Chapter 1 Preface Tell your future self

2012.2.12 Midnight Overcast

I wrote it in the beme coffee shop in Cheongdam-dong, Gangnam-gu, Seoul. The purpose is to prevent me, that is, you in the future, from suddenly forgetting about this period of time. Although I think it is almost impossible, let’s take precautions.

First of all, I would like to praise this store. It is located in the Gangnam District of Seoul, where every inch of land is expensive. Although it is hidden behind the street, it just fits the small style of the local tyrants here.

I tasted the coffee again. Although I don’t know if I have drunk it before, but according to my current judgment, it is not much better than Nestle’s instant coffee, but the price is hundreds of times higher. Personally, I think it is expensive because of the service.

Picking up the coffee, I smiled reservedly at the female waiter, but it seemed that the smile was not reserved enough. The other party gave me another look, but I decided to forgive her. Firstly, she was beautiful, and secondly, after all, I troubled her tonight It's been many times, and it's about to be troubled again.

"Beauty, hello, I want a refill." I took out a hundred yuan coin and tossed it in my hand. The flashing silver light was very beautiful, but it seemed that only I could appreciate it.

Forgive the stinkin' face again, this time because I'm trying to get her to give me change or no money for the next refill.

The reason is that the sign of this advertisement is that the second cup is half price. They may have never considered that some people will drink coffee as water, or feel that no one will drink more than 40 cups even if they drink water. My kind decision Today I will be the villain, even if they don't appreciate it.

"This one is 50 yuan, the next one is 25... I don't have to pay for the next coffee, thank you. Can you lie down for a while or I'll treat you to coffee?" Under her ugly expression again , I decided to downgrade her to a normal female, not cute at all.

Double sugar cube milk, since it costs money, you must drink it in place, although I don't like these tastes very much.

I can't help being so long-winded, I apologize to myself who will read this diary in the future, and let's talk about some serious things.

I lost my memory! Or you've lost your memory again!

The most recent thing I remember is that on June 3, 2011, I woke up from a fishing boat in Busan. The person who salvaged me said that I didn't have any identification on me, and I temporarily believed it.

This ship is not a good thing. Except for a few crew members, the rest of the coolies are Southeast Asians who illegally smuggled in, commonly known as black households, and I became one of them.

After accepting this situation, I successfully proved that I just lost my memory, but I am not stupid. The specific proof process is as follows: First of all, I understand that there is no meaning to myself here. Then I planned to escape. The specific process is simply to beat everyone up. The premise is that I put a rotten fish that has been hidden for a few days into the fish soup pot in the cafeteria.

After that, it was about extorting confessions, stealing money, and escaping. I seemed to be very talented in this area. I secretly guessed that I would not be a kidnapper, right? But then I thought that the police were also a possibility, and I felt relieved.

After disembarking from Busan, I didn’t snatch much money, and I didn’t care. I just rummaged through the clothes I was wearing when I was salvaged. I specially let people see the clothes. Fortunately, I found a photo. It can be seen that I should cherish it at ordinary times, and put on a vacuum film.

The front is the back of a person, it should be winter because there is breath on the side of his cheek. In the photo, the person stands on a bridge and stretches out his arms facing the river below. Looking carefully, it seems that the style of the shoes and the thickness of the fingers of the person are a person. girl.

The front almost made me despair, but at any rate there are words on the back, two simple words - Zhien. It should be the name of the girl in front. Although it doesn't feel very useful, there is hope anyway.

I said that I am not stupid. I read the newspapers every day in the first few days, and I read all the newspapers in the first half year. There was no news about any accidents involving anyone or any ship. The more I read, the colder I felt.

Good skills, know how to steal money with black hands, and obviously fell into the water and no one has any information to prove his identity, I have to say it is a bit embarrassing: rich family vendetta, smugglers, North Korean defectors (North Korean smugglers)...

All the above guesses made me not want to go directly to the police station, and I also intentionally avoided various occasions to verify my identity, and my subconscious also told me that this was good, and the previous things did not seem to be worth looking for.

So I followed my own ideas, made some money along the way, and found a way to make some money when I had no money. I also wandered all the way to Seoul. I really enjoyed the process.

The reason for coming here is that I speak without an accent, very standard Seoul dialect, even though half of Korea is from Seoul, but who cares.

By the way, I can’t remember my own name, so when I watched the TV show in the shopping mall for three full days, I finished watching the TV series called Chunxiang. Amnesia is still the reason why I haven't watched it before. In short, I named myself the actor in it-Li Menglong.

If you forget about the things on the road, you will forget them. It’s nothing too important, but I will leave it to you to save my life. If I forget it, I won’t even be able to eat.

The money was gone this morning. I was sitting on a chair at the bus stop with yesterday’s newspaper, secretly looking at the crowd around me. Please note that I am not planning to pick up food that others don’t want.

The office workers in the morning were crowded, but when everyone got on the bus, a man came out against the flow of people. Although he didn't look around and try his best to pretend to be normal, I knew that my meal money had come.

You should understand the next thing, follow him, but don't follow him to the end, because he probably has accomplices, find someone on an open road with a little more people, go up and cover your head with clothes, beat eggs, and hit knees three times Even Iron Man can't stand it.

Remember to look for it carefully, after all, he has a wallet himself, and after taking two wallets, he runs quickly. He has a guilty conscience and basically dare not chase you.

If you point your back, I wish you good luck!

There are also people who are organized, so remember not to attack too many times in one place, otherwise it is easy to cause accidents, remember!

Spending money after you have money is also a science. It is good to have a small shop, and it is good to have a big shop in a big shop.

Although the proprietress in the small shop cares about kimchi, but the advantage is that the portion is sufficient and the price is cheap, but don't be satisfied.

As for big restaurants, it’s easy to say, as long as you can afford the entrance fee, that is, their cheapest dishes, you can get a full meal no matter what, and secretly tell you to use less cockroaches, and the other party will easily turn against you Do not recognize people.

I haven't written for a long time, my hands are sore.

Well, I will tell you that the ordinary-looking waiter stopped giving me the paper. She even said that a piece of paper is 100 yuan, why didn't she grab it! I decided to block her, this dark, ugly spinster who will never marry.

There seems to be a car accident in the street next door, and there are women screaming. I'm going to go and have a look. I should be able to get money for tomorrow's meal.

There's a little space left on the page: the ugly woman is happy, silly! If I didn't hold back for hours without going to the bathroom, I would have bankrupted this store. Such a big store doesn't even deserve a bathroom.

The moment I went out, she was like a runaway wild horse, pounced on my table and put away the coffee.

Pooh! There is no principle at all in picking! You deserve to be a waiter all your life!

Li Menglong, writing to the future self who lost his memory. Don't starve to death, shame on you!