Chapter 1006 You can’t play like this

Because the assistants who were called were left to help, the girls could only drive back by themselves. Fortunately, Li Menglong was with them. Although they were drunk, everyone felt inexplicably safe. If something unexpected happened, he should be there. Wake up in time?

The driver was Jessica, who was quite fond of cars among the girls. She was also one of the first to spend a lot of money on cars, so her driving skills were pretty good, at least better than those of players like Lee Soon Kyu.

Glancing in the rearview mirror, even Jessica sighed. Li Menglong was really in a bad state right now. Putting aside everything else, why was he so cautiously huddled there? Can the girls eat him?

"I just told him to stop teasing him. He didn't know who he was when he drank. Now he believes whatever you say!" Jessica said honestly.

But it can't interrupt the girls' interest at all. After all, it's too difficult to catch Li Menglong like this. Let's not talk about whether he will drink like this with them. The girls can't afford to pay for this amount of alcohol alone. It will probably cost them. The nine together may not be as much as Li Menglong drank today.

"Oppa, don't listen to their nonsense. I am your girlfriend. We both have children!" Yoona said nonsensically.

Not to mention, Li Menglong actually gave some reaction: "Child? How old are you when you have a child? I won't be such a beast?"

"Oh, you still know how to defend yourself? It's not easy!" Li Shunkyu said helplessly from the side.

"It's about the same as giving birth to a child. You must be in your thirties to be considered suitable!"

Following Li Menglong's words, Li Shunkyu's face became extremely gloomy. Is he, Li Menglong, blind? She, Li Shunkyu, looks like she is in her thirties? What a fart. Nowadays people on the street say she is 18. Li Menglong is simply blind!

"How can Oppa still see us clearly? Then who is the most beautiful among us!"

As Li Menglong's finger raised, everyone was still a little nervous. This kind of question can be asked for a lifetime, especially in this situation of drunken uttering the truth. As Li Menglong's finger passed back and forth, the girl They all screamed more or less to heighten the atmosphere.

Li Menglong himself seemed to be very satisfied with this situation, so he shook his head proudly, and with his fingers still wagging, wasn't this just showing off his cuteness? Although he should be more tolerant to Li Menglong, the girls were really Can't stand it.

"If anyone dares to hit me, she will be the most ugly!" Li Menglong's last threat had no effect. The girls at this time are no longer the original girls. They now prefer to take action, and Li Menglong has not realized this yet.

The journey back home was very smooth, and Li Menglong was not given any chance to save his beauty. It was hard to say what kind of state Li Menglong was in now, because according to Li Menglong's past drinking habits, he usually likes to sleep after drinking too much.

But now I can still move on my own. Although the direction has been very skewed, is it possible that I have drunk too much alcohol now, so I seem sober? Little did he know that this was the result of Li Menglong's self-suggestion. During the drinking contest, Li Menglong kept telling himself that he would be the last to fall.

There is no need to say more about how magical mental suggestion is. There are many weird cases that are scary. The most classic one is undoubtedly the mental suggestion that someone is drowning, but he actually "drowned" in the bed.

So now Li Menglong just forced himself not to fall down, which was convenient for the girls. Otherwise, even if nine people carried him together, it would be very tiring. The girls all breathed a sigh of relief when they reached home.

Next, let Li Menglong do whatever he wants. They are all at home anyway, and there will be no more accidents. They were really worried on the way just now. If Li Menglong jumped out of the car and ran away, they would Should I pursue him or not?

As a result, the headline the next day was: Girls' Generation's fatal road run? A man screamed for help, and nine people from Girls' Generation robbed them of their wealth and sex?

Just thinking about it was terrifying. Everyone was very tired after all the hard work. They kicked Li Menglong off the sofa so that they could rest for a while. However, the Li Menglong not far away was exactly like a human. Alcohol evaporator, it smells really bad.

"Ah, Li Soonkyu, take your husband to take a bath quickly!"

"Omao, what are you doing? I am also a female idol after all, okay?" Li Shunkyu said in surprise: "Besides, what if he goes crazy while taking a shower? How dangerous I am!"

"How dangerous can it be? Besides, what can he do to you even if he goes crazy? It's just a matter of men and women!"

Lee Soon Kyu is really convinced by these girls. In fact, if she was not the person involved, she would have dared to say these words. However, in this kind of role, Lee Soon Kyu actually pays attention to these things and always feels a little inexplicably shy.

"I'm not going anyway! If you want to give him a bath, just go and I won't stop you!" Li Shunkyu said with a smile on his face. If Li Menglong was awake now, he would probably go over and kill her. I don't know how heartbroken this little girl is. My husband?

"Why are you looking at me? No matter how good Oppa and I are, we can't take off Oppa's clothes!" Xu Xian covered his face and said in horror.

"Take off your clothes? Then let's take off our clothes. You are responsible for wiping them off!" Kim Taeyeon said decisively, and then there was a howling like a killing pig in the dormitory.

"Ah, what are you doing? You gangsters!" "Help. Is there anyone in charge?" "Stop taking off my clothes, you..."

"Be good, relax your hands, it's just to take off your pants, don't be nervous!" Kim Taeyeon said in a coaxing way, which made Lee Soon Kyu look sad. This conversation was too weird.

It's good that Li Menglong is sensible. At least he knows how to put it on immediately when he is thrown a pair of shorts. So now Li Menglong is a shirtless young man wearing beach pants. His muscles that are slightly red due to alcoholism are very tempting. Where are the people.

These girls were also lawless, so this little hand went over to take advantage endlessly, poking Li Menglong's pectoralis major, poking his biceps, and poking his abdominal muscles. Li Menglong had stopped resisting, and his hands were just He held on to his pants tightly, he couldn't afford to offend these female gangsters.

After wiping his body, he force-fed him two bottles of sober-up and liver-protecting health care products. The girls began to yawn one after another. You must know that they were still feeling unwell, so they all wanted to go to bed.

It's just that retribution always comes so quickly. Just now, they were teasing Li Menglong, and now they have to accept the result of being teased. It's not that Li Menglong was naked and acting like a gangster. If that were the case, maybe the girls would happily take pictures and be a threat. Li Menglong has been there for many years.

The current situation is that they want to sleep, but Li Menglong is not sleeping. There is no way to escape. They ran to the second floor and Li Menglong immediately followed them. When they were awake, they knew that the girls' place was not easy to enter at will, but now There is no such concern anymore.

The girls couldn't lock the door directly, otherwise everyone would be more worried if Li Menglong slept on the floor, so they discussed it and everyone went back to their own rooms. As for which room he went to, it would be considered unlucky for that person.

As a result, Lee Soon Kyu and Kim Taeyeon won the lottery. Seeing Lee Mong Ryong lying on the bed with his feet dangling outside, Lee Soon Kyu felt that she would have to change to a bigger bed in the future, otherwise it would hurt her self-esteem. She watched helplessly as Lee Mong Ryong did whatever he wanted on her bed. But she and Kim Taeyeon could only hold their shoulders and look at each other pitifully.

In fact, the best way now is for the girls to continue drinking with Li Menglong. He is definitely at the zero limit now. Maybe one more bottle will cause him to completely collapse, but the girls' bodies do not allow it.

Fortunately, human physical strength is limited. Li Menglong fell into a deep sleep after struggling for almost an hour. Kim Taeyeon and Lee Soon Kyu almost burst into tears. What is happening!

Although he can imagine the pain when he wakes up every time before drinking, he just can't control his mouth. Li Menglong opened his eyes and whispered unconsciously, enjoying the waves of stimulation in his mind. pain.

He grabbed a piece of clothing from the bedside and wiped the sweat from his forehead. Even though he woke up, he was still in a semi-conscious state. The first thing that noticed something wrong was his sense of smell. Why did the room smell so fragrant? ?

He sniffed hard. He had never heard that drinking alcohol could cause a mutation in the sense of smell, but he could put it down first. Li Menglong wanted to confirm where he was now, but he just found the clothes in his hand when he sat up. The trick.

If underwear can be considered a type of clothing, then it may be the least suitable for wiping sweat. Looking at the sky blue underwear with a blue fat man pattern on it, Li Menglong's mind went blank.

Then he forcibly started thinking about what happened yesterday, drinking with his comrades, and then sleeping in someone else's house. But now he is holding someone else's daughter's underwear? Li Menglong felt like he could die. He had done such an animal thing?

"Oppa! What are you doing!" Xu Xian yelled arrogantly, walked over quickly and snatched the underwear from Li Menglong's hand, and then stared at Li Menglong with a red face, wanting to hear his explanation.

It’s just that now Li Menglong is just surviving the disaster. Although Xu Xian usually feels very beautiful, she looks particularly good today. It’s like there is a halo floating behind his head, and his whole person exudes the beauty of a goddess from the inside out. light.

"Xiao Xian! Oppa misses you!" Li Menglong immediately hugged Xu Xian vigorously and patted Xu Xian's back with both hands, hoping that she would share his joy with her. At least he, Li Menglong, was temporarily separated from the beast. come out.

But at a certain moment, his movements stopped again. Xu Xian appeared now. Could it be that the underwear belonged to Xu Xian? God, what on earth did he do to get this thing? You can't play with people like this!