."

"Can this be pressed?"

"You are a doctor and you are asking me??"

"I can't press it properly!"

"You can't even press it!"

"I don't dare to go find my master!"

After a while, two young doctors brought over two extremely burly middle-aged female doctors. The two of them weighed at least 600 kilograms together.

The two of them looked at Li Cang and Li Laixi who were already lying down, and started guessing.

"Ha, I won, and the one with the big dragon belongs to me!"

"Hey, I lost on purpose. This girl's back shape is really good!"

Being able to set bones and massage are completely different things. For example, for Li Laisi, it is definitely more difficult for her to massage Li Cang than to break and reset the bones one by one.

"Little girl, you're lying down wrong, I'm always yelling from the front." The middle-aged female doctor and the two young doctors behind her who were waiting to observe staggered back as if struck by thunder: "How about you lie back down again and I can look for confidence while I'm at it? You This really affects my performance!”

"Pfft~"

Li Cang laughed halfway when he was pressed so hard that he meowed. He couldn't laugh anymore. Not only his back, but every inch of his body made a sound. It was a relaxing sound and an extremely comfortable sound.

Daleizi was even more exaggerated, crying and moaning almost the whole time.

[Cang: Can you please stop yelling? It's too much. You are even more brutal and working harder than when we were playing chess together. What should I say when the eldest sister asks me to turn over? 】

[Li Laisi: Get out! 】

Li Cang, who was about to continue typing words, suddenly had a frozen expression. He clicked a few times on the mini prayer interface and gently pushed the eldest sister's hand away: "Da Leizi, hold it down first while I go out to use the toilet."

"Yeah."

Li Leisi was too dazed to care.

The middle-aged female doctor who was massaging Li Cang's back rubbed her hands with special nostalgia and muttered suspiciously: "No way, it doesn't look like it. I haven't even touched the renal reflex area yet, so I went to the toilet - oh, I said You, my clinic charges based on hours, hurry up!"

East District, special needs ward.

Li Cang visited eighteen wards in a row, bumping into young, old and middle-aged people flirting with nurses, and finally found a few familiar faces in one of them.

Almost half of Suo Zhihui's body was covered with bandages. She was tilting her head to comfort Bai Huazi and whispering quietly. Qin Zhenzhen was hanging by one leg, fighting with Song Qiang and Qiao Jiaojiao who were hanging by their arms. They were all beaten by Li Cang. The sound of knocking on the door startled me.

Several female soldiers in the ward, who were also colleagues of Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen, were just about to say something. The elderly head nurse looked like a hungry feline with a fierce look in her eyes: "What are you doing to your family?" It doesn’t matter whether you are a boy or a girl? Do you know the rules? Do you think this is your home?”

Little nurse: "Stop scolding the head nurse, he is so handsome!"

Head nurse: "You can be handsome. Huh? This patient's family member, are you married? Do you have a girlfriend? I have a friend's daughter."

Li Cang frowned, looked around, and finally looked at Suo Zhihui.

Suo Zhihui lowered his head with red eyes and murmured: "I, I didn't know he would. I'm sorry. Everyone hurt me because of me."

"Are you okay? Are you okay?"

"Ah? Ah! Ah no. I." Suo Zhihui was at a loss for a while, "It's glass, I just wrapped it up to be scary. It's already healed. The main purpose is to remove the scar. Tomorrow we have to wait for a prayer procedure, so ."

"Well." Li Cang then turned to the head nurse: "What did you just say? They are the ones who have troubled you to take care of them. Which operating room are Wu Yisong and Suo Mingfei in?"

"No. 13, Area B, hey, what are you doing? We have discipline and cannot take you back."

"Trouble, take care of them."

The head nurse gave chase.

The two little nurses holding a whole washbasin coin in each hand murmured: "My husband is so handsome! My husband is so cruel! My husband scolds me! Keep scolding me! You can even beat me!"

"Bah, why are you making such a fuss when everyone is gone? He is obviously my husband, otherwise why did you give me pocket money?"

"A pot of it! Have you ever seen someone giving red envelopes like this?"

"Maybe this is what love looks like."

"Yeah, yeah, he's so handsome that people can't close their legs."

No one paid attention to the two little nurses who had fallen into their own pink bubbles. Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen, a group of female soldier colleagues who were sent to visit and guard, exploded.

"Holy crap! Are these your two male idols?"

"This, this, this"

"Li Cang? Teacher Cang?"

"Okay, you two little ladies, keep it secret!"

"We didn't know he was your slave master before we came here. He's so unloyal. It's hard to give in to a man like this, but it's a good thing even if you let us take a second look!"

The head nurse turned back and rushed back, obviously not catching up. She confiscated two large basins of coins and looked at Suo Zhihui very seriously: "What's his name? Your man?"

There is already a heavy motherly love in her tone, risking her life for her "friend"'s daughter.

"He." Suo Zhihui murmured, "Not yet."

The head nurse immediately returned to her usual kindness and gentleness, and calmly moved a chair: "Girls, let's talk about the symposium?"

Dang Dang Dang!

The room full of people stared expectantly at the opened door. A group of eager young doctors saw this battle. The leader's eyes lit up at first, and then he saw the head nurse. He suddenly shrunk and turned around uncertainly. The companions looked for courage in their eyes: "Ahem, I'm here, check. Check the ward."

The head nurse once again had an elegant smile on her lips, like a cat before eating: "Your mother's room is being checked for ward rounds! Are you qualified for ward rounds? You've never seen a beautiful girl, right? Call your department director! Now, immediately Disappear from my presence!”

A group of young doctors were full of love and they only regretted that their parents didn't give them two more legs.